Humorous sentences in marriage

19 The sentence about marital humor is as follows:

1, marriage is basically the rest of your life, letting the other person fart at will.

2, marriage is basically when you go to the toilet, no matter whether the door is open or not!

3. In the original marriages, most husbands followed their wives with heavy objects on their backs.

4. Getting married probably means that you can only post photos of the other half online for a lifetime.

Marriage is a promise, always give half of the ice cream to each other.

6. Marriage, isn't it simple? Just decide what to watch at night!

7. Marriage is probably listening to my husband swearing loudly at the copier in the next room.

8. Marriage is basically listening to the other half telling stories to others, always interrupting him and saying,' You are not right!' .

9. Married life with children is basically' Who is more tired?' Competition.

10, marriage is basically two people shrug their shoulders and say,' I don't care, what do you want to do today?' Just live forever.

1 1, marriage is probably sitting in a chair for a long time, waiting for another person to go out in a hurry.

12. Marriage is basically about deciding what to eat for dinner.

13, marriage is eating while watching TV, which is a life that will never change until death.

14, marriage is-there is a way to watch the other half eat chicken wings without nausea.

15. When I mentioned marriage before, I thought of eternity. Now that I mentioned marriage, I thought about how long marriage can last.

16. Men in love like to have hands and feet, but married men have no hands and feet.

17, get close before marriage, get out of the way after marriage.

18, it is difficult for men to go to work in the wrong line, and it is difficult for women to marry the wrong person to get off work.

19, life is wonderful when you are in love and miserable after marriage.