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"Classic" lines from "Struggle"
Classic lines of "Struggle" 1
1. Plot: After graduating from college, everyone said goodbye to Teacher Li and shouted collectively:
Teacher Li, please stay. We can't let you go, very, very much, but we have to tell you that we have to leave you. We have to go to work, fall in love, and fight. This matter is extremely urgent and we can't wait even a day. Please accept our last words before leaving. greetings.
2. Plot: In the first episode, Gao Qiang committed suicide by jumping off a building because he did not get his diploma.
Lu Tao said this to the body: I ??never thought about the value of my own clothes before, I just followed fashion and played cool.
I think you have character, but no one has as much character as you, and no one is as cool as you.
You died when you wanted to, without even saying goodbye to us. You are the most amazing person among us.
No one has as much personality as you, and no one is as cool as you.
3. Plot: Yang Xiaoyun and Xiang Nan meet for divorce. We had the following conversation in the divorce office:
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don't love you!
Xiang Nan: If you cook instant noodles for me at night and add two eggs for me, do you mean you don’t love me? Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: I boil dog eggs! Bah!
Xiang Nan: When you cook instant noodles for dogs, do you add two eggs? Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: I boil dog eggs! Pooh!
Xiang Nan: What’s wrong with you just being nice to me?
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! I don’t admit it!
Xiang Nan: Let me tell you, I am your first love, I am your favorite, and I just can’t get divorced!
Yang Xiaoyun: You are a scoundrel!
Xiang Nan: Thank you for reminding me that I am really a scoundrel and I still rely on you. I told you Yang Xiaoyun that you can’t divorce me because I changed my mind and I don’t agree to the divorce. If you tell me again, I will tell you to stop joking with me when you get divorced!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah! divorce! Divorce now! If you don't leave me, I will trample you to death now!
Xiang Nan: Bah! No way!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah!
Xiang Nan: Bah! Go play! You go play with me! Go play with the spoon for me!
Yang Xiaoyun: You. . . .
Xiang Nan: Bah!
Staff: Hey. . No smoking here, sir
Yang Xiaoyun: Who told you to smoke?
Xiang Nan: Can you manage it?
Going out
Xiang Nan: What are you looking at? What are you looking at! Let me play with you all! Why not make a TV series? All of them!
Crowd: How are you talking? This is!
Xiang Nan: How do you say it? .
Yang Xiaoyun: Why don't you let others see it? Do you know how to respect others? I tell you, these are all my fans
Xiang Nan: Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: Bah, you are my super fan
Xiang Nan: Bah!
Yang Xiaoyun: Xiangnan, let me ask you what is so good about me that makes you admire me so hard all day long?
Xiang Nan: Why do I love you so much?
Yang Xiaoyun: It’s all gone now. It’s all right. Let’s have another couple!
4. Xiaoyun asked: Who are you?
Xiang Nan replied: I am your husband Xiang Nan, I am your wallet, and I am the tool that makes your life comfortable. I am always ready for your happiness! Serving Yang Xiaoyun!
p>5. Lulu is afraid of getting fat and dare not eat
Hua Zi said: "You are not fat at all, you are so thin that you feel like cramping~"
6. Lu Tao often says: "I'm anxious, I'm very anxious, I'm very anxious~"
7. Xiangnan's optimism
I have no illness or disaster, and both my parents are alive. I have a car and a house, my wife loves me, I earn money to support my family, I live a good life, I am still alive, I will be better in the future, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!
8. Who is more promising, Xiangnan or Huazi?
Xiangnan: Our family has a yard, does yours have one? (Siheyuan in an old hutong in old Beijing)
Hua Zi: Our family has a private full-time barber, shampoo and conditioner. Do you have one in your family (just bought a second-hand hair salon)
Xiang Nan: Our family has dozens of boxes of illegal liquor that were not consumed during the wedding and are stored at the mother-in-law’s house. Do you have any at your family?
Hua Zi: We have an old-fashioned off-road vehicle at home. We can drive it out if nothing happens. Driving is so romantic. Is it possible for your family to buy a N-hand Beijing Jeep for 600 yuan? )
Hua Zi: Our family owns a private business, so we don’t have to go out to work. We just stay at home in SOHO. How long will your family be able to catch up with such a post-modern life?
