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What would it be like if you were allowed to live without WIFI for a few days?

In modern people's lives, WIFI and the ever-present network are indispensable. Internet is needed to play mobile games, watch news online and chat with friends on WeChat. If you leave the internet, I believe that few people can persist for a day. Modern life is really inseparable from the internet. I believe there are not many personal reasons, including myself. Speaking of this network problem, I think of the old Niu family in the next village, and his business is also related to this WIFI.

Niu Lao is an old resident of Niujia Village. The descendants of the Niu Lao family have lived here for generations, and it is beautiful. You can pick some wild fruits up the mountain and dig some crabs down the river.

It turns out that my son Niu Dazhuang always likes to climb the pomegranate tree in front of his house and steal pomegranates to eat. For this, he was slapped by the old cow for a long time. Thirty years later, his son has got married. Although he is not a big boss, living in the provincial capital can make Lao Niu face a lot. I still remember that his son took the old cow to live in the city for two days, and the whole village came to see his new car. This made the old cow very proud, and she felt that she had walked smoothly. The villagers all praised the old cow for being blessed and his son for being promising.

It stands to reason that the old cow's life should be happy, but he pulls a long face all day and others ignore him. Over time, others are reluctant to ask, so as not to touch a rebuff.

Niu Lu Xiao is the nephew of Lao Niu. He lost his parents when he was young and lived with his grandmother. The old cow was very kind to him when he was a child, and often left him some rice and noodles. When the calf grows up, it can't catch up with the scenery of the old calf's son, but with his efforts, life is getting better. On this day, the deer went to the old cow's house to prepare some fruit for the old cow, only to see old Niu Yi squatting on the rice bed and smoking. Tobacco is dripping, and the old cow looks older in the smoke. The deer paused, thinking that his uncle seemed to be in trouble again, and touched his head and said, "Uncle, what are you thinking?" "Ah?" The old cow suddenly found someone talking to him. She was surprised at first, then narrowed her eyes, and then smiled. "Deer, you scared your uncle. Let's talk inside. " "Uncle, this is the watermelon I bought for you. Very sweet. " "Ah, son, come come, also bring something. Come in. "

The calf took the calf into the hut and sat down at the square table in the living room. The calf made a cup of tea for the calf and sat down by himself.

"How is my uncle recently?"

"Good, everything is fine."

After a while, Niu Lu Xiao seemed to suddenly think of something and said, "Niu Dazhuang, are they coming back for the Dragon Boat Festival?" Long time no see, I want to have a drink with him, but he is a city man and has no time. "Hearing this, the old cow's face sank and he didn't speak. The heifer found that he seemed to have said something wrong and said, "Uncle, I ..." "They won't come to the festival. They are going to the parents-in-law's house in the county. "

"Uncle, what is this? Didn't you tell me a few days ago that they called home for the Dragon Boat Festival? "

"Who told me that this wasteland is inferior to others? "

"What's wrong with this? There are mountains, mountains and water. City people don't really want this thing. They said they wanted to protect it. How can it be a broken thing? "

"What's the use? The little grandson doesn't want to come, saying that the grandmother's house in the county is better than this, and there is such a wow. "

"What should I play? Wow? "

"It's not wow hair, it's flying out, or it's my fault. Anyway, it is a sample text, I can't understand it. "

"I understand, you are talking about WiFi."

"What? Do you know? "

"This is a matter for young people. WiFi is a powerful thing that allows people to surf the Internet casually. "

It turns out that my son and the old cow mentioned some surfing the internet, saying that there is something called drinking special children, which is amazing and can connect the world together.

"Can this thing still surf the Internet?" In the old cow's mind, there is only one big iron called computer that can let people surf the internet.

"Almost, it is estimated that your eldest grandson was attracted by grandma's house."

"So if my family has this, will they come back?"

"Maybe, I don't know."

"Then buy me a wow hair and how much will I give you?"

"That WiFi can not only buy things, but also invite people to do it. Very troublesome. Besides, you don't have to surf the internet. It's a waste to install that thing. "

"It's okay, can let the great grandson come back for the New Year, spending money is nothing. You help me get it, and I'll leave it to you. "

"Line, that I help you to ask the outlets in the village. Uncle, I'll go back first. "

"Well, don't forget what I said."

"ok."

