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Compared with Shandong people?

Do you know Shandong? Do you know Shandong people? Let's see what Shandong is like.

First, Shandong people have a strong sense of hometown. There is a saying in Shandong: When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears. When two people meet by chance, as long as they say they are fellow villagers, they will suddenly relax their vigilance and talk about everything. I went to Guangzhou last June165438+1October. On the way back, I chatted with a beautiful woman who made cosmetics in Jinan because of her local accent. When I came back, I made an appointment to invite me to dinner (only when I ate did I know that she was the chairman of Jinan rejuvenation hall). Therefore, dealing with Shandong people, trying to get involved with fellow villagers, or introducing them through fellow villagers, will often receive very special results; Second, no matter how old the official is, no matter how rich he is, at the end of each year, Shandong people who are far away from home will try their best to get back to their hometown, as if it were a great pity not to go home for the New Year. This is especially true for people in Jiaodong Peninsula.

Third, Shandong dialect is divided into Jinan dialect and Jiaodong dialect. There are 17 cities in Shandong, and each city has its own dialect, which comes from two branches. Moreover, there are obvious differences in dialects in each county, even in different towns and villages in each county. Shandong dialect is very rustic, and it's not good enough. Jiaodong dialect is more vernacular than Jinan dialect. This also shows that Shandong people are loyal. It is difficult for most Shandong people to get rid of dialects. This fascination with dialects reflects the strong local complex of Shandong people. For many Shandong people, speaking Mandarin is awkward and ridiculous. Therefore, unless it is a professional requirement, it is difficult for Shandong people to give up their hometown dialect.

Another obvious feature of Shandong people is their high loyalty. Although there is a natural barrier of the Yellow River in the north and Mount Tai in the south, Shandong is close to the Central Plains, with a vast territory and a large population. It is also a battleground for military strategists since ancient times. However, looking through history, we can find that none of the ancient emperors were from Shandong. Even Song Jiang, a bandit in Liangshan, Shui Bo, only dares to say that he is doing justice for heaven. His dream day and night is to kill and set fire to attract the attention of the imperial court and then be supported. This idea of loyalty to the monarch is deeply rooted in the bones and blood of Shandong people. Learning written Wushu and selling it to the emperor is the constant pursuit of Shandong people from generation to generation. A long time ago, I read a book about Shandong people written by Germans. His evaluation of Shandong people is: Shandong produces good officials. The so-called good here is probably high loyalty. There's a saying in China's political circles, that is, Shandong protects the frontier. You can have a look. Leaders of border provinces in China, such as Party secretaries of Xinjiang Autonomous Region, Ningxia Autonomous Region, Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region, Xizang Autonomous Region, Shaanxi and Heilongjiang, are all from Shandong.

The concept of Shandong people's loyalty to the monarch extends to ordinary people here, which is loyalty to superiors. Further extension is loyalty to friends. So there are very few people who betray their friends in Shandong. Once discovered, it will be despised.

Another feature of Shandong people is that they value fame over profit. At this point, it is probably in sharp contrast with Shanghainese people. For Shandong people, of course, the interests can't be ignored, but the face problem is the most important. If there is a conflict between face and interests, I believe that most Shandong people will reluctantly give up what they give up, and strive for face. What needs to be explained here is that the face mentioned here is not that kind of vanity and ostentation, but something mixed with spirit or personality. For example, if you do something for others, it is natural for others to give you something in return. But the vast majority of Shandong people will refuse in every way, for fear of falling into the notoriety of greed. For another example, friends get together, and for whatever reason, Shandong people often end up paying the bill. It's not that Shandong people don't love money, but that Shandong people love face more than anything else. Although you will be reviled after losing, it will be the same next time. What Shandong people are most proud of is not how many officials they have become, nor how much money they have earned, but their character is not picky. This is probably the result of Confucian culture.

