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Mom, I want to be a housewife like you when I grow up!
Later, when I grew up, I found it impossible to be a princess, so I had to go with the rich second generation. But I have no choice but to be average in height and appearance, and I don't even have the capital next to the rich second generation.
Fuck you.
Because of my limited conditions, I lowered my conditions again and again. Forget it. I can make do with finding someone who can earn a little money and be a housewife at home. But who cares? I'm 27 years old and I don't even have a man who likes me. On blind date, I always bring my household registration book and ID card, hoping that as soon as the other person meets the requirements, I will finalize the lifelong event immediately.
My best friend Yu Jie smiled and said, "Nobody wants you to do this."
"Good rain elder sister, don't laugh, to be honest, I envy you to death." I grabbed the jade elder sister's hand and looked at her with sparkling eyes. "If I can find a husband who can earn money like you, I can live ten years."
Sister Yu smiled more happily, and her whole eyes were smiling.
The happiness I want should be roughly what she looks like.
To tell the truth, I'm so jealous of her, my heart itches, my teeth itches, and my whole body itches.
Even in my dream, I want to be her.
Why, because she looks better than me, she can marry a super potential stock.
I admit that I lied and dumped me for a few blocks. Even though Sister Yu is 30 years old this year, she is not old at all, and her skin is like a girl.
I think she put this on with a mask of several hundred dollars, which can't compare with my mask of several dollars.
I'm a little jealous of her.
This is not the most irritating. The most irritating thing is ...
-Ⅰ-
The most irritating thing is that her husband is her first love, and she is also her husband's first love. This probability is as low as winning the lottery and can move her. She is really lucky.
Moreover, they also have a lovely Loli daughter, Wang, who is 6 years old and has just entered the first grade of primary school. Call my aunt as soon as you see me. It's very smart and cute.
Yujie is a super winner. Do you have any wood?
At the moment, Sister Yu and I are sitting in the teahouse at the gate of the primary school, just to pick up Rui Rui from school.
Yu Jie's husband had been picking her up before, and Yu Jie basically ignored it. Did the sun rise in the west today? I asked Sister Yu.
"I don't know why, this Steve recently insisted that I pick it up. It's been almost a week, and I'm exhausted. Last time your brother just came to pick her up, you ran in the opposite direction when you saw him, crying and refusing to go home, and then I counted. I have never seen her stick to me so much! " Sister Yu said with a smile, with a little resentment and a little satisfaction in her tone.
A child came out of the school gate, and Sister Yu and I quickly ran opposite. Wang stood in the middle, surrounded by several female students. I ran to meet her, but she glanced at me, avoided me and ran to her mother's arms behind her. This tit, how rusty?
The children who were traveling with me also came to my side at this moment, stopped and smiled at Sister Yu and said, "Wang, your mother is really beautiful."
Wang kissed Sister Yu, with a deliberately loud voice, and replied, "Of course."
That kind of pride is like a proud peacock, spreading a dazzling screen just to get the appreciation and admiration of others.
I saw Rui Rui's hand shining red, and she actually painted nail polish.
Husband hurts, daughter loves, no work, no money. The royal elder sister enjoys the highest treatment as a housewife. She thoroughly implements the concept of "you are responsible for supporting the family and I am responsible for beauty". She is the happiest woman I have ever seen around me.
But such a happy rain sister, one day she was in a hurry to call me and asked me to find a job for her as soon as she opened her mouth.
I haven't seen her for weeks. What happened to her?
She hasn't been to work for six years. Why did she suddenly look for a job?
I was frightened at once, and I wondered in my mind: Will my husband cheat like Luo Zijun in the first half of my life?
-Ⅱ-
"What did you say? Say it again. " I was scared and anxious, shouting into the phone.
"Oh, what are you shouting? Hurt my ear. " Sister Yu is complaining over there.
"Just elder brother cheated. Can I not worry about such a big thing? " When I said this, my colleagues around me looked at me with different eyes. I quickly ran out with my mobile phone.
"What's the matter? I said I was looking for a job. How did it become that my husband cheated? What ear are you? " Sister Yu spoke a little louder on the phone and was obviously super depressed about what I said.
