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I'm getting married. Be in the mood before marriage (97 selected sentences)

1. When you get married, I will attend your wedding in any capacity]

2. Happy Tanabata to the man I married many years later?

3. Sing Happy Farewell in your wedding hall.

I worked hard just to attend your wedding one day and take money to kill your groom.

5. If the last two digits of your mobile phone number are your marriage age. How old were you when you got married =

6. ipartment will never end, followed by a long wedding, a love of Fei Hsiao-hsien, a love of Qiao Meijia, the beginning of Zhang Weiwei, and later marriage and children to grow old together.

7. My boyfriend is getting married and the bride is not me. I think it's like a joke to prepare a wedding present for him. . .

8, your wedding, I will dress up to attend, not for anything else, just for blessing]

9. Those girls who are married to * * are happy for you when they see the bright smile at your wedding.

10, don't worry, if I can't wait for you, I will attend your wedding.

1 1. I have to have my own life to attend your wedding and funeral.

12, white wedding, colorful dress

13, I don't need a luxurious wedding or a diamond ring of several carats. All you need is your heartfelt love for you and a can.

14, I can't wait many years, because you are too good, I'm afraid I don't deserve it, and I'm afraid it's not me who will walk into the wedding hall with you in the future!

15, please bless their partner who signed the wedding.

16, if you don't study hard now, why should you give her a perfect wedding?

17, I think I must get married very late. Because, I want to be a bridesmaid for so many people-to my best friend.

18, the so-called fate is the reason for success and the excuse for failure. The so-called wedding is the discussion of lovers becoming "family"

19, was it you who accompanied me into the wedding hall, boy?

20. If your ex-boyfriend is married, would you like to attend his wedding? No, I want to attend his funeral.

2 1, the best thing I can think of is to sing "Happy Parting" at my ex's wedding.

22. If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you screw up my wedding and take me away?

23. She is getting married. He said, can you inform me of the wedding? I want to see you in a wedding dress, although it doesn't suit me anymore.

I thought I was going to be the bride-to-be of the person I love, and I was going to walk into the wedding hall with him, but I didn't know I was redundant until then!

At the wedding ceremony, the master of ceremonies asked the bride and groom in charge to take a step forward. The bride smiled and did not move, and the groom took a step back.

I don't need many friends. One can attend my wedding and the other can attend my funeral.

27. The struggle now is only for the perfect appearance at your wedding and the elegant tearing of her wedding dress.

28. [I don't want simple happiness for a grand wedding. I'll give it to you. ]

29. Even a happy wedding is not enough.

30. Don't cry: If your bride is not me in ten years, I won't break into your wedding and grab your bride. After all, you are my favorite person, how can I be willing to see you sad?

3 1, a few years later, I will stand at the wedding of mistress San and sing a roar!

32. She once said that when I get married and the bride is not her, she will hold the wedding. Now I'm single and she's in love. Who can understand me?

I also want someone who promises to give me a wedding in six years.

I told you, I will definitely attend your wedding when you get married.

He once pointed at me and told his brothers that if I don't marry her in the future, you shouldn't come to my wedding. This is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard.

36. How can I break up with you? I want to see you get better, get married, have children, and then divorce.

In a few years, if you marry her, I will definitely go. I will wear mourning clothes and attend your wedding.

My love, you dare not marry others. I dare kill the wedding.

39. If the bride is not me when you get married, I will wear your wedding dress and call me the bride. If the groom is not me when you get married, I will wear a suit and shout at your wedding, I am the groom.

40. You promised me a wedding and a home countless times, but you are playing the leading role of another wedding and the master of another family.

4 1, high-heeled shoes dowry/* red carpet wedding/

42. You said that our wedding was going to the seaside, and I saw your wedding with her many years later.

43, junior high school love has no good result? If you can meet in junior high school, and then walk into the wedding hall, very few.

44. If love is just a wedding, will tears still decide?

45. He is getting married. Do you think I should sing Mistress at his wedding? You are so mean. Passers-by should give me some courage

46. I wore the wedding dress we chose, took the ring you gave me and combed your favorite hairstyle, and appeared at the wedding scene. They all say I'm picturesque, but I'm not a bride.

47. Why do you ask me when I will get married? You make it sound as if you want to marry me.

48. When you get married and the bride is not me, I will turn the wedding into a funeral.

49. This year, he said that he got married because of the urging of his family. She said she got married because he had a house and a car. If one day, I get married, I just want to say that it is because of love.