After watching Niu Lu Xiao leave, the old cow breathed a sigh of relief as if she were dead. He lit a cigarette, but this time he didn't frown. The old cow smiled, as if she thought her son and grandson were coming soon.

"Hey, big strong, it's me, let my grandson answer the phone. Hey, grandpa heard, and the grandson is really good. Grandpa told you that grandpa's family also has that kind of wow hair. It's good to come to grandpa's house on holidays. What? All right, let your father pick it up. Hey, really? Well, I won't embarrass you either. Nothing, just remember to come and have a look. " Hung up the phone, the old cow can't say how uncomfortable it is. His wife died early, and he brought up the child alone. Children grow up, very promising, and stay in the city. His son said he would take him to live in the city, but he couldn't adapt. He can't stand the smell of that big city and the cold eyes of people. He chose to return to Niujia Village and the place where he lived for most of his life. He has everything, including mountains, mountains and water, wild fruits in the mountains and small fish in the streams. But grandson doesn't love it. He can only see his grandson twice a year and hasn't been back for a long time. The more the old cow thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, and she didn't realize that tears were flowing downwards.

The old cow got up early in the morning of Dragon Boat Festival. Yesterday he went to Tofu Niu's house to buy some tofu, and then he went to Xiangjiuniu's house to make a pot of wine to prepare for the festival. Although he didn't have a family dinner to cook, he got up early because he wanted to pack jiaozi for his son. The food sold in the supermarket in the city is not delicious, but the food cooked at home is delicious.

The old cow is busy in the kitchen, but she hears the deer's voice. "Uncle, are you at home?"

"Yes, what's the matter?" "Uncle, you are a person. Go to my house for the holidays at noon. " "No, I have a lot of work to do here. Neither your family nor your husband's family is suitable for me to go. " "All right, pay more attention to yourself. Here are two bottles of wine for you to accept. Brother will call me when he comes back. " After that, the deer put two bottles of good wine on the small table in the kitchen and turned away. The old cow watched the deer leave, paused, thought something, and lowered his head to continue his busy work. Soon, he heard the sound of the car moving, and soon, he heard the voice of his grandson calling grandpa. He felt that he was hallucinating, but he couldn't help looking out of the kitchen. "Dad." When the old cow saw his son get off the bus, close the door and call for his father, he was sure that he was not hallucinating. Holding his grandson in his arms, he rubbed his eyes and asked his son, "How did you come back? Didn't you say you were on vacation at your grandson's grandmother's house? Don't say, "Don't you expect us to come back early? Why were you unhappy when we came back? " "I'm glad, I just didn't buy food. This is a festival. " "I have already bought the food, and the rice will be cooked for Xiaoli. Don't turn it off. " "Ok, Dad, I'll cook. You talk to Dazhuang." "Well ..."

"Actually, we came back because the deer called me and said that it was very troublesome for you to install WiFi in our house."

"Nothing, just happy for my grandson."

"Nothing? The pomegranate tree at the door of the house is gone and has become a telephone pole. "

"I this ..."

"Dad, I can understand that you want us to come back, but it doesn't need that much money, does it? I know that we spend less time with you, but we are busy with work, you have to understand. "

"Yes, yes, I know ..."

"Dad, don't talk about grandpa. Grandpa gave it to me. Look, there is really WiFi. I will often come back to see my grandfather in the future. "

"Well ..." The old cow looked at her grandson, and the injustice in her heart was less than half.

"Grandpa, it's lonely to stay here alone. We should come back often, okay? Son? " "good!"

"Dad, my son understands your pains. My son will correct it in the future and often come back to see you. " "Good good ..." The old cow unconsciously left tears. "Let's eat." Xiao Li shouted with a plate and everyone went to help. The family is immersed in the joy of reunion.

"Dad, where did the pomegranate tree go?" "Dad knows you like it, how can you throw it away? At the back of our house. "

The pomegranate tree in the back hill is still vigorous and powerful, and a dense net connects the whole world and the heart of the old Niu Yi family.

Seriously, the story of the old cow family moved me very much. Nowadays, no matter adults or children, they can't do without the Internet. When they go to other people's homes on holidays, the first sentence is, what is the WIFI password? It's really hard to imagine what life would be like without the internet in a few days. You must feel isolated from the world.