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Who can talk about four big blacks, four big whites and four big fasts?
Four leisure: rich daughter-in-law, corrupt official's money, monk's chicken handle, researcher.
Four black people: security guards, traffic police force, northeast women and underworld.
Four whites: clouds in the sky, frost on the ground, big girl's ass, cabbage gang.
Four reds: the gate of the mountain temple, the pot of the pig brake, the girl's underwear, and the flame cloud?
Four greens: green grass, watermelon skin, turtle cover and post office.
Four classic ups and downs: Iraq, Yugoslavia, Miss Zuo Tai, 1 10.
Four Softness: banana peel, rotten pear, old man's ass, Richie Jen.
Four tights: handcuffs, fetters, bra and heating cover.
Four irons: going to the countryside together, fighting guns together, wearing windows together, and whoring together.
Four things not to be taunted: drinking and not eating vegetables, wearing a tie with bare arms, showing your chest outside your clothes, and riding a bike to 80 miles.
Four cowards: Xiaomi was pried, his wife was soaked, dirty money was stolen, and the efficacy failed.
Four lectures: healthy atmosphere in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength in the evening?
Four bravery: drink arsenic, jump over a high wall, kill the emperor and play with the queen.
Four major worries: digging a cellar, squatting on a trumpet, wearing a green hat and writing a report.
40% off: dried dates, rotten pears, old lady's ass, eggplant skin.
Four weaknesses: the boss's kidney, the corrupt official's manuscript, the miss's tears, and the table of the statistics bureau.
Four major pains: wasp bite, poisonous snake bite, firstborn child, and foot prick.
Four major acids: immature dates, hawthorn dew, girls fighting for wind, and Shanxi vinegar.
Four big orders: wandering geese, upside-down bowls, separated couples and eyes.
Four crooked ways: lame, roast chicken neck, playing violin.
Four drums: inner tube, air mattress, big girl's chest and beer belly.
Four major pains: pig gall, coptis noodles, motherless children, bachelor.
Four odors: rubber insoles, toilets, gas tanks, and third parties.
Four major worries: no children, angry with my wife, no house, and lack of RMB.
Four jumps: fish out of the water, fairy, rabbit and electric switch.
Four major troubles: break dancing, bad medicine, epilepsy and insomnia.
Four major emergencies: defecation without paper, smoking without fire, insufficient gambling funds, chasing girls to set up stalls.
Four major decelerations: the car enters the station, the ship comes ashore, the tortoise climbs the mountain, and the mushroom man.
Four tasks: windy beach, compressed biscuits, poor people's oil pan, kiln bricks?
Four happy events: a long drought meets nectar, an old friend meets in another country, the wedding night, and the nomination of the Academy Award.
Four poisons: the sun in the clouds, the wind in the cave, the scorpion's tail and the stepmother's heart.
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