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Local amorous feelings routine (80 common sentences)
? 1. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
? 2. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"
? Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~
? 4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"
? I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.
? I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
? 7. I was going to wander the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.
? Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
? 9. The game will end, but I don't think you will.
? 10. I am interviewing for your boyfriend.
? 1 1. How about drinking later? Let's have our wedding reception.
? 12. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.
? 13. I lack necessities and you.
? 14. Can you laugh? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
? 15. There are three things in life, you, you and you.
? 16. Why did you make me drunk? Because you are intoxicating.
? 17. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.
? 18. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.
? 19. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.
? 20. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.
? 2 1. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.
? 22. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.
? 23. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.
? 24. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square. Why else are you so straight?
? 25. Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.
? 26. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.
? 27. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.
? 28. I think I am a playboy. I like every look of you.
? 29. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.
? 30. Why are you dressed like this today? That's what I like.
? 3 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
? 32. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?
? 33. I have super powers and like you very much.
? 34. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.
? 35. Are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?
? Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I have not played well.
? 37. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.
? 38. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free
? I like a shop very much. Your phone.
? 40. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.
? 4 1. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?
? 42. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.
? 43. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.
? 44. My eyes are shorter, because I can only see you.
? I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.
? 46. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.
? 47. I went to burn incense. Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.
? 48. I made a nucleic acid today, which is very sour and won't make you sad.
? 49. I went to eat noodles today What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.
? 50. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?
? 5 1. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog do you lick best?
? 52. Bao, I went to infusion, similar to copywriting.
? I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?
? 54. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.
? 55. What class shall I take? I miss you all the time.
? 56. I want to take you to the amusement park. I have seen you in some park. You are my destiny takes a hand's love.
? 57. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.
? 58. I went to eat the large intestine. I love you deeply.
? 59. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.
? 60. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.
? 6 1. I went out. What door will stay with us forever?
? 62. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.
? 63. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.
? 64. My name is Sicong, but I'm of no use to you.
? 65. I was vaccinated today. I love you every second.
? 66. I went to read a book. Which book I have read loves you beyond words.
? 67. I ate hot dogs today. What kind of dog is hotter? Be your good dog.
? 68. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.
? 69. Have you slept? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.
? 70. What did I get? I saw a deer bump into your chest.
? 7 1. I went to buy insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.
? 72. I bought shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.
? 73. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?
? 74. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.
? 75. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.
? 76. I went to wash the dishes. What bowl did I meet you late?
? 77. I went to grow cotton What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.
? 78. I brushed my circle of friends today. What circle did I brush to hold you in my arms?
? 79. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball is your dream?
? 80. I went fishing today. What fish did I catch? I love you until I die.
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