Talk about funny jokes on campus.

Don't worry about the person I love. I am persistent and kind-hearted

People who don't understand me, please don't compare me with others. I'm just me. No matter how bad I am, I can't find the second me.

Women are not attractive because of flat breasts. On blind date, the man asked the woman: Is it as big as a steamed stuffed bun? Woman: Yes! Wedding night. The man suddenly broke through the wedding candle and sighed: Wang Zi Steamed Bread!

A very funny teacher in an ordinary high school said that you are not studying hard at present, and then the object of discussion is to fill in the blanks. Now study hard, and then the object of discussion is multiple-choice questions!

A student is late for class, so it's impolite to rush off the line. This made the teacher very angry, so he was punished to come again. The student said, "No", and the teacher was even more angry. He asked him loudly why. The students whispered, "If you come back again, there will be no fare after school."

A child said that China's four classical novels were The Journey to the West's Dream of Red Mansions, Palace and Legend of the Sword and Chivalrous Man, and asked me that I was worried about the future of the great motherland. It's terrible to have no culture Did he take Princess Pearl seriously? ! ! !

I wanted to go out to the internet cafe when I was studying, but I was stopped by the security guard when I climbed over the wall! I immediately jumped down and said nervously, "Can I come in and find someone?" The security guard said powerfully, "No! Come out! " And ... and then I fucking went out!

It has become a fashion trend for ordinary high school students to watch cartoons at night. One day, I was late for physics class, and when the teacher was drooling on the table, I suddenly ran to MM in the back seat of my car and snatched the comic books from MM's physics book on the spot. The friends in the class were shocked and shouted that the teacher had practiced perspective. I didn't expect the teacher to shout at the scene. Physics books make me want to cry. I cann't believe you're smiling while watching!

When I was studying, I skipped class and hid under the covers to send messages to my classmates and asked the teacher if he had a name. After a while, a skull stretched out on the opposite bed. Are you sure you're telling me ...

There is a prison called college; There is a prisoner called a student; There is a sentence called nine-year compulsory education.

The first lie on the road of life is gradually based on the composition of primary school students, while the truth is gradually based on the confession letter.

We all strive for a better life.

I always thought that listening to light music on my shoulders could last a lifetime.

Youth is like a swift river, which can't go back and say goodbye.

The more closed your love is, the more you need to bear it.

No matter how deep the feelings are, they will become shallow, and even the best friends will change.

If you see a shadow in front, please don't be afraid, it's because there is the sun behind you.

In happiness, I can't help but forget that in sadness, I can't compare with memories.

Pale yearning, persistence, is just the result of black and blue …

Loneliness is when someone talks and no one listens; Someone is listening, but you have nothing to say.

Don't think I'm easy to bully. Maybe you can kneel in front of me in the future.

Would you feel funny if I said I estimated you?

Don't be confused, don't fall in love, don't think about the future, don't think about the past, it's safe.

Taking middle school as an example, I took the historical time and asked, "What is the current policy of Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang?" One of my classmates replied: Smile, ten years old, marry fewer concubines and sleep more. Student: "He robbed my homework!" " "

A student asked the teacher how to write the word dung, but the teacher forgot for a moment and could only say, "It's in your mouth, so why can't it come out?"

Seeing a pair of men and women arguing, the woman was a little argumentative, so she said discontentedly, I am a girl and you are a boy. You should let me ... I only saw the man smile disdainfully and say: I am a keyboard man and you are a man. You should let me … Sure enough, that woman kicked past … Funnily talked about the situation in Macau and saw a classic line by Nicholas Tse before the war with Max Zhang. "Feng Feng said.

Stop scratching, you've scratched someone else.

Silence. Silence. Either die in silence or explode in silence ~

If the relationship between two people is long-term, why not eat pork?

If the sky is affectionate, die early, live brilliantly, and die before the flowers.

It is better to talk about QQ for half a year than to learn Chinese for one year.

Making fun of my plot is the same as making fun of me.

Titanic told me that I would rather make instant noodles at home than spend the extra money on luxury cruise ships.

Go to the exam with a smile. Did we pass the exam?

No matter how spoiled you are, you can't change your age and appearance.

I firmly believe that with the moon as evidence, our love will remain unchanged for a long time, and I will not give up on you just as the moon will not leave the earth.

Quit at midnight on time, or the little princess will turn gray again.

I won't tell you if you kill me ... you haven't played the honey trap yet!