Funny copywriting suitable for Chinese Valentine’s Day posts on Moments

Funny copy suitable for posting in Moments on Chinese Valentine's Day is as follows:

1. Today, Chinese Valentine's Day, I will meet the other person's parents. I am so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his son first.

2. We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day, and we don’t have anyone to confess to on April Fool’s Day. It’s better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival.

3. People don’t listen to your confession on Valentine’s Day. People don't believe me if I confess my love on April Fool's Day. Confessing love on Qingming Festival is not something others should do.

4. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.

5. "How to spend this Chinese Valentine's Day?" "Of course I will laugh it off."

6. God is fair to everyone. Since He allows you to celebrate Singles’ Day, he will not let you celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day.

7. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day today, and those who like me haven’t confessed to me yet. I am really a calm and steady person.

8. Those who say that they rent themselves out on Chinese Valentine’s Day, please don’t be stupid, okay? Usually no one wants it if it’s free, but now they’re charging money.

9. I want to go to the movies with my partner on Chinese Valentine's Day. Can you recommend any good partners?

10. I want to give a negative review to my future partner’s mother. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received the baby yet.