30 funny little copywriters who are super hot in the circle of friends.

More than ten years of books. Recently, I thought about it and found that kindergarten is still good!

2. Married a beautiful girl. No country, no city ... but everything!

3. Bet: If you call "bitch" in the street, you will definitely turn around more than calling beauty!

4. Did you take alpaca blood? Or did you eat Sudan red? Why are the scenery all yours and the bills all mine?

5. Money treats me like dirt. I still treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

People always see us holding hands happily. In fact, the truth is that once I let go, she will go shopping.

8. You are a good citizen when you don't have a girlfriend. When you have a girlfriend, you will be released on bail pending trial. When you are engaged, you will be supervised and sentenced to life imprisonment after marriage!

9. "I just played chess with my friend, and he ate me very handsome." What do you want to express? I am so handsome. 10. There may be several women who don't eat, and none of them are jealous. 1 1. "I have a crush on a girl. ""I have a crush! " "What a good way." "Unrequited love is the most economical of all relationships. "

12. When you are in a good mood, just listen. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.

13. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with my boyfriend, and then he pays the bill, he pays the bill, and he pays the bill.

14. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid. Who should I share this extra bottle with?

15. I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me?

16. Go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me if I wanted to cut it.

Eight dollars or ...

12? I thought about it and said: still.

Eight dollars!

12 can't eat!

17. The biggest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

18. "Love" is a strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

19. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am too handsome.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

2 1. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

22. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.

23. I feel that I am not working now. I'm in class, simple and rude, without a condom!

24. It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus.

25. There are only two results of unrequited love, one is to make a positive result, and the other is to become a Buddha. Taking a step back can make your blue sea and blue sky complete.

26. Wait for me

After 800 years, I will live forever. I must go to the Moon Palace to beat the old man and ask him why he made me single.

800 years.

27. Confusion is not liked, and cleverness is not necessarily liked; Everyone is happy only when he is smart and confused.

28. I fell in love with my bed, and we were made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.

29. Women are the most practical and inseparable from daily necessities; Women are the most unrealistic, dreaming about flowers and wine.

30. I don't know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk every day, my talents have nowhere to display.