Go shopping with your wife and tell funny jokes.

1. Shopping with your wife is not tiring, and buying a mink for your wife is not expensive.

If you earn money, you will pay, but you won't spend it.

3. Go out late and come home late, without a wife's phone number.

4. Leng Mei looked at beautiful women and bowed his head to accompany his wife.

What a wife likes is what she likes, and what a wife doesn't like is what she doesn't like (except parents).

6. Ask for instructions early and report late, and your wife will be on call.

7. Everything holds up half the sky, and eating, drinking, whoring and gambling are irrelevant.

8. Wash clothes, cook, buy rice, buy noodles, go to the market, go to the store, do dirty work, do everything, have fun and work hard.

9. Raising a lover is afraid of being tired, and looking for a small honey is like a crime.

10. Some people praise their wives for their sunshine, while others scold their wives for being used to it (except parents).

1 1. Beat your parents-in-law and dare to spend money on your brother-in-law.

12. My wife often praises her progress. Find a reason to send flowers.

13. Accompany your wife to participate in major foreign affairs activities, be willing to be a nanny or bodyguard, talk kindly to everyone, and bend over when you see your wife.

14. The wife speaks loudly and does whatever she says.

15. When the wife is in a bad mood, she immediately rubs her feet on her shoulder.

16. When my wife is in a good mood, she runs around happily.

17. If you have a room and a car, don't forget to order songs for your wife when you enter the hotel.

18. Eat, drink and play mahjong with your wife.

19. Be content and never complain.

20. Be good at making money and broaden financial resources.

2 1. Make a small mistake and immediately review, give praise and dance.