The lines of the skit <> performed by Guo Da, Cai Ming, and Period (urgent please!) PS: No video required!

Guo Da: G Cai Ming: C Period: J Wang Qing: W

J: Lanlan, Lanlan!

W: Dad!

J: Dad is going downstairs to do some shopping. Let’s go see grandma later!

W: Want to buy dumplings?

J: Go buy it from grandma! Let’s go see grandma

W: I’ll go too, I’ll go too!

J: I’ll go downstairs to buy things first. You should do your homework at home!

W: Yes

J: Dad is gone!

W: Fuck you!

J: Stop playing around and do your homework quickly.

W: Okay, let’s go see grandma!

G: My son is going to the art college, so it will be easier if I give him something.

W: He’s back so soon! dad!

G: Ouch, ouch, don’t dare take it seriously, don’t take it seriously... Ouch, this kid has such a sweet mouth. Um...Is Director Ju at home?

W: My dad is out.

G: Oh, my, the director’s daughter is so beautiful. As the saying goes, every successful leader has a beautiful daughter in his family. Oh, tell me why you are so beautiful!

W: Do you have something to do with my dad?

G: Ah, your dad and his art department are recruiting students. I heard that the number of places is limited. Talk to your dad and he will definitely admit my son...

W: Your son?

G: My son’s name is Guo Xiaoda

W: Yes

G: That’s great

W: But I said no Calculate. Uncle, please sit down. I'm going to do my homework.

G: Oh, look, girl...

W: Just wait for the successful leader to come back!

G: This... this child is not pretty at all. Oops...I don't know if sending an MP3 will work. Hey...hey, the director is here.

C: Is this Director Ju’s home?

G: Ah, yes, yes.

C: Oh, I can see it at a glance. You are the director!

G: How did you know that I am Director Ju?

C: If you look at that forehead, it’s the leader. As the saying goes, every successful leader has a shiny forehead!

G: This, this is something I can say better than this.

C: Director, I will entrust you with your children’s schooling.

G: Let me see what you have!

C: Hey, there’s a way for this!

G: Oh, there is no distinction between high and low.

C: Well? Too low grade? There is also MP4 in it!

G: MP4?

C: Ah

G: It’s broken, it’s broken, what I got is the MP3.

C: My son has an MP3 player

G: Oh. Who is your son?

C: I didn’t make it clear. I meant, the one with the MP3 was my son.

G: Okay, okay, stop talking.

C: Well, I have a bad temper.

G: Ah, what’s the matter with you?

C: Director, we are going to be admitted after taking the exam. My son has the same score as a guy named Guo Xiaoda, but my son is much better than him.

G: Why is your son so much better than my son?

C: Director, I didn’t mention your son. How could you give birth to a son like that? Yeah, I’m talking about that Guo Xiaoda. I've seen that kid. He was just 17 and bald. Oh, the one who expressed gratitude, I thanked him.

G: What’s wrong with my son’s baldness? Didn’t you just say that this is successful leadership?

C: Director, oh, you, if you are grateful, that is success, and if he is grateful, that is intentional, deliberately competing with the light bulb. Hey, you have to...

G: Yes, please take the things away. I can't do this.

C: No, no, it's just a word from you. If you want my son, don’t want that Guo Xiaoda.

G: You want to be beautiful

C: Why? Angry

G: Do you know what this behavior is?

C: What behavior?

G: You are benefiting yourself at the expense of others.

C: Who did I harm? Oh, Guo Xiaoda. But what I said is true. How could a good child be raised like that? As the saying goes, the mother has one cuo, the father has the same baldness.

G: Shut up!

C: You are not included in the nest of rabbits I just mentioned.

G: Get out, get out!

C: Why is this?

G: Let me tell you, you are helping to promote unhealthy trends, you know, you are corrupting the social atmosphere, you know, this is called corruption, you know

C: You're almost scaring me, you know

G: What scares me is the urgency. Quick, take the stuff away. Otherwise, I'll call security.

C: I am delivering things, not stealing them. Why are you bothering security guards?

G: Come on, come on, I’m angry!

C: Don’t mention it.

G: I’m really angry!

C: Don’t get angry

W: What are you shouting? I can’t even do my homework.

G: You see, the children can’t even do their homework. Walk quickly, walk quickly

C: Oh, I can tell at a glance, you are the director’s daughter, right?

W: Hello, aunt!

C: Oh, as the saying goes, every successful leader has a shining daughter in his family.

W: You also come to my dad for business, right?

C: Sister, I don’t know why, but I made your dad angry. Help me persuade your father. go!

W: He is not my dad

C: Then him

W: He is looking for my dad to do business

G: Oops , good, good, good. Girl, it’s okay here. You go back first

W: Keep your voice down

G: Okay, okay, okay

C: Sister, sister Ah, don't mind, I was joking with you just now

C: Are you kidding? ! What is your behavior? You are a toad with a feather duster pretending to be a big-tailed wolf!

