Talk about gaining weight in the new year.

I solemnly swear here to a box of potato chips that just disappeared from the earth: I will never eat any snacks again before the Chinese New Year, and violators will get 10 Jin.

Talk about gaining weight in the new year.

First of all, life is not only now, but also tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Keep working hard, there are too many things to do in the Spring Festival recently. I haven't been exercising. I gained a lot of weight and felt very sad.

2. Now I hate spending money not only to gain weight, but also to spend money on meat. As a wet nurse, I have no reason to refuse to eat it, otherwise I will be in a tearful situation.

Third, I lost a new height with a cold this year, and I guess I won't be afraid of gaining weight during the New Year.

Fourth, yeah! ! ! ! I can finally go home tomorrow! ! ! ! My parents came to take me home for the New Year! ! ! ! Have fun! Go home and gain weight!

5. China New Year is coming. In order not to worry your grandparents and make them think that you have had a good year, you should gain weight. That's great. That's wise. This reason is worth four bags of potato chips and two bottles of coke.

6. I just went home today to prepare for the Spring Festival. I also saw 66. I haven't seen you for half a year. Hair that keeps me warm in winter makes me feel fat. I feel that I used to be so thin and not fat at all. I am very distressed. The rabbit sounds a little scared. Yesterday, I went to sing with my friends. It's great to drink while singing. I haven't done this for a long time. All I want to say is in the wine. There are still 22 days to go back to school, so be grateful for everything.

Seven, after the off-year, it is the New Year, that is, the day of gaining ten pounds is coming.

Eight, let's talk about how to lose weight in the New Year. I will keep my weight from gaining at most.

Well, how can not being fat during the New Year show that the food at home is more delicious than that at school, and how can you highlight how much your parents and grandparents love you?

Ten, I saw that everyone was asking questions from relatives during the recent Spring Festival, and suddenly I remembered my two aunts. Every year, someone sees me and asks me why I have gained so much weight. Asked me the other day if I was 16 years old.

The happiest thing about Chinese New Year is that you can get fat and eat snacks every day until you are full.

Wow, the lanterns changed on the bridge this year are quite nice. I will have a happy New Year. I'm going to gain three pounds (not much)

Thirteen, the greasy feeling of eating recently has gained 2 laps, and no one will go to the retreat from tomorrow! I want to buy something beautiful for China New Year. .

Fourteen, Chinese New Year is the time to gain weight, so sad. The year is approaching, and the flavor of this year is really getting stronger and stronger. This feeling of coming home, anxious to return.

15. Are parents getting fat? The campus adds a lot of color. Let's comment on how many pounds you think you will gain during the New Year in China. Come back and have a look Have you kept your promise?

Sixteen, fat, judging from Superman's appetite and appetite, I ate a lot of rice and vegetables at noon, and then I just ate a cheese bag, yes, it was a high-calorie cheese bag. I want to say that Chinese New Year is the best excuse to gain weight.

17. I hate Chinese New Year. There are so many things to buy during the Spring Festival. It's not that the little squirrel wants to spend the winter and buy so much food. Little squirrels don't gain weight. Will you get fat? Don't you know anything?

18. The Spring Festival is coming. Are you ready? Prepare a fat body, a big belly and a heart that is not afraid of being told to lose weight.

Nineteen, I finally know what seven things are connected. Just a cold, stuffy nose, swollen eyes, sore ears and hoarse voice. Taste and smell are lost, and the ability to speak is also lost. It's already a loser. God must be afraid that I will gain weight in the new year and let me lose weight in advance.

Twenty, the earth does not explode, and there is no holiday for sports. The combination of chest and back was sour and cool last night. Come for a morning run this morning. Just make sure you don't gain weight in the new year. Continue at night.

Twenty-one, when you go back to your hometown, you are really supporting the elderly. You run five kilometers at night, cook a bowl of glutinous rice balls and a cage of steamed dumplings. The goal of Chinese New Year is to gain weight and muscle, and to prepare for the drama after the New Year.

Twenty-two, I'm a little fat recently, and I'm a bit like a tiger. I won't eat dinner from today until next year, so I will leave some room for weight gain in the new year.

I gained weight before Chinese New Year, and I don't know why my meat is doing this to me. I'm angry anyway.

Twenty-four, I have a holiday for half a month. Unconsciously, I gained at least 5 Jin. Oh, my God, do you want people to celebrate the New Year?

Recently, there are frequent guests at home, and the food is getting richer every day. I'm gaining weight at a speed visible to the naked eye, and another one is coming to pay a New Year call.

Twenty-six, the doctor told me to lose 10 A Jin month, the Spring Festival is coming soon. I feel that this goal is impossible to achieve. I am glad that I have not gained weight.

Twenty-seven, I am afraid of gaining weight during the New Year, and I am afraid of catching a cold when traveling. We have a way to make you eat safely and have fun!

The food is so delicious that I can't help eating it now. This is also delicious. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year. It's so sad.

