Talk about the funny space of qq

First, the saddest thing is that your achievement is the ranking of Xueba, and your ranking is the result of Xueba.

Second, "What would you do if someone hit your teacher?" "Hey, that man shows off."

Third, I can't guarantee that we can go to the end, but I dare say that you will never leave me!

Four hairs, six hairs and six hairs are the most unhappy, because they are "one piece and two hairs" together.

Is it useful to be a friend who doesn't like me?

6. When you get married in the future, I will move next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

Seven, "Don't you have me in your heart?" "You're so fat, you've occupied all your seats. Who can squeeze in?"

Eight, suddenly found how important it is to have a good-looking face in this world.

Nine, I always believe in one sentence: Only when I am strong, will I not be trampled by others.

Ten, after buying food, I was stopped by "Girl, I haven't given money", after paying money, I was stopped by "Girl, I haven't given change", and when I found money, I was stopped by "Girl, I didn't take food".

I hope that neither you nor anyone else will be happy except me.

Twelve, when they are in love, they are all paragraph hands, and when they are lovelorn, they are all melodramatic dogs.

Thirteen, the most vacant time is absent-minded in class. I don't know which page the teacher said, but I looked around and found that the pages of the students around me were different.

14. Yo, yo, yo, Chuck, pretend to lean aside.

Fifteen, don't be with people who don't understand you, because poor IQ is the most difficult distance to make up in this world.

Sixteen, favorite songs are always bad, favorite food can never buy favorite clothes, and people who like them often meet them.

Seventeen, "Why do you know that you will break up and fall in love?" "If you know that you are going to die, why are you still alive?"

I often struggle between staying up late to copy my homework and going to bed early. Later, I chose to stay up late to play with my mobile phone.

19. Attention, everyone: There may be organizations selling human organs recently! ! Just now! A woman turned to me and asked, "Are you shameless?"

The happiest thing is that a girl with a bad temper and a boy with a good temper have been spoiling her.

Twenty-one, "I had a terrible nightmare!" "What dream?" "You are eating shit, I advise you, if you don't listen, just hit me ~" "... get out"

Twenty-two, "Do you know why the earth turns?" "Why?" "Because he was slapped by the sun, and then he was dazzled."

Twenty-three, you smell of her perfume. I know it's not as expensive as mine.

Twenty-four, "Believe it or not, I can open beer with my thumb" "No" "Then why don't you bring a bottle opener!"

Twenty-five, women love two kinds of flowers, one is to spend money, the other is to spend as much as possible.

Everyone says I spoil you, but you say I don't spoil you.

Twenty-seven, "In fact, a person is quite good, very quiet and not lonely." "Speak human words." "I don't want to start school."

28. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and tell God that I want to go there, too.

Once upon a time, a man died. "Then what?" "Then there was no such thing."

30. Throw the things you can't keep as far as possible, and maybe they will bounce back after hitting something.

3 1, don't move, or you will explode! I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, come on!

If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

Thirty-three, there is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called not at all, there is a kind of multiple-choice question called looking right, and there is a kind of calculation question called crying while doing.

Thirty-four, "Do you have a separate group?" "Nonsense!" "Who is it!" "My equipment"

35. Which country often divorces, Paris, and then we will go there to get married.

Thirty-six, "How do you say special effects in English?" “Duang~”

Thirty-seven, "Teacher, I want to ask for leave." "What's the matter with you?" "I feel dizzy in class." "Get out!" "Thank you, teacher!"

Thirty-eight, "Describe our holiday in one sentence" and "After the first day of junior high school, we can't pass the fifteenth"

Thirty-nine, "you have gone too far. Even if you hate my current girlfriend, there is no need to pour sulfuric acid. " "No, just the makeup remover bought in the supermarket in front."

Forty, I like people who are kind to me when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

Forty-one, in those years, the math teacher patted the blackboard and called for an appointment.

Forty-two, when I said my hands were cold, he took off his scarf and put it around my hand.

Forty-three, I finally understand the truth that ugly people should read more books. No wonder everyone says I'm not cut out for reading.

Forty-four, I want to work hard for my future.

Forty-five, melodramatic it is mediocre but insists on pretending to be unique.

Forty-six, [even if the teacher talks about a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater]

Talking about interesting things in QQ space

First, parents fool their children into calling for education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap. Second, I won't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

Third, everyone who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is quilt.

Fourth, mashup is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

Six, when we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

Seven, mosquitoes, when can evolve to not suck blood, only suck fat?

Eight, if I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree's.

Nine, when I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.

X. Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.

A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

Twelve, Huang Chengcheng sky, thick soil as evidence, I would like to use 20 jins of meat, in exchange for good weather in China this year!

Thirteen, don't hang yourself on a tree, you can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

Fourteen, listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

15. I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.

Sixteen, mess with me again, and I'll rip your intestines out and tie a bow!

Seventeen, since I talked about a love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

Eighteen, it is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

Nineteen, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

Life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

Twenty-one, love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

Twenty-two, it's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

Twenty-three, women who can only cry are waste, and women who can't cry are monsters.

You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

Twenty-five, the pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

Twenty-six, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what it looks like.

