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Talk about space teasing

1. Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

The saddest thing: open the wallet, the big leader is gone, and the people of all ethnic groups are still there.

4. Others are in their twenties: face-lifting needle, open eyes, nose pad, fat filling, risorius. I am in my twenties: this is delicious, that is delicious, hahaha, everything that can be eaten is delicious.

5. I am thin and fat after leaving home, and my local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty. Horizontal batch: clothes are tight and return to China.

6. The speed of making money is as slow as that of tortoise, and the speed of spending money is as fast as that of rabbit.

7. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.

8. It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, and it only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

9. The so-called holiday, scolded at home, no money to go out, a special day off. I feel weak, so I'd better sleep.

10. People who used to be recognized by turning to ashes can't be recognized by wearing makeup now.

1 1. Husband will become a philosopher, wife an economist and mother-in-law a strategist as soon as possible.