Humor of pension judgment

1, I retired, and my second spring was squashed by work.

2, providing for the aged, is really not simple, earning less in front and getting more in the back. Isn't this the counterattack of life?

After retirement, I don't have to go to work, but I don't have to shave anymore. My "retirement laziness" is earned.

I finally retired, no longer bound by my boss, but pension restrictions still hurt my self-esteem.

5. Retirement pension is like "salary at the end of the month" in the game. In order to get it, I will "struggle" all my life.

6. I feel that time passes quickly every day after retirement. It turns out that clocks and watches used to be poisonous at work.

7. Although the pension is good, it can't buy youth. Otherwise, I will definitely retire early and be jealous every day.

8, finally retired, which means that I can finally put down the burden of work, and then carry the bag to travel.

9. Although there are many pensions, the expenses of nursing homes are also high, which is really a great irony of life.

10, life after retirement is like instant noodles, sometimes simple and rude, and sometimes you can add some ingredients to make it more delicious.