G: Yes, yes, yes

C: You are a toad lying on the road, pretending to be a camouflage Jeep

G: Yes, yes

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C: You are a toad who keeps drinking cold water. You are pretending to be Feng Gong

G: Yes, yes

C: What are you doing?

G: I am pretending to be a toad to cooperate with you

C: You, you are so angry with me, you

C: Sister, sister, it’s not me pretending to be the leader , you yourself just said that I look like a leader.

C: Pull him down. As the saying goes, every successful leader cannot have a forehead like yours

G: Yes, yes, yes

C: Only you and Guo Xiaoda have foreheads like yours

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G: Then Guo Xiaoda is my son.

C: Huh? That's right, dad is bald. In fact, I don’t blame the child. Just put a hood on the child. It’s an exam.

G: Yes, yes.

C: Oh, the director is back. The director is back, the director is back. director! It's not the director. Another gift-giver came and brought a lot of things.

G: We have to find a way to get rid of him.

C: Listen to you, listen to you

G: Listen to me

C: Listen to you

J: Yo , you two are here early

GC: I’m one step ahead of you

J: Well, sit down, you’re welcome

C: Hey, this guy Don’t regard yourself as an outsider at all

G: Don’t put your things down!

J: Haha, I can’t carry it all the time because it’s so heavy

C: Leave it to me

J: Hehe, okay, okay

C: Let’s go

J: Hey, hey, hey. Treat me as a gift.

Oops, interesting

C: Hey, he is quite persistent

G: Hey, let me tell you, you are not allowed to give anything after entering this door, so hurry up and leave!

J: Don’t you want to know who I am?

C: Who do you love?

J: Did you bring these things?

C: Yes...I...

G: No...

C: Ah...

J: Ah, Okay, then I'll throw it out

C: Oh, no

G: Let me tell you, we are different from you, we are here to visit relatives

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C: Yes, we are related to the director.

J: What relative?

G: I am the director’s cousin.

C: I am the director’s cousin. Yes, I am at a disadvantage

J: A cousin and a cousin-in-law. Ah

C: Don’t get too close here. Go, go. Ouch

G: Pay attention to quality!

C: Oh, oh

G: Haha, comrade, I want to criticize you. It is understandable that you feel this way about your children going to school.

C: Yes, we are all the same.

G: But if you give gifts, you are wrong.

J: Ah, why do you still give gifts when you know it’s wrong?

C: You are stupid! Nothing can be done without giving gifts!

J: Oh, you really don’t want to give me this gift.

C: No, who wants to give gifts? There is nothing we can do. Not for the children. Why do you keep hitting me?

G: Where did I hit you?

C: Why don’t you hit me?

G: Why don’t I remind you?

C: You really treat me as your cousin-in-law!

G: Why don’t you give it to me?

C: I’ll still suffer a loss if you want it

G: Oops, I’ll still suffer a loss

C: I suffer, I suffer, I, I...

J: Okay, okay, okay. Enough! I am the director you are looking for

GC: Hahahahahahahaha

J: What’s so funny about this

C: Hahahaha, you’re doing this Ah, he has already used it

G: You are late to the game

GC: Hahahaha

J: Do you know what you are doing? ?

GC: Hahahaha

J: You are encouraging unhealthy trends, you know?

GC: Hahahaha

J: You guys Do you know that this is corrupting the social atmosphere?

GC: Hahahahaha

J: Do you know that this is breeding corruption?

C: You are a toad. Did you know that a feather duster is pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?

G: You are a toad lying on the road, pretending to be a camouflage jeep. Do you know?

C: You are a toad wearing glasses and pretending to be a sentence. Director, do you know?

G: What are you...

W: Why are you shouting again?

C: Girl, here comes another toad pretending to be your father

W: Dad

C: Dad

G: Dad

W: This is my dad

J: My daughter Lanlan

W: Where are the things you bought for grandma?

JGC: Where is it?

J: Haha, sit down, sit down

C: I’m sprained, I hit the muzzle

G : Oops, Director ChuJu, look at this child going to school...

C: Ah

J: I won’t go into detail about this big truth. It’s not easy for parents to send their children to school. Don’t put more burden on yourself. As long as you are talented, we will definitely admit them and welcome two supervisors. Do you agree?

C: As the saying goes, a toad drinks glue and makes me unable to open my mouth

J: As the saying goes, Guo Da’s head is sprayed with hairspray. You are unnecessary.

G: Yes, yes.

As the saying goes, a toad drives a Jeep, let’s go for a walk

W: Don’t go

GCJ: What’s wrong?

W: After performing the skit, it’s time to say New Year greetings and wish every family a reunion.

GCJ: That’s right! Happy New Year!