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Please give me a copy of the lines from Zhao Benshan's "New Year" in the Liaoning Spring Festival Gala

It took me an hour to listen to one sentence and write one sentence after another. The final result of my labor is this - (Actors: Zhao Benshan, Cheng Ye, Sun Lirong, etc.) (Before Zhao Benshan appeared) Some left-behind women were making dumplings , some are making bean buns. It's fun. "Accountant Zhao" (played by Zhao Benshan) and "Deaf San" (played by Cheng Ye) appear. Accountant Zhao: All the men in the village exported to Africa to earn foreign exchange, leaving this deaf and blind person to be responsible for guarding the house. He made us two miserable for more than half a year. Feeling tired. Dealing with these women can be summed up in two words: too tiring. Deaf San: Here we are. Accountant Zhao: Oh, I listened, this guy... (the two join the women) Sun's wife: Oh, brother-in-law is here, do you want to eat the bean buns? Accountant Zhao: I won’t eat. (While talking, he handed the coat he took off to Deaf San) Accountant Zhao (to everyone): Are you busy? (No one pays attention) ... Oops, it seems that you (you) really don't use our bean bags as dry food. Let me tell you, there is a letter from Africa, and there are still things. (Pulls Deaf San up.) Come on, let’s go back. (Everyone put down what they were doing and stopped him.) Everyone asked where Xin'er was. Accountant Zhao said, "Let me tell you, Xin'er is walking on the road." Everyone (wanting to leave): That’s nonsense. Accountant Zhao: But this is a message. I can convey it to you mouth to mouth. Ma Lianfan (played by Sun Lirong): Oh my god, Yabu looked at you like that and said mouth to mouth, can you see your mouth? Accountant Zhao: Let me be serious. Let me tell you Ma Lian fans. Today I am officially informing you that you should not make unreasonable troubles with me in the future. I have always been a low-key person. If this continues, our village will be in chaos in the future. (Ma Lianfan left with disdain) Wife of the Sun family: I'm talking about brother-in-law, so you can get down to business... Deaf San: Don't you want the couplet for me? Accountant Zhao: OK, take out the couplets. Deaf San: Oh. . Accountant Zhao: I wrote this for you personally. Deaf San (takes out the couplet and reads): Business is booming all over the world, who is it? Accountant Zhao: From Sun’s shop. Sun’s wife: Mine. . (Take the couplet away) Deaf San: Thousands of willow trees bloom in the spring breeze. Whose does this belong to? Accountant Zhao: It belongs to Ma Lianfaner. (Ma Lianfen looked happy and took away the couplet) Deaf San: The east wind brings warm flowers to thousands of trees, and a branch of red apricot blooms in the wall. Whose? Accountant Zhao: Li Hongxing’s. Wife of the Sun family: Hey, brother-in-law, I don’t think I’m right. Hongxing is all outside the wall, why did you go inside the wall? Accountant Zhao: Let me tell you, it must be behind the wall. The village party secretary leads your men to do projects in Africa. If you cheat at home, we will be irresponsible to you. Therefore, a branch of red apricot must bloom inside the wall. Deaf San: Yes, it’s just the two of us... (Before he finished, he was interrupted by the women) Women: Look at you two... Accountant Zhao: Yes, we have calculated it over and over again, and the village party secretary entrusted We stayed behind because we had a very advantageous condition - I am a decent person and have never been involved in scandals; the deaf third son has not found a partner until he is over 40 years old. He was kicked by a donkey when he was a child, so he is basically a useless person. I think it's officially appropriate to keep the two of us. You think, we are at home, those men in Africa can rest assured, we are here to watch, you are making trouble... Sun’s daughter-in-law: Oh, look at you two, ah, only the old men in our family believe you. Come on, just say it seriously. Ma Lianfan: Look at the looks of the two of you, you must be serious. Accountant Zhao: Okay, sit down. Deaf San: Is there a meeting? Welcome to the leader's speech - (while speaking instead of applauding) Accountant Zhao: (reading from the manuscript) First of all, I, Zhao Youcai, the former team accountant and current acting team leader of the Second Village Group, will give a New Year's greeting. Dear left-behind women comrades, good evening, everyone. "The auspicious snow is falling, the flowers are blooming, and the New Year is coming." Here, I am entrusted by the village branch secretary and all the men who have run away from home and are working on projects outside to express my sincere wishes to you. All left-behind women extend cordial New Year greetings.

In the past year,... (Character Zhao was interrupted) All the women said: "Oh, you can't stop thinking about that piece of shit. It sounds like you've been so upset this day." "That's not what it is." Accountant Zhao (continued): In the past year, we... (The glasses were taken off by Sun's wife) Sun's wife: Why are you pretending to be a cultural person! (At this time, Accountant Zhao took out the magnifying glass he had prepared and continued to read) Accountant Zhao: In the past year... My dear, this time... we can't deal with women like you without two sets of equipment. Well, give me the glasses back. (Put away the "speech")…………………………Oh, it’s too troublesome, just write this much for now and continue to improve it next time