This cultural tradition of valuing fame over profit has created the uninhibited character of Shandong people. You can look at the advertisements of Shandong products flooded by CCTV, and you can basically understand the character of Shandong people who value fame over profit and spend a lot of money. At that time, Tan from his hometown in Shandong took over as the director of CCTV advertising department and made a special trip to Shandong. With the support of several business owners in Shandong, he planned a cruel title battle that shocked the whole country. Confucius House, Confucius Banquet, Qi Minsi and Qin Chi all left a deep impression on people, especially Qin Chi, a small winery in a poor county in Shandong Province, dared to win the bid twice at a sky-high price of 66 million yuan and 320 million yuan, creating a myth in the history of advertising in China. I believe that whether it is 66 million or 320 million, it does not come from accurate calculation, but purely by a feeling. Regardless of the quality of this practice, only Shandong people are willing to do it.

Talk about the relationship between Shandong people and wine.

In the eyes of many outsiders, Shandong people are a group of drunkards. There is a book about Shandong, and there is a special chapter called: Shandong people soaked in wine jars. Therefore, once foreigners meet Shandong people, their first reaction is that they will drink and like to drink. When I went to Hainan last year, my friends in Hainan found it hard to understand that I didn't drink much, but my friends in Henan, Hebei, Zhejiang and Beijing all drank well. I told them: Shandong people don't drink alcohol, but they are afraid that others won't drink enough. Therefore, when friends come, Shandong people will try their best to persuade others to drink, and they will not return until they are drunk. It seems that all their friendship and affection for their friends are condensed in this wine. In your own home, or go to other people's homes, basically don't drink or try to drink as little as possible. In the eyes of Shandong people, wine is just a tool to strengthen the atmosphere of communication and express feelings. This may explain why there are not many good-quality wines except Tsingtao beer in a province with a large consumption of alcohol like Shandong. I think, this is probably what I usually say, the meaning of drunkenness is not in the bar? Because it is only a communication tool, as long as you can drink red-faced, it is enough to drink friends with yourself. Where is there time to savor the advantages and disadvantages of wine? I remember when I was very young, my father dipped chopsticks in wine to get me used to the taste of wine. Up to now, the wine age has been more than 30 years, and I still can't tell the essential difference between a bottle of Wuliangye and a bottle of sorghum Daqu. What is not wine as long as it can intoxicate people?

Let me talk about the conservatism of Shandong people again.

The conservatism of Shandong people is probably famous all over the country. But in my opinion, this so-called conservatism is actually tied at both ends: first, it comes from respect for rules, systems and rules, and second, it refuses to risk its reputation for temporary interests. I don't think this is all a bad thing. Although speculation may be tricky for a while, it will be endless. As for taking risks for the sake of temporary interests, I think it is even less worthwhile. Most Shandong people abide by the principle of competing with their own potential, not asking others, and not arguing with others. It may be a bit slow to act according to this principle, but after all, they feel comfortable and comfortable. I chatted with a friend in Shanxi last year and talked about this. A friend in Shanxi made an analogy: Cantonese people are like a car, which is light and easy to start, but with less load. Shandong people are more like a big truck. They start slowly and are not light, but once they start, they have great stamina. As a Shandong native, I am happy to accept the views of my friends in Shanxi.

Tell me about men and women in Shandong.

When it comes to Shandong people, many people will think of words like Shandong Dahan and Dahan. In fact, this is a complete misunderstanding. My height is 1.78 meters, which is basically a relatively high head in Shandong. Therefore, I think that more than half of the saying that Shandong is a hero comes from the "poison" of the water margin. The beauty of Shandong men lies not in their appearance, but in their boldness and courage in their bones. In the eyes of people in some places, Shandong men are reckless, like to go straight and don't like beating around the bush, and their IQ is relatively low. In fact, this is also the value of Shandong men. Men in Shandong are deeply influenced by Confucius and Mencius, and they have a strong sense of right and wrong, and they hate evil. They believe that others judge right and wrong according to the same standards as themselves. Therefore, once you are sure that your actions are in line with justice, you will have no scruples. As for Shandong men, it is not because they have low IQ and don't know that they are suffering, but because they think that a good reputation is not only the foundation of life, but also the source of real wealth. In the choice of immediate interests and long-term interests, they prefer to go far from the near. In my opinion, this may be regarded as a kind of "Lu school wisdom" infiltrated with Confucianism.

