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College students who fight wits with their parents ask for living expenses at the end of the month.
2. Hee hee hee, suddenly appeared, and came to ask for living expenses again.
Dad, can I borrow some money from you first?
I just slapped my wallet, but it was nothing. I just hope it will swell up.
I want to do research, but I still need some money.
6. Can you give this little cute a little gift in winter?
7. Mom and Dad, you have worked hard! Give me some pocket money!
8. Money is a little tight recently.
9. Dad, give me some pocket money!
10. I have lost weight recently
1 1. Please also give your son some silver. I appreciate it!
12. Do your own calculations. Five elements are short of houses, life is short of cars, and Cary is short of money.
13. Chloe Chen is actually cornered and in a dilemma now.
14. Dear Mom and Dad, I want to eat mutton kebabs, grilled fish, hamburgers, fat beef, hot pot, woolen clothes, fried chicken, shrimp, milk tea and sushi. Please support me.
15. I bought an island recently. Welcome to my poor island.
16. Mom, I'm going to practice.
17. Please rest assured that I am doing well.
18. If an apology helps, what do you want Alipay to do?
19. My mother can't use Alipay. Every time I lack money, I log in to her Alipay directly and transfer the money in her bank card to my Alipay.
20. Dad, I want to invite my classmates to dinner this time. Can you reward me?
Twenty humorous sentences of college students asking their parents for living expenses at the end of the month
1. How about the seafood buffet? Mom, my classmates said that they all miss the sound of me being sucked by spicy turkey noodles.
Today's instant noodles are delicious. The price of instant noodles today is the same as that of 20 days ago. Fortunately, the weight is relatively large, and I have almost eaten enough. I wanted to add a ham sausage, but it was too extravagant to know that I was a child of an ordinary family.
Dad, I'm dying of poverty. Can you help me?
There is a game this week. Registration fee, 300 yuan. Ask for support!
Mom, I lost my mobile phone and have no money to buy it. Ouch.
6. The weather is getting colder and colder. Last year's clothes don't match your daughter's temperament this year. Your lovely daughter needs to buy new equipment. Please recharge together. If you have any questions, please call this number. Please return to 1 for balance inquiry, 2 for expenditure details, 3 for recharge and 0 for manual service. Thank you for your cooperation. I wish you good health, a happy family and a happy life.
7. What should Alipay do if an apology is useful?
8. Dad ~ Mom ~ Fingers are a little tight recently.
9. Take out your money. Don't hide it. I saw you put it in your trouser pocket.
10. Mom, give me ten dollars. Look, my classmates are waiting.
Dad, can you lend me some money first?
12. A close friend invited his son to go for an outing, but he suffered from empty pockets.
13. I tried. No matter what method I use, my mother will only say, "Why is there no money again?"
14. I just patted my wallet. Actually, it's nothing, just hope to swell up.
15. Dad, I just graduated. It is not good to have no money in your pocket!
16. Your little cutie has no instant noodles to eat.
17. I'm not a cute ghost, I'm a poor ghost.
18. TV is all about: I will give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter. The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.
19. I want to do research, but I still need some money.
20. Hee hee hee, suddenly appeared, and came to ask for living expenses again.
20 sentences in episode 2022 ask parents for living expenses.
1. Mom, there are only two digits left in my card.
Please rest assured that I am doing well.
Ugliness is nothing compared with poverty.
Today's instant noodles are delicious The price of instant noodles today is the same as that of 20 days ago. Fortunately, the weight is relatively large, and I have almost eaten enough. I wanted to add a ham sausage, but it was too extravagant to know that I was a child of an ordinary family.
I really want to eat delicious food. I really want it!
6. Mom, I'm going to practice.
7. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.
8. Your little cutie has no instant noodles to eat.
9. It's season again, and your little cutie is short of a bag.
10. Money is not everything, and you can't do anything without money.
1 1. This is an era of asking for money in the blink of an eye, but it is not an era of making money in the blink of an eye.
12. I really need your help!
13. I want to eat crayfish, but the price of the best one has increased.
14. Qianshan is full of love. Can you spend some money?
15. In today's society, money is life, and no money is death.
16. I'm starving. Dad, support me!
17. Don't take your likes and misses too seriously except to marry you and transfer money. It is better to make a lot of money if you are caring and careful.