Xiang Nan: We have a complete set of unopened modern kitchen utensils at home. They are piled under the bed when they are no longer used. The young couple goes out to eat out every day and eats spicy fish and meat dishes. Money is like running water, does your family dare to be so extravagant?
Xiaoyun: I am really convinced by them. They are really college students from prestigious universities. How can you compete with someone who has broken pots and bowls? It’s almost pissing me off. Xiangnan, I’m really following you. What's wrong is that you have suffered eight lifetimes of bloody misfortune. Hurry up and fight hard. The salted fish turns over and blows again.
Xiang Nan: Yang Xiaoyun, can you do it? You look like a salted fish, and you still mentioned salted fish to me. Salted fish will die after being pickled for half a year. Can you turn around? Please show me. You turn it over, you turn it over.
9. Plot: Yang Xiaoyun dropped her mobile phone in the toilet and asked Xiang Nan to fish it out
Xiang Nan: This pit is too dirty~~
Yang Xiaoyun: ...nonsense ! Have you ever seen any latrine with pure water?
Yang Xiaoyun asked Charlene to call her cell phone to see if she could still get through. The phone responded: Not in the service area
10. Yang Xiaoyun felt tired and lonely after her divorce from Xiang Nan, Xiaoyun’s mother He gave her a wad of money and encouraged her to go shopping and relax
Xiaoyun's mother said: "Spend whatever you want, buy whatever you want~~~Don't spend it all~~"
< p>Classic Line 2 of "Struggle"Bring us a pot of tea
Sir, our tea is sold by the cup
Then come Three cups
Sir, what kind of tea do you want
Any tea
We have chrysanthemum, Longjing, oolong and black tea
Black tea
Sir, the black tea we have here is one pot per person
Didn’t you just sell it regardless of the pot
Sir, I mean the black tea we have here is It’s sold in pots
Then you can make one pot
Do you want black tea?
Yes, sir, you just want three pots
Wait a minute, you made me a little confused, why did I become three pots again
Sir, the black tea here cannot be served for three people to one pot
Then bring me three glasses of ice water
Sorry sir, our refrigerator is temporarily broken and there is no ice water
I want three glasses of Longjing, one for each person
< p>This is no entertainment, it is just adding to the troubleWe come to this world not to take away anything, but to work hard to add brilliance to this world. . I believe they don’t know this, and even if they know it, they may not be able to do it. What they tell us is just their dream. Well, we listen to them. Treat their dreams as ours, and we will fight for our dreams just like them, but dreams are difficult. Because that dream is the life of all of us, our love, our career, and our happiness.
However, when we turned that abstract dream into concrete things, I found that we were very far away from that dream, very far away. But we won't give up! We will try our best to do everything well!
In this world, we will encounter many good things and many bad things, but before today, they have all passed. Tomorrow, they will collide with us head-on. Our attitude is that none of us are afraid of bad things!
1. No one can control who I want to be with.
No one can control who I want to be with.
2. Must. . . . . . must. . . . . . . must. . . . . . .
3. I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
4. Yang Xiaoyun:...Nonsense! Have you ever seen any latrine with pure water?
5. Yang Xiaoyun: The two of us together are like a book. The title of the book is How Steel Corrodes.
6. All actresses say "get out"
7. If you still exist in this world, then no matter what this world is, it is meaningful to me. ; But if you are gone, no matter how beautiful the world is, it will be just a desert in my eyes, and I will be like a lonely ghost.
8, Xiaoyun asked: Who are you? Xiangnan replied: I am your husband Xiangnan, I am your wallet, and I am the tool that makes your life comfortable. For your happiness, I am always ready! Serving Yang Xiaoyun!
9, Xia: Why is it so sour?
Lu: Waiter, a bowl of strong vinegar
Xia: You drink it and I drink it
Lu: Two bowls!
10. Lu: If I got married to you, the first thing I would do would be to blow up the divorce office.
Xia: If the other half you marry is not me, I will blow up your other half.
11. Mi: Living requires hard work...
12. Mi Lai asked: How are you discussing the matter of getting back together?
Xiang Nan replied: The two of us have been breaking things down...
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