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Everyone has a different life and experience. Having said so many network classics, let's see which one is similar to yours.

Selected network classics

Netizen classic talk about capital

Everyone has a different life and experience. Having said so many network classics, let's see which one is similar to yours.

Selected network classics

Netizen classic talk about capital

Everyone has a different life and experience. Having said so many network classics, let's see which one is similar to yours.

Selected network classics

1. Don't ask me how I'm doing. If I'm not good, you can't help me, and it's not your credit.

2. The mushrooms are cold, so there is nothing worth staying up late. Do you know how expensive your water cream night cream eye cream mask is?

Next time, can you get rid of your pride and be as crazy as me?

It doesn't matter if you don't like me. Let my son pick up your daughter in the future.

The best feeling is probably that I opened your dialog box and started to want to chat with you, but suddenly I received your message.

6. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.

7. I dare not lose my temper or put on a cold face, because I am not sure that you will post it to make me happy.

8. all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship, one does not say, one does not ask.

9. I'd rather be a woman among a group of boys than play with my head among a group of girls.

10. I really want to take you to meet me before and let you know what kind of person your appearance has changed.

Complete works of online classics

1. I write and read your name fluently.

Don't believe me when I say I will wait for you. After all, I am cool. I will go with the right person.

It was he who approached me first, but it was me in the end.

I always thought that happiness was in the distance, in the future that I could pursue. Later, I discovered that those who hugged, hugged, sang and loved were once happiness.

5. Come with me. Didn't the teacher tell you to bring valuables when you were a child?

6. Don't shelter me from the wind and rain. I am afraid that I will suddenly lose you.

7. I especially appreciate the real man who is cold to other girls but pesters his girlfriend in various ways.

8. I can live without warmth, but cheating is absolutely not allowed.

9. Isn't everyone like this? They are sober-minded when comforting others, and can't extricate themselves immediately when encountering difficulties. I understand everything, but my emotions are at work. There are too many stories. I want to be a little sun. If you love me, I will warm you. If you don't love me, I will burn you to death.

10. Who are you when all your enthusiasm is exhausted?

1 1. I envy all the indifferent people around you. It is easy for them to see that I miss you so much.

12. I'm beginning to think that all the days I can't go back have their reasons.

13. I also want to get drunk in the middle of the night. I will ask you about your recent situation, talk about our past and tell you how much I love you.

14. I am the girl you can buy with one candy, and the girl you can't buy back with ten golden mountains.

15. I also want to bother you occasionally, but unfortunately I have no topic and no courage.

16. I'm glad you could come, and I don't regret your leaving. Perhaps the best view of love is to be affectionate and not entangled.

17. Actually, I care about many things, but I just like to smile and say it doesn't matter.

18. Some people catch it when they catch it, and miss it when they miss it. They can only say that they have deep feelings. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. We knew each other at the last intersection, and we may be strangers at the next intersection. When you can't let him go, think more about how he let you go.

19. Those who left when I was most down and out, don't come back when I was most brilliant.

20. Time * * * passed, and an asshole named Memory was born.

2 1. Endless sadness can only be regarded as a joke, and endless past events can only be dispersed with the wind.

22. Don't think that people who drink mineral water have no money. Don't think that those who don't do their homework are bad students. Don't think that holding a lighter is smoking. Don't think that people who laugh all day are in a good mood. Don't think too much. What you see may just be what others choose to show you.

23. Kind people always feel that rejecting others is like doing something wrong.

24. What is summer like? The street gradually became quiet at two o'clock in the morning, the bubbles in the coke sprite, the beer and barbecue on the roadside, and the three or five friends talked and laughed.

25. I used to like those that look good, but now I like those that are not messy.

26. It is said that talking about money hurts feelings, but some people don't talk about money with them, and they don't even have feelings.

27. Although it is difficult to live alone, you must learn to be alone and don't rely on others easily. This is to prevent you from being alive when everyone around you leaves. 1 1. Boys hardly break up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.

28. Later, I learned that many things are useless, just like holding a cup of hot water. Although thirsty, I will put it down when I feel hot.

29. The source of all possessiveness is pure love.

I will still love you as before, but I won't fantasize about your future.

3 1. Don't always say that you are blx. You can't stand being hurt. Your security comes from your inner strength, not from the pity and limited protection of others.

32. Love is like this. I'm afraid you know, but I'm afraid you don't know.

The saddest thing in life is that you can't go back to the past and change the reality, but you just have a nostalgic heart.

34. are you ready I used to like you so much. I'm leaving.

35. You become more and more indifferent to loss, and you will be afraid of what you get.

36. All your efforts will not be completely in vain. How much time and energy you spend is accumulated in the future. Nothing in the world is fair, but time is the fairest. Whether you are lazy or hard-working, time will give you results.