18. Last time I bought a polo shirt for my father, he gave me Kolor that night and asked me to buy the mobile phone I wanted.
19. Dad, can you lend me some money first?
20. Mom needs tuition this time 1500 yuan.
Sixty sentences about college students' nostalgia for high school life
College students miss high school life. The modern version of midnight songs can't imagine where they spread, although the college entrance examination is the most important. Relax properly and don't sleep in the dormitory; There are jokes outside the dormitory and I am used to burning the midnight oil. I am happy when I am nervous. The days when brothers and sisters were separated in recent years. If you keep laughing like this, I don't know how many years it will take!
I miss my high school days. It is a beautiful scenery to enter the city from the countryside. This is the first adventure in my life. It's the beginning of my slowly learning to live alone. This is the source of sincere feelings! Miss my youth!
Although we are not fragile, although we are still strong, maybe things have changed a lot, but we still miss it.
This is the best time and the worst time: we earn more money, but less human feelings; Our means of transportation are more advanced, but there are more old people standing on the bus; We went to the moon to explore space, but we didn't want to reach out and help our neighbors across the street. The price of our stock market has soared, but our value has dropped exponentially; Our society knows that this kind of revenge is not a gentleman's move, but how can it not be popular?
5. June 7th, June 8th, ten years' cold window is in June, ten years' cold window is in July 8th, good luck is with you on July 8th, and good things are with you on July 8th. SMS wishes you an early admission!
6. Opportunity has no discipline. Hugo
7. When you are immersed in warm air, birds and flowers, green mountains and green waters and fertile fields, you will be intoxicated; When you face the golden autumn season, you will be ecstatic. Have you ever thought that abundant spring scenery is heroic after severe cold baptism, but the beautiful scenery in autumn is the crystallization after melting in hot summer?
8. You are a pine tree on the cliff. If there is wind and rain, there will be howling. You are a mountain stream, and there must be a song when there is a grievance. Your integrity, kindness, simplicity and perseverance have sparked a dazzling spark on the iron plate in my heart.
9. You are the lotus root under the lotus-never show off yourself. Inside your simple appearance, there is a white and flawless heart like white jade.
10. In junior high school, parents are impeccable. High school love, parents kick down the ladder.
1 1. Don't regret the steps you have taken. As long as you try, you don't need to care about whether it is good or bad. You don't need to hesitate about tomorrow's scenery. As long as you persist, you don't need to be afraid of whether the prospect is bright or dark. Fortunately, I have passed the college entrance examination and achieved myself.
12. To put it bluntly, it is not difficult to improve your grades. See if you are willing to work hard to accumulate-do more questions and summarize more.
13. I lost contact with my friends in primary school in junior high school and my friends in junior high school in senior high school. I haven't had much contact with my high school friends since I went to college. I guess I won't have any friends after graduating from college. From one environment to another, all past relationships cannot be maintained. Is it because my youth is too thin and blown away by the wind, or is time too arrogant and unreasonable? 14. I used to think that the future was used to escape.
14. College life, saying it is boring, people who went to college rarely have objections, but after many years, you will remember it, mostly the contents of those four years. In the days surrounded by beautiful women
15. Time flies, and it's time for the college entrance examination; Full of lofty sentiments, once ambitious in the United States; Students are pretending, and exploration is smarter than wisdom; Life is long, how long will you struggle? Cherish everything, don't wait for an instant to die. On the college entrance examination day, I hope to seize the opportunity and embrace success!
16. Can you spell the rich second generation without the college entrance examination?
17. I feel extremely lucky to know you, but I feel my life is full to know you. I will hide my smiling days, and I hope you will take good care of yourself in the unpredictable days to come.
18. to sum up, the characteristics of our level are: poor grades, difficult to test in high school; The teacher is old, and sports still have to run; Discipline is too noisy and hygiene is difficult.
19. Editor's note: If I have to talk about my junior high school and senior high school days, it is probably my daily life of 3. 1. The happiest thing every day is to understand a problem, avoid being scolded by the teacher, eat your favorite meal at noon, and have someone you like, just to see him can be very satisfied. However, that little throb was finally spent in the time of brushing and evaluating the test papers. Nothing special, but I miss every little thing. This should be the student days of most people.