When it comes to Shandong men, we can't help but talk about Northeast men. Anyone who knows history knows that Shandong people account for a large proportion of the population in Northeast China. Especially in Heilongjiang province, Shandong people account for more than 55%. These Shandong people, who left their native land and crossed the ocean to make a living in the legendary deep mountains and forests, not only inherited the loyalty of Shandong people, but also amplified their unrestrained play to the extreme. Therefore, by observing men in Northeast China, we can have a deeper understanding of the nature of men in Shandong.

I haven't had a chance to go to Chengdu to see for myself, and I can't compare the women in Shandong with those in Sichuan. But I have always sneered at the saying that there are no beautiful women in Shandong. When I was a child, I heard that Suzhou and Hangzhou were full of beautiful women, and I always yearned for them. Since 1985 went to Suzhou for the first time, I have been to Suzhou for five times, but I have never seen the beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River. Since 1985, I have been to Shanghai countless times, perhaps because I haven't had a chance to feast my eyes on it, and I haven't seen many beautiful and considerable women. So, once I studied this problem with my friends, and finally I came to the conclusion that the production of beautiful women in Shanghai has been declining in recent years, probably because of inbreeding and ethnic deterioration. But in contrast, all parts of Shandong, not to mention Qingdao, Yantai, Weihai and other coastal cities, are small counties, and beautiful women can be seen everywhere. Gong Li in Jinan, Brigitte Lin in Qingdao, Ni Ping and Fan Bingbing in Yantai are their representatives. Maybe it's because I'm used to it

It is said that the northeast is cold and men are not raised; It's hot in the south, and adopting a daughter doesn't raise a man. Shandong is located at the dividing line between north and south, and it is also a peninsula. The climate is suitable and the four seasons are distinct. So raising a man also raises a woman. Most women in Shandong are of medium height, dignified in appearance and gentle in temperament, although not charming. Although they have the strength of northern women, they are also extensive, most of them are virtuous, and there are few romantic fancy and unrealistic ideas. Once a man is identified, he will live with him in a down-to-earth manner and pin all his hopes on his success. When the husband has no hope of becoming Jackie Chan, he perseveres in pinning his hopes on his son becoming Jackie Chan or his daughter becoming a phoenix. Isn't such a woman both inside and outside?

Of course, Shandong people also have their own problems. For example, I like to form gangs; For example, like to brag; For example, it is inert; For example, the mind is sometimes too pedantic and rigid. However, shortcomings are sometimes just inappropriate extensions of advantages. Shandong's most famous song: Who doesn't say my hometown is good?

Seven characteristics of typical Shandong men:

Shandong men, all of whom sound famous, have been famous since ancient times. As a Shandong man, I feel proud and proud. The following are the characteristics of typical Shandong men that I have summarized:

(1) When Shandong men eat big steamed buns and Zhangqiu green onions when they go to college, there is a saying that if they want to find Shandong men, they must be Shandong men as long as they stand at the entrance of the canteen and hold more than six steamed buns in their hands. Hehe, I think it's accurate. Why are there six steamed buns? One of them shows that Dahan can eat them. The second reason is that the buns in the canteen are so pocket-sized, hehe, forget it.

When it comes to Zhangqiu green onions, Shandong people know it. It is said that the only criterion for judging Zhangqiu green onions is that the height of green onions is more than 2 meters. Some time ago, Phoenix famous mouth pottery came to Jinan as a guest, and the rest of the guests went to Zhangqiu to find their roots, but they couldn't help spitting Zhangqiu green onions in public. Anyone who has climbed Mount Tai knows that there is a famous landscape on Mount Tai, that is, scallions roll Shandong pancakes. Hehe, the whole Mount Tai is lush, and I am ashamed (fortunately, I don't like this bite, so I am the SARS among men in Shandong, hehe).

(2) Shandong men can't speak Shandong accent unless they change their local accent. That's a terrible thing to say. Just forget it. But Shandong men love to eat. No matter how long they go out, the local accent will never change. Occasionally, it has changed, and it has an indelible taste of Shandong Bangzi. It is ridiculed as "Shanpu", and the Putonghua of Jinan people is even ridiculed as "Jipu", hehe.

