Talk about the hottest funny sentences in the circle of friends.

1, happiness is a comparative level, and you can only feel it when something is at the bottom.

It's time to get married. I want to ask you, did they send you to the Civil Affairs Bureau or did you bring it yourself?

My friend described the reason why he left his job like this: My job is cheap and plentiful.

4, the exam, ready to write Baidu on the paper, you will know that the marking teacher is angry.

I didn't even say the name and appearance of my new classmate right, others are already seeing someone.

6. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

7, the current flower heart, because it is more primitive than anyone else.

8. If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle, how can I forget you?

9. I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating small monsters. The reality is that the mouse plays the cat, the sheep plays the wolf, and two bears play Logger Vick to death.

10, I think you walked too much and got lost.

1 1, the explanation is shielding, shielding is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

12, I finally know why I licked Oreos first, because then no one would rob you.

13, you have to have both joys and sorrows, so why not?

14, you are the biggest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

15, I love you all my life.

16, you have to believe, believe that we will be like in fairy tales, frogs and dinosaurs are endings.

17, if you want to cry one day, just call me and let me know that you have today.

18, whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on the insoles and trample you to death every day.

19, this man is already the prey of others, and he refuses to seduce.

20. A few months ago, I found a place where my wife put her money. After that, I always reach out and touch one or two pieces of change every month. Until yesterday, I reached out and caught a cactus inside, and I knew it was time to stop.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

22. I have a friend's birthday today, and I can't buy anything for him. When I am capable in the future, I will find another friend.

No matter what happens, don't bow your head, because you have a double chin.

24. Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law. She is beautiful and can cook. That's a beautiful rice cooker!

25, I don't think you are a qualified friend, so change careers and be my wife!

26. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

27. Do you know why you are jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

28. You were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.

When he was seventeen or eighteen, he was so angry that if he threw it into the water, it would boil.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

3 1, put a cross on the bag bitten by mosquitoes and tell Jesus: cure it.

32. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

33, I hope it fits, and I like to bump into it.

Don't joke at the seaside, or it will cause the laughter of the sea.

If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of roller skates to make me run faster.

36. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

Although I haven't met you yet, I will definitely fall in love with you.

Don't ask me how much I love you. All my dreams are about you.

39. It is said that those who study accounting and medicine are a perfect match. One seeks money and the other kills.

40. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay the bill.

4 1, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

42. Don't go on holidays and weekends. Actually, I love you.

43. It is said that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, being ugly is tangled and worrying.

44. I would rather be green than break up with you. You still say I don't love you?

45. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

46. At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body and give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

47. I have filed for personal bankruptcy, so don't worry.

48. I'm very upset that I haven't heard from you for a long time. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

49, people are inherently mortal, or starve to death or support to death.

50. Don't play tricks between girls. Anyway, we will go to the square dance together in a few decades.

5 1, are you there? I wish I was. Recently, someone stole pigs. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

If I knew I was so successful when I grew up, I wouldn't have read so many books when I was a child.

53, full of wisdom, propped up my face abruptly.

54, computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with homework.

55. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

56. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

Be nice to your boyfriend. After all, his eyes are the best in the world.

58. A man just sat next to me. I used to slap my face. How can I squeeze into my invisible wings?

If you blindly pursue novelty, I'm sorry, it's hard for you to survive in this world.

60. Sorry, the disappeared people can't come back. I have my pride.

6 1, every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

62. You should be fat with a clear conscience. Being thin is someone else's business.

63. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

64. As soon as the master elder brother who had achieved the skill of iron fist came down the mountain, he was sucked away by a big crane with electromagnetic sucker.

65. Why should I take you seriously? You are not my makeup contact lens.

66. We are all dreamers. When dreams are gone, only the dreamer is still there.

67. I can't bear to let you go like this, so I have to beat you up first.

68. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

69. Women are the most troublesome animals in the world and men are the most troublesome animals in the world.

70. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you when they are squatting? You are released by casting a large net and selective fishing.

7 1. They say that you become stupid in front of the person you like. Do I like homework? No

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

73. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.

74. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

75, women chasing men interlayer yarn, unless the man has a good impression on you, otherwise the interlayer is basically barbed wire, or the charged one.

76. Actually, every time I quarrel with you, I regret it. Really, I should have hit you!

77. If I am not mistaken, everyone who sees this circle of friends is squinting!

78. I like to eat with learned people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, the food will be mine for the next two hours.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

80. God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

8 1, the weather is good today, and it is a good day to go out and release handsome.