Freeze to death in summer?

The funny sentences in summer are as follows:

1, there is a yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a cold called forgetting to wear long pants.

2, this day, it is too cold. Even the flowers and grass on the roadside tightened their bodies. The cold north wind roared like a roaring lion.

I am crying at every pore.

Mosquitoes don't bite people, but only cold water pipes.

5. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket?

6. Leaves are no exception. The cold air paralyzed them, but they had everything except the winter wind.

7. The recent weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

8. All cooling that does not aim at snowing is hooliganism.

9. Going out to eat at noon is really a difference between life and death!

10, the cold wind is blowing everything, the street lamps are cold, and pedestrians on the road are in a hurry.