Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - My mother is always messing with my things! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
My mother is always messing with my things! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
She has severe onychomycosis. She was repeatedly reminded not to wear my socks and shoes. Not only did she not listen, but she intensified. Even if Ma You and I go climbing, Ma You has no sports shoes to wear. She gave my shoes to her Ma You without my permission. When I found and exposed them, she said casually, "Isn't it just a pair of shoes?" As for the argument for so long? "
The suitor gave me a set of high-class perfume at my birthday party. I have mentioned it to my mother several times since I took it home. I can't touch it, because I'm not going to promise others and this gift is too expensive for a student party, so I want to send it back. Results! My mother gets up early behind my back every morning, wears perfume and immediately goes out to play mahjong. Oh, because I really can't pay it back, I have to be with that suitor. Fortunately, he was very kind to me, and now their feelings are good.
Toothpaste, shower gel, shampoo, sanitary towel, etc. There is no backup at home, so don't buy the last drop after squeezing. But I have a slight cleanliness addiction, and I will go crazy if I don't wash my face for a day. In desperation, I had to break up the already small living expenses into several parts.
But none of this matters. Study hard and earn money! Only when the economy is independent can it be qualified to pull up. Now I am trying to make money. I hope I can successfully move out and live alone by the end of this year.
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