Twenty-nine, life is really ironic, a person can actually become what he once hated most.

Qq space is funny to say.

First, the next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

Second, if you are not crazy, you will be old, and if you don't review, you will be at the end of the term.

Third, if marriage is the grave of love, then blind date-seeing feng shui for the grave; Confession-dig your own grave; Marriage is a double suicide; Empathy-moving to the grave; A third party-it's a grave robbery!

Fourth, my girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious-I am impotent and she is indifferent.

5. The head teacher made a slip of the tongue, saying "those who attended my class" as "those who attended my class".

6. Stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

Seven, when girls run, the chest automatically adjusts to the vibration mode.

Eight, you engage in art, I engage in you, this is deep art.

9. What are the similarities between the Monkey King and Aoi sora? It's all empty talk They are all sperm collectors! All wet breasts! Can make the stick bigger.

10. What is the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

If a girl says she likes you, please treat her well whether you like it or not. After all, she is blind.

The manager said to him, "Give you a word and I will decide whether you stay." The man paused, and then sang, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart. Let me keep you with my heart." Www。 The manager suddenly picked up: "Stay!" The next day, he went to work.

Thirteen, I didn't do well at the end of the term, so you little bastards don't believe that I played for a semester!

Fourteen, there are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel, and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

Fifteen, leave half when defecating, so as not to be hungry soon.

Sixteen, I never swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

17. It is better to spend money than to spend it.

18. Browsers really care if they are the default browser.

Nineteen, "Husband, I dropped my mobile phone in the toilet, so you can buy me crazy 6plus!" "Is shit sending me a message?"

Twenty, I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

People living in some areas are so poor that it rains almost every day!

Twenty-two, my broken score is no longer a drag on the class, but has broken its hind legs.

Twenty-three, when classmates get together, I find that I can't name them. I can't help but feel that I have skipped classes too much. Only after dinner did I find myself in the wrong room.

Please cherish every southerner you chat with. There is no heating in his house, and his hands are shaking with cold when typing.

Talk about funny qq space.

Tell me about the latest classic article 1 in funny qq space. Some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope to steal fat.

This mat feels like an electric blanket!

On Valentine's Day, I will go to the supermarket and crush all the chocolates.

Since I bought insurance, I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

7. I watched the meteor for a long time and forgot to make a wish.

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be another earthquake?

9. That's my wife, the woman who is washing my underwear.

10.—— Pooping in the pasture, you are still so cute.

1 1. A person who always says "nothing" does not mean that he is tolerant. Sometimes he is just looking for a cigarette.

12. Sometimes I get confused.

13. A day is so short, laugh if you are happy, and laugh later if you are unhappy.

14. What you see in the mirror is beauty, and what you see in the mirror is full of holes.

15. Before the summer vacation, I vowed to lose weight, but after the summer vacation, I gained weight instead of losing weight!

Tell me about the latest hot articles 1 in the funny qq space. As a scum, I hope the harder the exam, the better. I can't write anyway, just learn to be a tyrant.

2. People's stomach is called stomach, and mine is called stomach plus.

You were tanned in the bright sun in the south, and I was frozen in the cold night in the north.

4. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to get up for school in the morning, so I asked my dormitory classmates to help me ask for leave and give me a reason. The next day, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the school!

Walking around the earth, there is nothing but getting poor.

6. My boyfriend asked me to play League of Legends, and I went, and then I didn't have time to talk to him anymore.

7. Xiaoming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

8. I don't want to have a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

9. "I hope everyone will not be stingy." "Why?" "Because the door will rot" "..."

10. Before you come near me, think clearly that I have nothing but beauty.

1 1. Girls, a boy hitting you lightly is to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back ten times as hard.

12. "What are you doing standing on the refrigerator?" "I want to get cold."

13. My family name is I love you, I miss you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my birth name is I miss you, my book title is I dream about you, and my pen name is I love you. Actually, my real name is I tease you.

14. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

15. I bought a mobile phone online a few days ago, and the store said it was absolutely genuine, so I lost six for one fake. I received a parcel today with seven mobile phones in it. ...

Funny qq space, talk about the latest articles, talk about the latest articles, 1. Who fed my QQ cough syrup? I feel that this penguin hasn't coughed for a long time.

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

3. Format yourself just to delete you.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Every time you see me typing, I don't get a reply. Can you be more precise?

6. People say I'm fat, but in fact I'm thin.

7. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can stop kicking him in return?

8. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes, and my mother says Russia can't walk.

9. Handsome confession is confession, and ugly confession is sexual harassment-what a painful understanding.

10. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

1 1. The explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

12. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without a spark.

13. I hope I can catch up with the finale of News Network in my lifetime.

14. "Go to bed early", "Why" and "Because I can't afford a national treasure at present"

15. The math teacher talked about a topic like showing off, but he couldn't stop talking for a long time.

16. The most attractive thing for men in history is: leopard skirt+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe, and only Wukong has these characteristics!

17. When I was a child, I always thought, if cutting my wrist would kill people, why would the broken arm live?

18. Unrequited love is a successful mime, and it becomes a tragedy as soon as it is said!

19. I still don't understand why the elevator is standing, so why do you always say that you are taking the elevator?

20. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.