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Andrew got drunk, stole the lunch meat and forgot the taste. What funny experiences did you have during your weight loss?
1, military training for freshmen: During military training, the sun is particularly bright, and I sweat a lot every day and keep moving from six in the morning to eight or nine in the evening. At this time, I feel that my energy consumption in a day should be very, very large, so I always hint that I have to eat so much exercise to provide energy and not get fat! In just ten days, I ate hundreds of dollars in the canteen. Finally, after the military training, I thought how much lighter I would be, and I got on the scale with confidence and gained six pounds! ! ! I really admire my family's military training is getting thinner and thinner. My military training is simply a fattening training camp.
2. Diet meal: My friends and I agree that we should eat well for breakfast and lunch, and only eat some fruits and coarse grains for dinner, so every afternoon we will meet to buy boiled sweet potatoes, potatoes and corn. On the way back, it seems that everyone is not very happy, because they can't eat delicious hot pot, dry pot and mala Tang? At some point, we got on the motorcycle and came to the fried spicy chicken shop. Several people ate sweet potatoes and then came here to eat. After eating, they shouted, I can't stand it! ! The first sentence you say when you leave the store is always:? Lose weight from the next meal! ?
I thought it was funny when I said it. I shouted to lose weight, but I got fatter and fatter. I also hope that everyone can have an ideal figure and a healthy body.
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