50. Marriage is your own, just like your own life and breath. Others can't participate, and others' opinions are just reference. In fact, for everyone, a happy marriage is the same, and an unhappy marriage is unhappy in its own way.

5 1. Will you ruin my wedding when I get married? Are you kidding? Why would I ruin my wedding?

You snuggled up to him in a wedding dress, and I promised you a quiet and romantic wedding. Pretend to be relaxed and wish you happiness and sweetness. I'm trying to control my emotions.

I want to attend your wedding just because the bride is me]

I prefer your funeral to the wedding.

I stood next to you on the day of our wedding vows. You were buried next to me on the day of the funeral.

Honey, I don't know what the future holds, but I know I will be at your wedding.

It is said that the groom will wear a wedding dress and the bride will wear a suit in the future.

58. This is the warmest sentence I have ever seen!

59. Looking forward to Lolofe's100th wedding?

60.a said: If your fiance dumped you and married someone else, would you attend his wedding? B said: Oh, no, I will attend his funeral.

6 1, when I get married, I must invite those who dumped me and those I chased to my wedding. I want them to see how beautiful I am after I get married!

62. The wedding is not about the face of the husband's family, the dignity of the family, and the comprehensive strength of the young couple.

63. I am embroidering a cross stitch called aristocratic wedding. I started embroidering at the age of sixteen until my wedding. Please support me.

I will bless all of you, but I don't have the luxury to attend your wedding.

If your bride is not me, I will definitely wear a more beautiful wedding dress to your wedding.

Fall in love with the wrong person. The man got married and I saw their wedding with my own eyes.

Since I can't attend your wedding, I will attend your funeral.

Will you come to my wedding? * Nonsense, my wedding, of course.

If my eldest brother gets married one day, I won't ruin his wedding, because I don't want to make him sad. I will smile at them and hope that my future sister-in-law will be nicer to my eldest brother.

70. I also want to fall in love from the age of 16 to the age of 24, and prove to everyone at the wedding that love at the age of 16 is not rebellious but meets him prematurely.

7 1. I don't need a luxurious church, a gorgeous wedding dress and too many people. You are enough for the wedding.

72. There is a typhoon in Guangzhou. I am very touched that you are willing to come to my wedding despite the typhoon.

73. How I wish that the person I walked into the wedding hall with was the one I fell in love with when I was young and frivolous ~

74. Wear your favorite clothes, paint your favorite makeup, comb your favorite hairstyle and attend your wedding.

Honey, if you don't marry me in the future, don't call me at the wedding, or I will definitely make you headline.

76. Accepting my wedding bride's invitation is your firm refusal to hesitate. I'd love to.

If I can't attend your wedding, can I attend your funeral?

Qi said to pray for my wedding tonight.

79. On your wedding day, if the bride is not me, I will wear a wedding dress and make a scene at your wedding. On your wedding day, if the groom is not me, I will wear a suit and hit your groom.

80. Go to karaoke with your boyfriend. I sing: Let's get married. He sang: Happy breakup.

8 1, I hope to have a quiet wedding and have a lovely baby. I hope to spend my life peacefully.

82. I still remember Rosie's wedding in her predecessor Raiders. She said: The person you will marry in the future must not be the one you love most. At first she didn't believe it, but later she did.

83. What's it like to look forward to your wedding, brother? Will your best friend come? Is your lover still you?

I envy three lucky girls walking on three wedding red carpets ten years later.

85. I hope it is I who will hold your hand and walk into the wedding hall.

86. I hope that after many years. The person who put my wedding ring on me is the same person I fell in love with when I was young.

87. He and I still have a long way to go. I have planned where to hold the wedding and where to spend my honeymoon.

88. I want a wedding, a wedding dress, a pair of rings and a companion until I die.

89. Have a car accident in the morning, get married at noon and confess in the afternoon, ok?

Xg: "Friendship first, competition second". For example, at a wedding, the bride and groom always hold hands.

9 1, I also want someone to point at me and say to her best friend: I must marry him in the future. Don't come to my wedding without him. I also want someone to point at me and say to his brother: I want to marry her in the future. Don't come to my wedding without her.

92. Who, the person standing next to you at the future wedding, must be me anyway.

93. If one day I am lucky enough to get to your wedding in time, I wish you happiness.

94. After many years, you said that you would come to stir up my wedding, and you finally stayed with her.

95. You like games. You love them. Marry them. Don't forget to invite me to the wedding.

96. He forgot to say that he would give you a wedding on May 20th, 20021year, and forgot the name you thought of for the future baby. Now he died in a car accident. What should you do?

97. Will you come to the party when I get married? You ruined your wedding by joking?