20. Success means that even the third year of high school has survived, and there is nothing you can't do; After failure, even the blow of the college entrance examination can withstand it. What is more difficult? Regardless of success or failure, go forward bravely.
College students miss high school life. Miss you, miss you so much, write your name in the glass, drink water and kiss you every day. Miss you, miss you so much, write you in your underwear and protect you personally every day.
22. I can't imagine where I have been, although the college entrance examination is the most important; Relax properly and don't sleep in the dormitory; There are jokes outside the dormitory and I am used to burning the midnight oil. I am happy when I am nervous. The days when brothers and sisters were separated in recent years. If you keep laughing like this, I don't know how many years it will take!
23. Memories fade away. Confused world of mortals, like the past, like the bleak autumn wind, holding the fallen leaves of memories.
24. I really miss those years of high school. I walk around in school uniform every day. Boys watch MSN with live text on their mobile phones in class. After class, the corridor is very noisy, and there is a queue to go to the toilet. The most annoying person comes to class with a test paper. I also miss me at that time, as if everything could be changed as long as I worked hard.
25. Your figure is a sail and my eyes are a river. How many times I tried to keep you, I couldn't keep you in the end. I know that friendship is rare in this world, but freedom is more precious.
26. Pay homage to the lost time under the dim light, feel the emotional sadness in the blooming season, and sigh the world's coldness and warmth in the tunnel of looking back.
27. It's an honor to study with your classmates for four years, and let me know you, a handsome "gifted scholar". I admire your temperament and admire your character. I think you will be my best friend in the future.
28. I miss being breathless when climbing the fifth floor, but it's completely different from what I feel now. I miss the way to Po's office with you. I miss his scolding us when he was angry. I miss the noisy self-study in class. I miss the bitterness of standing behind when I am late. I miss the bell.
I organized this activity to avenge my friends, but I totally lost myself in this activity. I miss my old high school days. I wish I could go back in time, so that you can visit the real Koshien in peace. You also love reasoning. You will end up here. I won't go back to high school in the past, detectives, but it's nice to meet you, which makes me feel the true meaning of detectives. If God permits, come to Koshien again.
30. Times have changed. Now, we will face separation. Without my classmates and inseparable friends, there will always be a trace of sadness and melancholy in my heart. Facing the first turning point in life, we have to take this difficult step, and we will face new challenges. All good things must come to an end. When we meet, there will be differences. The nostalgia and reluctance in our hearts make it impossible for us to forget everyone sitting in this same classroom. However, believe in yourself, let's go on bravely! I miss the days we spent together.
3 1. It has been two years since I graduated from high school, but my life at that time is always vivid, just like the picture in the movie.
32. I like my high school life, which is light and beautiful, like the wind blowing gently across my face, leaving a gardenia-like fragrance.
I think that if one day I will miss the present as much as I miss my senior high school life, then what I am doing now is worth my nostalgia in the future.
34. At that time, I remember that in the science class, there were many buddies who all talked about "brotherhood and competition". As a result, the head teacher awarded the film and television gold medal of "He is my brother" to the two people who had the deepest feelings and copied the most from each other.
35. Primary school courses are expensive, junior high school courses are expensive, high school courses are expensive, and college courses are expensive.
36. Junior high school students' love: going home together; High school students' love: eating together; College students fall in love: sleeping together; Love after marriage: go home to eat and sleep together.
37. Sad plots don't write endings, never say goodbye, and lovers who stay together can't bear to be separated. But, helpless.
38. You are finally leaving, but you have left the image of flowers, the fragrance of flowers, and the hope of watering them together. As long as I think of you in the future, my years will always be bright.