However, Shandong women's accents change rapidly and the standards are high. Maybe women have a higher talent in language.

(3) Shandong men's hook-up skills. Hook-up skills are almost the patent of Shandong men. Whether you are studying abroad or working outside, there are hook-up skills where there are Shandong people. Shandong people are on business. If they stay for more than a week, the first thing he does is almost to teach the hook skills. If one day you hear the rude "five short of one" in the hotel corridor, don't even think about it. It must be that Shandong men have itchy fingers.

(4) Shandong men are loyal, keen and loyal. Needless to say, I believe all readers are convinced. It is said that Shandong soldiers will always be the first choice when China and Vietnam fight back in self-defense, when the Central Guard recruits troops, and when fighting floods and emergencies. The powerful Tiananmen National Flag Guard comes from Shandong. Ask if you don't believe me.

(5) Shandong men love to be reserved and have a good face in front of friends.

It is difficult for an old-school Shandong man to say a word of love. It's not that they don't love each other. It is the reality of men in Shandong. Their philosophy is: I take care of my family, my children and my wife. Why should I play with that emptiness? This is what makes Shandong men cute and unlovable. Another lovely place is that Shandong men are embarrassed in front of their friends and like to scold their wives in front of their friends to show their manhood. In fact, when they get home, even if they are asked to wash their feet, they will do it. Ha ha, understand this, Shandong people's daughter-in-law will know how to do it, let him scold, the scene is gentle as water, when you go home, ha ha ha, the lion roars, whatever, men at that time, that's good for children.

(6) Shandong men are extremely filial.

Filial piety is an excellent quality of Shandong men. Even if there is only one bite left, Shandong men will never give the elderly half a bite. Shandong men like to bring their daughters-in-law back to their hometown during the Spring Festival, which is a sign of filial piety, but it may cause dissatisfaction with their daughters-in-law who grew up in the city. Many quarrels between couples in Shandong originated from this. Therefore, before being the daughter-in-law of a Shandong man, you must be prepared to visit your mother-in-law in the New Year, otherwise it is absolutely impossible.

(7) Shandong men drink for a while and advise them to drink for a while.

Shandong men's level of persuasion is famous all over the country. It's really all kinds of excuses. Many people say that Shandong people can drink, but in fact they can not drink, but can persuade. Shandong people really feel wronged if they don't persuade their guests to die. Persuade to go, the guests will get down, and they will have more, but Shandong men will certainly be able to hold out until the end. As soon as the guests leave, they will run into the toilet. That is, get it off your chest and all the pain will come out. Will you drink it next time? Drink it! Why not drink! Hehe, the so-called sacrifice one's life to accompany a gentleman, only Shandong men are qualified to say so.

Shandong men are not used to traveling, especially to the south. It's awkward to eat with southerners. The table was full of delicious food, but no one advised me to drink it, and I couldn't find a reason to drink it. The food is really depressing!

A typical girl in 1997, who accounts for more than half of Shandong's population, is tall, with prominent lines and delicate skin. But girls in Shandong are short and thin, and girls in Shandong always tend to wear clothes with good texture and simple style and color.

Most people always think that Shandong people are indigenous, clumsy, stubborn and hardworking. I don't think so, especially Shandong women. In my reality, Shandong girls are elegant, responsible, serious, comprehensive and long-term. And sometimes some words and deeds can save my soul. They attach great importance to education and care about other people's comments. They are often very loyal and careful to their husbands or boyfriends. Shandong women lack a little willfulness and charming instinct to confuse men, which is said to be because their ancestors suffered a lot.

10 characteristics of typical Shandong women;

Some people say that Shandong girls are gentle and affectionate, and some people say that Shandong girls are generous and generous ... After all, what is the real Shandong girl like?

1, proud. Shandong women are proud to be born in Shandong and a proud city. Shandong always gives the most assistance wherever the motherland is affected. Shandong has also made great contributions to the national fiscal revenue, and it is also in the forefront to support the northwest. Why not be proud of being in such a lovely city? Shandong women are still proud of their principles in love. You are handsome and rich. If you don't like it, you don't like it. The love of Shandong women is about feelings.

