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Local amorous feelings routine (80 common sentences)

"The circle of friends you praised is called donuts." Many people like to watch the love stories of the earth, and sometimes the love stories of the earth can play an effect that serious language can't. What are the love words of the earth that people often say? I specially collected and sorted out "Love Story Routine with Local Flavor (80 General Sentences)" for your reference only. Welcome to reading.

? 1. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

? 2. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

? Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

? 4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

? I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

? I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

? 7. I was going to wander the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

? Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

? 9. The game will end, but I don't think you will.

? 10. I am interviewing for your boyfriend.

? 1 1. How about drinking later? Let's have our wedding reception.

? 12. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.

? 13. I lack necessities and you.

? 14. Can you laugh? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

? 15. There are three things in life, you, you and you.

? 16. Why did you make me drunk? Because you are intoxicating.

? 17. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

? 18. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.

? 19. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.

? 20. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.

? 2 1. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

? 22. I don't know any odds, I only know how to accompany you.

? 23. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.

? 24. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square. Why else are you so straight?

? 25. Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.

? 26. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.

? 27. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

? 28. I think I am a playboy. I like every look of you.

? 29. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

? 30. Why are you dressed like this today? That's what I like.

? 3 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

? 32. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?

? 33. I have super powers and like you very much.

? 34. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

? 35. Are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?

? Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I have not played well.

? 37. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.

? 38. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free

? I like a shop very much. Your phone.

? 40. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.

? 4 1. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?

? 42. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.

? 43. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.

? 44. My eyes are shorter, because I can only see you.

? I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.

? 46. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.

? 47. I went to burn incense. Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.

? 48. I made a nucleic acid today, which is very sour and won't make you sad.

? 49. I went to eat noodles today What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

? 50. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?

? 5 1. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog do you lick best?

? 52. Bao, I went to infusion, similar to copywriting.

? I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?

? 54. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.

? 55. What class shall I take? I miss you all the time.

? 56. I want to take you to the amusement park. I have seen you in some park. You are my destiny takes a hand's love.

? 57. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.

? 58. I went to eat the large intestine. I love you deeply.

? 59. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.

? 60. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.

? 6 1. I went out. What door will stay with us forever?

? 62. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.

? 63. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

? 64. My name is Sicong, but I'm of no use to you.

? 65. I was vaccinated today. I love you every second.

? 66. I went to read a book. Which book I have read loves you beyond words.

? 67. I ate hot dogs today. What kind of dog is hotter? Be your good dog.

? 68. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.

? 69. Have you slept? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.

? 70. What did I get? I saw a deer bump into your chest.

? 7 1. I went to buy insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I will risk my life.

? 72. I bought shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.

? 73. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?

? 74. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.

? 75. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.

? 76. I went to wash the dishes. What bowl did I meet you late?

? 77. I went to grow cotton What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.

? 78. I brushed my circle of friends today. What circle did I brush to hold you in my arms?

? 79. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball is your dream?

? 80. I went fishing today. What fish did I catch? I love you until I die.