39. Sunset permeates the high school classroom. What is beautiful is not the warm sunset, but the desk and chair you once owned from my perspective. Sand and gravel are walking wildly outside the glass window. Beauty is not the wind that blows rapidly, but the position where you once stood from my perspective. A barbed wire fence separates the playground covered with snow. Beauty is not the purity of snow, but I once stood there, turned my head and saw you. In my opinion, the weather is neither good nor bad. Those that have special significance are all because of you. The weather is different, but to me, you will always be you. xia mingyou
40. Maybe you and I will never meet again, but you will always be my most concerned and proud friend!
College students miss high school life. Life in senior three is very hard, not to mention the mountains of books and the tireless posture reflected outside the window, not to mention how boring life is at 3.1 every day. The homework and papers that can never be finished are enough to make people unforgettable. However, although the life of senior three is bitter, there is joy in it. It is often said that a hard environment can motivate people to work hard and cultivate their interest in learning. Sometimes, it is also a wonderful enjoyment to swim in the ocean of problems for the purpose of seeking knowledge.
42. If you don't learn, you won't learn.
I want to call you, but I don't know what to say.
44. I miss signing my name on your school uniform. When you clean the balcony, I miss your back. I miss you calling me penis. I miss the time when we listened to the dormitory song club together.
45. Parents' hopes, friends' encouragement, and their own hopes have all changed in the past two days. It is not indisputable, nor is it unyielding. Everything passes too fast, but it passes without cherishing it. But I still believe that as long as you work hard, whether you succeed or fail, you are the best.
46. study hard at the cold window and try on the field today; Be the first, spread your wings in time; Ambition in the chest, bright future; If you don't change your lofty sentiments, the future will be beautiful. On the college entrance examination day, I wish you hold your head high and realize your dream in one fell swoop!
47. In junior high school, everyone encouraged: where there is a will, there is a way, and cross the rubicon. /kloc-When Qin Guan finally belonged to Chu High School in 0/20 years, his heroism dried up: Welcome to Huairentang after 20 years.
48. There is only one way to choose-the way to give up; There is only one way to refuse-that is the road to growth.
49. Several early warblers compete to keep the trees warm, and their new swallows peck at the new soil. This is the beauty of spring in nature. 18 years old is the spring of life. When it comes, where is my beautiful scenery? In the busy study life of senior three, books covered up my 18-year-old glory, and the exercises refused to leave a gap for it.
50. Life in senior three is undoubtedly difficult, tense and even like hell. But what should come will come, after all, it belongs to us. As long as we persist, what passes us will be the rainbow after the storm and the joy of success. Even if the tears of failure come to us, we will still gain the faith without regrets. "There are no traces of birds in the sky, but I flew over," Tagore once wrote in the face of his efforts. Don't give up your faith and go forward, because your dream is in a harbor not far away. There are some things that we need the courage to give up, and only giving up is wise. The pine tree on the cliff knows that it is difficult to show its unique life style unless it gives up dullness, and the plum blossom on the wilderness knows that only by giving up the comfort of spring can it sharpen its strong style.
5 1. Some memories were burned, others were buried in the bottom of my heart, and the age of innocence passed through the golden age like running water.
52. The high school deskmate married the school grass. At the wedding, the master of ceremonies asked the groom who would pursue whom first. The groom said she was, and the deskmate asked, why me? The groom said that once in the canteen, his deskmate kept staring at him, so the deskmate replied, I'm not staring at you. There were six of us, and you occupied such a big table. I want to stare you away! ! !
53. In this battlefield, we should hurry up and lower our heads to answer questions, and have no time to take care of the beautiful and handsome guys in the same examination room.
54. It used to be thought that the future was used to escape. Unhappy primary school and junior high school, unhappy junior high school and high school, unhappy senior high school and university, all the way to society. After stepping into the society, you will find that there is no future to escape.
55. High school students are playing handsome and picking up girls, while junior high school students are still pouting and pretending to be cute.
When I woke up, it was all over, in my memory.
57. No matter who you are, no matter junior high school or senior high school, in the teacher's mouth, we will always be the worst class in recent years.
58. The view on composition is that composition is a stupid thing. The college entrance examination composition must be a combination of all fools. Our composition pays attention to cultivating dog slaves, not true temperament.
59. Wave and watch you go first. I hope you will always remember my handsome smile. The college entrance examination arrived as scheduled. I hope you and I will meet in the ideal school of high school.
60. Think about the shy memories of high school and junior high school. Sometimes it's not just as simple as missing, it's more of a scene pursued in a dream. Sometimes there are some longings. It turns out that our ignorant youth used to be so happy. Those memories that stay in the deep heart and warm every growth in the future are the most beautiful in this life.
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