Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Show your humor in cooking.

Show your humor in cooking.

1, my cooking today can definitely reach the five-star standard, but there are no nine planetary hotels on earth.

2. My cooking has reached the point where I can satisfy people without cooking, which is called "satiety" for short.

My cooking not only makes chopsticks happy, but also makes bowls dance.

Cooking for others is life, cooking for me is survival.

5. Other people's cooking is rice, and my cooking is art.

As soon as I entered the kitchen, all the other dishes were eclipsed. The dish I cooked is rainbow-colored.

7. I cook like a painter paints, and every dish has its own color.

8. Some people forget to eat after cooking. Besides, my cooking is so delicious that I don't want to eat it myself.

9. Today is another day, and I am surprised at my cooking. I think I can open a restaurant.

10, my cooking is exquisite enough to give full play to the original flavor of the ingredients. Others eat vegetables and you eat art.