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1. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

2. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

After a year of hard work, I finally got the position of manager. I still remember the manager seriously saying to me, "You can take this broken chair and I'll get you a new one."

Making money is a kind of ability, and spending money is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

5. How do you describe your cooking? This is a nice kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

6. I heard that quitting smoking can prolong my life span by ten years, so I quit smoking, smoking, quitting smoking and smoking again, and I found the secret of immortality.

7. If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have used the school money to have plastic surgery.

8. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside!

9. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

10. Snow White explained that for her, seven little diaosi were not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

1 1. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in sports charts. They didn't go far, but their legs were short.

12. Like other princesses, knights come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay the delivery fee.

13. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't tolerate is that the money in my hand is also fake.

14. Come on, have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet.

15. I suddenly had a stomachache after eating today. My classmates invited me to go shopping together. I said, "No, I feel a little sick." Classmate: "Really? I have long thought you are disgusting! "

16. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

17. The best thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

18. Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly, "Count off!" " "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

19. The skin is the most magical part of the human body. For some people, it can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

20. "I'm almost in grade three. What if I feel old? " "die at once, and then everyone will say that you left at a young age."

2 1. The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Is to climb the window to see ... "

22. Why do experts recommend eating seven minutes full for dinner? Because the other three points will be used for supper.

23. Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly.

I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, don't smoke, drink, play online games, eat midnight snack, go to nightclubs, drink more tea, stay healthy, talk less, think more and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that he had spent all his salary.

26. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes, but I didn't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.

27. I didn't know it was so difficult to make money until I worked, and so did you. I didn't know how to spend money until I paid the balance. I really don't know where my parents got so much money to raise me so big and afford a house. That's awesome!