I didn't cheat. Why are you looking for a job? If a rich woman is improper, she has to be a wage earner. Isn't it obvious that she is going to lead a miserable life? Besides, The First Half of My Life has been broadcast for a long time, and it is too late to wake up now. In addition, Brother Gang has always been very grateful to Sister Yu for her contribution. After returning home, he always tried to do housework, saying that he was lucky to make his wife suffer at such a time. Sister Yu said happily, Brother Gang will never be Chen, because he said that I went out to work and he had to find some nannies to replace me. In addition to cheating, I really want to break my head, and I can't figure out why Yujie is not looking for a job for Mrs. Fu.
I am just stupid.
Sister Yu said solemnly, "I have to look for a job tomorrow. Rui Rui told me that her dream when she grows up is to be a housewife at home like me. "
I want to laugh. Isn't this my dream? That little girl took away my dream. But Sister Yu has a bad tone, for fear of upsetting her. I said, "Isn't her dream to be a painter?"
"Yes, Rui Rui wanted to be a painter before, but recently I found that she didn't paint much, so I asked her. As a result, she said she didn't want to be a painter. She wants to be a housewife like me. She said that all her classmates praised me for my beauty. She wants to do nothing but dress up like me every day. "
"Kid, kid is talking nonsense," I said.
"Not only that, I thought about it carefully today and found that the child's recent strange behavior can be explained. Rui Rui is not just talking, I'm afraid that's what she thinks. When you get off work at night, I'll wait for you at the usual place. I'll tell you. I am definitely not making a mountain out of a molehill. " Sister Yu said the last sentence in "Crash into a Building", and I recognized her fears and worries.
My answer is yes. But I was thinking, what's the fuss? Isn't it a fuss?
Sister Yu, that is, idle.
-Ⅲ-
In the evening, Sister Yu told me a lot about the recent changes in Rui Rui, and my face turned red and white.
Children have no three views.
Children always follow adults.
When she was very young, she liked to sit on her sister's dresser and daub her face in different ways. When she was young, she only said "beautiful, beautiful", but the royal elder sister didn't care. When she was a child, she liked beauty and normality.
Recently, Sister Yu put on makeup and spent more time with her. She often clamors for makeup, or she will make trouble if she doesn't give it. Those dazzling red nails were painted for her because of the noise in Rui Rui.
Sister Yu put on a mask and clamored for it, saying that she should be as beautiful as her mother.
Also, I always ask Sister Yu to pick her up after school recently. As soon as Brother Gang answered, Rui Rui began to cry. The reason is that because Yujie went to a parent-teacher conference, all the students in Rui Rui praised Yujie for her beauty, so Rui Rui clamored for her to pick it up. The child's idea is simple, that is, let the students see her mother more and tell others that she has a beautiful mother.
Today, I told Yujie directly that it would be nice to be a housewife like her mother. I don't have to do anything every day, and there are many beautiful clothes to wear. Every day is beautiful. Other people's mothers have to do a lot of work every day, but they are not as beautiful as mine. All the students in the class praised their mother for her beauty. When I grow up, I will do nothing but dress myself up all day.
These are trivial matters, and the most serious thing is that Rui Rui has become lazy. My favorite paintings are perfunctory, and it's too tiring to draw a few times. It's no use refusing to study. When I grow up, I will be like my mother, and I won't have to learn so much.
Sister Yu asked grumpily that her mother's cosmetics and clothes were all bought with money. If you do nothing, how can you buy them?
Rui Rui replied in a long voice, "Don't you have a father?"
Sister Yu is going to vomit blood. Rui Rui's meaning, Yu Jie can understand, to put it bluntly, is a man. Sister Yu wants to tell you that she actually pays a lot, and she does most of the housework. She has to take care of a man and a child's diet, and then her leisure time. But she said, how can a 6-year-old daughter understand this?
Sister Yu suddenly looked up and stared at my eyes and said, "With all the children like this, can I still be a housewife at home?"
I was scared, too.
I began to think, do I really want to be a housewife? If one day, I also have a daughter like Rui Rui, and she tells me with confidence and even envy that her dream is to be a housewife like me, what should I do?
Women should be independent and independent, and should not attach their happiness to a man. As a housewife, how should I tell my daughter?
I am a housewife myself, and I can't set an example myself, so all the big truths are just pale ones. This is also the reason why Yujie insisted on looking for a job.
To tell the truth, I am really ambivalent, but I think I support Sister Yu.
I can accept being a housewife, but I don't want my daughter to be a housewife when she grows up. I hope she has her own dreams to pursue what she thinks is really meaningful. I hope she has a broad vision, correct values, many friends, places she wants to go and life she wants. And her life is not just a housewife.
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