2. Diligence. Shandong women are hardworking. In order to throw away the banana peel on their hands, they will rush to the trash can dozens of meters away and will never throw it away. Shandong women's mouths are also very diligent and troublesome. Thank you. You're welcome. It's never too tired to say it more than ten times a day!

3. Truth. Shandong women are real and will not let vanity cover up their hearts. If one day you tell a Shandong woman to take you to Disney in the United States, the Shandong woman will really say, "Let's go to Qingdao and Mount Tai." Let's take a look at the gold digger team who sneaked abroad. Where are the women in Shandong? !

4. Stupid. Shandong women are stupid, they will cry for an untrue TV story and use a pack of paper towels. They will pray for the characters in the story.

5, coke. Whether women in Shandong will be spoiled is a matter of opinion. Shandong women won't argue with you, she will play the woman with you until you give in, and it will make you feel very sweet. Having such a lovely woman as a wife will definitely fill your surroundings with sweetness.

6. Steady. Shandong women are sedate and will not pursue some unrealistic things. Dreams are to be created. Everyone has no dream: a house or a car is just on the lips. If you really want to give her a house or a car, she will disappear in front of you and run away faster than anyone else. Because they don't believe in "something for nothing"!

7. Really. Women in Shandong are really temperamental. They won't flatter you because you are developed, and they won't get into trouble because you are forced. They only make friends with people they can talk to.

8, sticky. Shandong women are clingy, so you should pay attention to being a boyfriend of Shandong women. She will ask you good morning in the morning, ask if you have eaten at noon, and say good night to you at night. She will tell you three times a day that it will rain tomorrow, remember to bring an umbrella, and often forget to bring it herself.

9. Crazy. Shandong women in love will also be crazy. On the coldest day, she will take you to the square to see the night view. I will call you in the middle of the night and show you the moon in the sky, because you are looking at the same thing at this time. If you say you miss her, she will fold up her mobile phone and appear in front of you as soon as possible. Of course, if you are sorry for her and cheat her feelings maliciously, she will also want to cut you with a kitchen knife, so unless you have enough courage and sincerity, don't provoke Shandong women easily.

10, package. Shandong women are a treasure, only those who know how to appreciate it can understand it. If you think you can't touch this baby, or you can't afford it, please don't slander her. Because Shandong women also have a great advantage, that is, they are sharp-tongued. Be careful that they will lose their heads for life.

Shandong people and Shandong people's friends stand up! ! ! !

Southerners and northerners are the same everywhere! It's quite classic. I'm almost crying.

Small enterprises such as Inspur, Haier Hisense and Tsingtao Brewery all laughed when they said that Shandong did not attach importance to enterprises.

There is no star in Shandong-Gong Li. Brigitte Lin. Jackie Chan, smile back.

When it comes to Shandong's lack of quality-Jiao Youlu and Kong Fansen,

Confucius, Mencius and Mozi laughed when they said that Shandong people had no education. . . .

When I say that Shandong people are too weak-Liangshan heroes 108 will laugh. . . . .

I laughed when I said that Shandong city was too poor-Qingdao, the Olympic city. . . . .

When I said that Shandong doesn't love sports-Xing Huina, Li Du and others laughed in Linzi, Shandong, the hometown of world football. . . .

Zhuge Liang and Li Qingzhao both laughed when they said that Shandong people were too stupid. . . . . .

Qi Jiguang laughed when Li Zhaoxing said that the Shandong people were not anti-Japanese. . . .

Weihai, the longest-lived city in the world, laughed when it was said that Shandong people would not enjoy it.

Say that Shandong is backward-in 2004, Shandong's GDP surpassed Jiangsu, ranking second in the country.

Shandong people only eat green onions-Shandong cuisine, the first of the four famous dishes in China, and smiled. . . .

Shengli Oilfield, which has the second largest oil resources in China, smiled when it said that Shandong had no resources. . . .

It is said that Shandong people are not loyal. . . The whole country laughed. . . . . . . . . . . . .