Poem in sleeve

Guandi Temple couplets: teacher Wolong, friend Zilong, and teacher Long You; Brother Dede, Brother Xuande, Brother Dede

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Bottom line: Kong Mingming is wise.

Horizontal recognition: a different world

The banter between Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing at a bone by the river, and he came up with:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

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Legend has it that Kangxi was thirsty for talents, and once he found talents, he used them in an eclectic way. One day, Kangxi heard that a monk was very knowledgeable and invited him to play chess in the palace. Kangxi lost three sets in a row and became a monk-

The ancient wood under the rock is dead, and this wood is firewood.

This combination of "rock", "dry" and "firewood" is coherent.

Unexpectedly, the monk casually replied-

The girl next to Baishuiquan is good, but the girl is better.

Kangxi listened, and the monk explained the words "spring", "good" and "wonderful" wonderfully, and he was very happy. Then I entrusted it with a heavy responsibility.

two

During the Xianfeng period, there was a magistrate named Buchang, who was brilliant but full of pride. One day, he came to a hotel and saw two scholars reading. He wanted to show off his writing and pen and ink, so he exchanged sentences with them.

Step chang sneer at a way-

Two fires are inflammation. Since it is not the salt of salt sauce, why should it be diluted with water?

A scholar smiled and said to them-

Since the two places are precious, since they are not turtles, why should we add divination?

Hearing this, Buchang called him a tortoise and flushed with anger. Another scholar saw Buchang's gaffe and was right-

Two days of prosperity, since you are not a prostitute, why do you sing with your mouth?

three

A monk from Fo Yin in the Northern Song Dynasty visited Su Dongpo one day and boasted that Buddhism was powerful and boundless. Su Xiaomei, who was sitting there, deliberately played a joke on him-

Man used to be a monk, but he can become a Buddha.

Hearing this, Fo Yin also played her a pair of couplets-

Women are humble servants, and women can be slaves.

The wonderful couple between Su Xiaomei and Fo Yin is to skillfully spell out words such as "monk", "Buddha", "handmaiden" and "slave" through text analysis, and play jokes on each other.

four

It is said that there are two surnames in marriage, the man's surname is Pan and the woman's surname is He. On the wedding day, someone sent a congratulatory letter-

Marry Pan Gulang, there is water, land and rice.

If you marry a girl, you will add more people, more people.

The first part uses "water, field and rice" to synthesize the word "pan", and the second part uses "people, mouth and ding" to synthesize the word "he", which not only implies the surnames of both parties, but also reflects their wishes, adding a festive atmosphere to humor.

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At the top of Tianzhu in the West Lake, there is a temple called Zhu Xian Temple. There is a spring at the head of the temple, which is extremely clear.

There are two people who practice meditation and often use spring water to make tea and taste it in buddhist nun. There is a couplet hanging in the temple gate-

Pin quan cha San kou Bai shui

Two mountain men in Zhu Xian 'an.

The first part of the book is divided into three parts, the spring is divided into white water, the second part is divided into two parts, and the fairy is divided into mountain people. Write the environment of Taoist temples vividly.

Tomorrow, bad luck in spring, less luck all year round, more money, orange island, boat, boat, moving continent, motionless, Tianxin pavilion, pigeon, flying pavilion, not flying.