Twenty-nine, tomorrow is off-year. I'll buy two packets of sesame candy later, one for the occasion and the other for my gluttony. I want to lose weight, but I will relax myself in the new year. Alas, I have to worry about eating and drinking all day, and I am always afraid of gaining weight. It is said that many things are not easy, and I think gaining weight is an exception!

Thirty, during the Spring Festival, you also gained weight. Gee, I have a chinchilla who likes pink! Come on, tell me something about your childish heart.

Humorous sentences (60 sentences) congratulate everyone on gaining weight in the new year.

Congratulations on gaining weight in the new year (Part I) 1. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

What's with being fat? I also came from thin.

I can eat all these before I sweat. Can you believe it?

If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

6. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

7. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

8. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.

9. I don't know what the hell, but I really want to eat chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

10. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

1 1. Being too fat easily breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

12. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

13. Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

14. How cute girls are! They can play with their bodies when they are bored!

15. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

16. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

17. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

18. Eating fat, whether talking about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.

19. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

20. Who said I was black and fat when I started school? I killed him.

Humorous sentences congratulate everyone on their weight gain in the new year (Part II) 2 1. People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

22. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

23. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

24. After soaking in the hot spring, you should go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks, and fly around on the way to gain weight forever.

25. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

26. You will know how fat you are in three days.

27. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

28. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

29. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

30. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

3 1. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

32. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

33. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

34. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

35. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.

36. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

37. In the sinking years, only fatness accompanies you.

38. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

39. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

40. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.

Congratulations on gaining weight in the new year (Part III) 4 1. I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't gain weight even if you eat normally. I'm steady and good!

42. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

44. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

45. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.

46. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

47. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

48. You look fat, but you are still fat after taking off your clothes.

49. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you are too thin.

50. I really want to buy clothes, bags, shoes and mobile phones, but I have gained a few pounds.

5 1. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when eating, because when she says this, she has just had enough.

52. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.

I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

54. I feel fat during the day, but I will continue to eat when I lie on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

55. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

56. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

57. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

58. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

59. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

60. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

A circle of humorous friends who are getting fatter and older.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and the humorous circle of friends is a 1. One leg can't support the other when you are fat. My legs are tired.

2. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!

6. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

7. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

Recently, many friends say that I have gained weight, which makes me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

9. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

10. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

1 1. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

12. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.

13. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

14. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

15. It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.

16. I'm already on the road to gaining weight, and I'm drifting away, but I can't turn my head.

17. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. Sister is not fat, but thick!

18. Who said I was black and fat as soon as I started school? I killed him.

19. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

20. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and it's no use changing hair styles.

22. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.

23. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

24. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

26. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

27. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.

28. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

29. plump and round as jade, beautiful as pearls, so beautiful that you are not fat, but beautiful.

30. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

3 1. I don't know any magic, but I just want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

32. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

33. Fat for nothing, full of hope.

34. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

35. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

36. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

39. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

40. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter. Chapter 3 4 1. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

42. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

43. You made a whole body fat filling!

It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

45. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.

46. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

47. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

48. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.

49. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

50. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they are shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

5 1. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

52. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, to hate not dieting, and to lose weight.

53. The chubby meat is dripping and almost greased.

54. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

55. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

56. I feel fat after walking 1000 step without consuming the energy of a bowl of rice.

57. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

58. I stand on your left, but I seem to be across the Milky Way.

59. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.

60. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

Talking about the mood of gaining weight (40 items)

First, I originally planned to lose weight into a flash of lightning this year, which made your eyes shine, but it turned into a nut wall, blocking your view.

Second, women always feel that they are too fat and other women are thin.

Third, my dream at the moment is to slim down into a popsicle and kill those worried fat people.

Fourth, I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

Six, the big chest is just a fig leaf for fat people, and the thin legs are just flat-chested figs.

Seven, be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

Eight, the woman looks ugly and doesn't talk well. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

Ten, let yourself gain weight when you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

Eleven, can afford to play, not as picky as thin people, do not eat this, do not do;

In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

Thirteen, I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

Fourteen, I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm fat", and I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

Fifteen, one day I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning and illuminate you wretched fat people.

Sixteen, coax women like to hang Q, at least two hours a day, after reaching a certain number of days, the sun is shining.

Seventeen, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Eighteen, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

Twenty, people who like you never think you are fat, and people who hate you are afraid that you are hardly fat.

Twenty-one, don't call others ... it's rude to see them a little fatter!

When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

Twenty-four, long time no see, you have become two fat people!

Twenty-five, fat people play basketball, and there is one more defensive way than the average person: chest defense.

Twenty-six, originally prepared to thin into a flash of lightning this year, brightening your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

Twenty-seven, fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

28. At this moment, the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

Twenty-nine, there are only two ways for fat people, either fat or hungry. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their bodies better or to make their mentality better. Which sentence do you agree with?

Thirty, if you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

Thirty-one, only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

Thirty-two, look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "grow quickly, grow quickly."

Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

Thirty-four, the three major shortcomings of my figure are: First, I am fat; The second fattest; Third, you can't lose weight!

35. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have all been touched by others ... Have you ever been touched?

36. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and sleeping in summer is the right of fat people.

Thirty-nine, easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water;

Forty, I will wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .