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Talking about children entertaining themselves at home during holidays.

Children's Day is a talk about entertaining yourself at home. I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death if I didn't put it down.

Be a cool girl, don't make cheap products and stop eating grass.

People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

I don't know what surrender is, and nothing is destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over.

When you are bored, think of me and don't waste time.

6. I lit a cigarette and smoked twice. Suddenly, someone told me that smoking is forbidden in public offices. I'm glad I moved bricks on the construction site.

7. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

8. You can only get used to people with a bad temper like me.

9. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

10. I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and the rest is up to you.

1 1. The most wonderful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

12. I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor.

13. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease anger.

14. Stay away from people who make you sad, then stay away from things that make you miserable, and then be a good person to yourself.

15. Boys can't do it now. Going out to play with a boy, I said I was tired after walking less than 500 meters, so I had to get off his back and walk by myself.

16. Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

17. You are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

18. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

19. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

20. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

Talking about children entertaining themselves at home during the holidays. 2 2 1. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.

22. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

23. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

24. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.

25. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

26. How can I let my emotions ruin me? I want to be a mean and boring person.

27. I'm not afraid of death. It's boring to hide in any corner.

28. Work hard, otherwise you have nothing but beauty.

29. I am so tired that I can bring a lucky netizen to help me carry everything.

30. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me to sleep. Get up.

3 1. You can only read and practice calligraphy when you are quiet, but all three are at home. Well, it's too difficult to be quiet.

32. Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and staying at home is safest.

33. You really don't look down on fat people. You are too obsessed with losing weight.

34. There is nothing to regret. This is what you want, and it's reasonable to leave after you get together.

One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

36. Meng Jiangnv cried down the Great Wall, and the White Snake was covered in water.

37. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

38. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

39. Please don't call me an otaku in the future. Please tell me to close my house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

40. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

During the holiday, the children had a good time at home. Part III: 4 1. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

42. Time is like a river, and the left bank is unforgettable. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with rushing water in the middle and a touch of sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking at the clouds in the sky, I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!

43. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

44. Less excuses, bigger mind, sweeter mouth, less anger, faster action, higher efficiency, less troubles, more smiles, more diligence and closer success.

45. The early worm is eaten by the bird. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up.

46. Sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

47. If you adjust your diet, you can live a long and healthy life, know how to enjoy it, and overcome the panacea.

Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

49. If you don't like my big temper, you'd better find a leak.

After eating and drinking, I continued to lie down and read for a while. The more I read, the more uncomfortable I feel. The more I watch it, the more I can't sleep. It turns out that I'm not reading.

5 1. As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.

52. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret it! Read the first word of each sentence together!

53. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

54. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!

55. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?

56. Life is looking for sugar in glass slag, which may be sweet or fishy.

57. At the moment, the threshold that we thought we couldn't cross actually turned around for a while, and we had easily skipped it. The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you.

You can't replace anyone, because everyone has their own beauty and uniqueness.

59. I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

Stay at home and be happy alone.

The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

2. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

3. You have your face value, and I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.

4. On the day when you don't go out, practice beauty behind closed doors.

5. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

6. What makes me tired at the moment? I just want to let go and not be reasonable.

7. In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

8. Where there is life, there is money, and power is useful. People are dead and their lives are gone. What's the use of asking for money and power?

9. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

10. Sorry, I can't control my temper, let alone everyone's feelings.

1 1. One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds or your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

12. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

13. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!

14. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and bask in all the insignificant sadness for you.

15. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.

16. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat, because I have a kind heart.

17. Do what you have to do. Good morning!

Stay at home and be happy alone. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am helpless.

19. Since it is far away, don't ask the way home, because any journey will have an end. Shaoguang changes, the seasons change, and you can ride home in just one cycle. At that time, the oblique plum branches have reached the wall courtyard and brought you the news of spring first.

20. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

2 1. Some things are too long to understand. Some things are too late when they are understood.

22. You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

23. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

When we were young, we loved each other deeply, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.

25. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.

27. The story of me and my pajamas can't be told for 1,001 nights.

28. I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.

29. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

30. I went to the morning market to buy food, and I accidentally found that the wintersweet in the roadside community was in bloom. I took some photos and had a good time.

3 1. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.

32. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.

33. The world is small, but I lost you.

34. In winter, I don't want to ask my roommate for help in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day.

Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.

38. Ten thousand horses step on the plain and March forward bravely. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

39. An unguarded injury will make you more injured; Where you think it's safe, the softer the trap is.

40. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

4 1. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease anger.

42. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

43. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

44. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.

45. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

46. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep ~

47. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

48. From now on, stop living the life you should live and live the life you want!

49. Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.

50. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.

Fifty sentences for a person to entertain himself at home.

A sentence that a person entertains himself at home (Chapter 1) 1. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

If I am angry, everyone will push you down, and the Lord will push me. Why don't you scold me?

What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

5. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

6. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

7. I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

8. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.

9. Sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror.

10. Young man, it's nothing if you have no money at the moment, and there will be many days when you have no money in the future!

1 1. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

12. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I sleep proudly every day.

13. It doesn't matter if you have a simple meal, your friends are gone, or you are panicked. As long as you have a steaming soul, life will not be bad.

14. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

15. The lover will eventually buckle the meat, but the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

16. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

17. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my sweet face.

I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

19. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

20. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

2 1. You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

22. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear.

23. No matter how awesome a female man is, he will also be defeated by dysmenorrhea once a month. No matter how awesome a man is, he is also afraid that his woman will cry.

24. You don't cherish the leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.

25. I don't want to be mediocre and unwilling. I really don't like myself now, but I will try to make myself better.

26. The country is peaceful, the people are safe and the society is peaceful. Citizens visit the park and enjoy themselves there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.

27. I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

28. There is nothing to regret. This is what you want, and it's reasonable to leave after you get together.

29. You have your face value and I have my shorts. They are not very short, but they are cool.

One day, you will calm down and look at your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.

3 1. Don't be fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

32. People who flatter each other are officials, people who look down on each other are writers and artists, and people who don't tell the truth when they meet are businessmen.

33. Without his freedom, he is in a quiet mood!

34. From the house to the day when the plague disappeared, the beautiful world was everywhere.

You can't replace anyone, because everyone has their own beauty and uniqueness.

I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.

37. Life is a journey. After seeing the world of mortals, you will eventually set foot on your way home.

38. Find a person who is as warm as the sun, and bask away all the unimportant sadness for you.

39. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

40. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

4 1. There are many new things outside, and it is never rare to stay away.

42. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.

43. You deserve all your pain. You can't take it personally.

44. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.

45. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.

46. Stubby branches broken by strong wind were randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.

47. I was still sleeping when the sun came out, so I'll see you in the underworld.

48. Sister-in-law with small breasts should smile more, because she is happy to make a tragedy.

49. When a person has survived all the hardships, he doesn't expect to be with anyone.

50. When happiness comes too easily, sadness is not far away.

A person's mood sentence of entertaining himself.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

2. It doesn't matter if you have a simple meal, your friends are gone, or you are in chaos. As long as you have a steaming soul, life will not be bad.

Mid-autumn is getting stronger, people say a few words, and everything is cold. Idle people are so ambitious, unattainable, self-drinking, self-satisfied, self-satisfied, self-answering, self-examination since since the enlightenment, and self-leisure.

4. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

6. Some scenery can only be liked, but not collected, just as some people are only suitable for meeting and not for long-term companionship.

7. People who are invulnerable to all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

9. By adjusting the diet structure, you can live a long and healthy life, know how to enjoy life and win a panacea.

10. If life is divided into two, the first half is called no hesitation and the second half is called no regret.

1 1. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.

12. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

13. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

14. Look at weighing scale's ego. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.

15. Meng Jiangnv cries that the Great Wall is dry and red, and the White Niangzi floods Jinshan.

16. I don't want to be mediocre or unwilling. I really don't like myself now, but I will try to make myself better.

17. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

18. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.

19. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.

A person's mood of entertaining himself. Paying too much attention to other people's opinions will eventually lead to two outcomes: either self-exhaustion or letting others die.

2 1. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.

22. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you want to, why don't you stay with me? We all want to.

23. I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. Can I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

24. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

25. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear.

26. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

27. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

28. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

29. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

30. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

3 1. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

32. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly dark.

Nutrition experts say that people who eat less are not easy to get old. It's true: a friend of mine doesn't eat every day, and now he will keep getting old.

34. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

35. I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.

36. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

38. In the end, you didn't say how it ended when you were deeply in love.

A person's mood of entertaining himself. Short pavilion is short, the world of mortals is rolling, and Xiao is sighing.

40. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me to sleep. Stand up and say hello.

4 1. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

42. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

43. From now on, stop living the life you should live and live the life you want!

44. Stubby branches broken by strong wind were randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.

45. "How can I get someone I love to contact me actively?" "It's not as simple as asking him for money."

46. Only when you don't expect anything, can everything come as scheduled.

47. How can I let my emotions ruin me? I want to be a mean and boring person.

48. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

49. It doesn't matter whether you are fat or not, at least you are ugly.

50. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this busy period, you can continue to be busy with the next one.

5 1. The same life, some people obey themselves and live the life they want; Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves.

52. Time is like a river, and the left bank is unforgettable. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with a touch of sadness in the middle. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking at the clouds in the sky, I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!

53. It's best to have someone to talk to and accompany you, but learn to be alone and enjoy yourself in the future. Discover the fun of quiet enjoyment! Happy in my heart and healthy in my body! Come on! Bless yourself! Bless family, relatives and friends! Bless the world!

54. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.

55. I have rounded up a lot recently, and I am cute and gained a ton.

56. Every heartless person has a history of caring for someone.