Who has all Liu Xing's lines? (The more, the better)

1. The tail hair of the donkey is unclear.

It is not that the enemy is too cunning, but that we are too stupid.

It seems that we have encountered some situations.

4. What kind of domestic popsicles do you eat when you have Haagen-Dazs? !

Why am I so unlucky? ! !

Liu Mei: If the child knew, he wouldn't have given birth to you!

Liu Xing: Who told you to have me? Did you get my permission?

7. Who have I offended? !

8. Liu Xing scolded Xiaoxue: "Talking and feeding, singing and chattering."

9. "Who is Confucius' teacher? Liu Xing: "Confucius' teacher." ... oh! Confucius' teacher is a drill! "

Xia Donghai: "Tell the story of Dou E!" Liu Xing: "Oh! Dou E is the most unjust woman in Chinese history! "

10. Dad: What kind of father do you want you to have?

Liu Xing: Am I in charge of this matter?

Dad: I suddenly became your father. Are you used to it?

Liu Xing: Anyway, who was born to be my son! !

1 1. Liu Xing: I solemnly promise!

Xiaoyu: I seriously don't believe it!

12. Liu Xing: Xiaoyu, do you think we are good brothers?

Yu Xia: Of course! Meteor shower is about us!

13. Liu Xing said to Xia Xue: You can see how handsome your two brothers are when you see the gorilla!

14. xiaoxue: I'm looking for Xia Xue!

Liu Xing: What is your classmate's name?

15. Ka Koi Lam (excitedly): Are you Xia Xue's lovely brother?

Liu Xing (smirking): I am Xia Xue's lovely brother.

16. Liu Xing: I have studied under pressure for so many years and have never run away from home. Don't you think I am strong?

17. Liu Xing: The eagle fighting in the sky will not envy the praised chicken!

18. Yu Xia: Only the elder sister can set fire, but the younger brother can't!

Xia Donghai: Don't change idioms! Only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps!

Yu Xia: But our family only has my sister, and there are no government officials!

Liu Xing: What makes you say that about us! You are more important than anyone!

Yu Xia: Don't listen to your parents!

Liu Xing: You startled us both as soon as you came in!

Yu Xia: Make a boyfriend!

Liu Xing: She also brought her boyfriend home!

Yu Xia: Twice!

Xia Donghai: Can you leave a channel for us to talk?

Liu Xing: Compare with her! Xiaoyu sent a chicken feather to my little sister, nothing.

Yu Xia: Yes, what is Liu Xing's pleasure!

Liu Xing: Really! Xiaoyu! (Blows a kiss) What's the matter?

Yu Xia: Yes, what's Liu Xing's score?

Liu Xing: We are good children!

Xia Xue (screaming): I'm going to hit you two little villains! !

19. (midnight) Liu Xing: Mom, can you give me some money?

Mom: Why?

Liu Xing: (touching her hair) I want to dye this thing green and have a girlfriend.

Mom: Don't you dare-

Liu Xing: Why can Xiaoxue find a wild boy, but I can't find a savage girlfriend? !

Mom: If you dare to find a savage girlfriend, you will find that you have a savage mother! ! !

20. Xia Donghai: What do you suggest?

Liu Xing: What else can I do?

Xia Donghai: What do you want to do?

Liu Xing: Let's begin!

Xia Donghai: What exactly are you going to do?

Liu Xing: What else can I do? Let's get started!

Xia Donghai: Why is it so difficult for me to speak some Chinese with you? ! !

2 1. Xiaoyu: Eat when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry, and eat when you are hungry.

Eat hungry, eat hungry, eat hungry.

Liu Xing: No, you missed a link.

Xiaoyu: Which link?

Liu Xing: Listen (picking up chopsticks and tapping the table rhythmically)

Eat when you are hungry, pull when you eat, and be hungry when you pull.

You are hungry after eating, and you have to eat when you are hungry.

22. Both Liu Xing and Xiaoxue are sleeping at the dinner table, when Liu Mei comes and pulls Liu Xing's arm.

Liu Mei: Look at your watch. What time is it now? I fell asleep.

Liu Xing: I didn't sleep well last night.

Liu Mei: Playing video games again?

Liu Xing: No.

Liu Mei: So it's played online.

Liu Xing: No. I was thinking about the exam.

Liu Mei: About the exam? Did you fail the exam again?

Liu Xing: I haven't taken the exam yet!

Liu Mei: That's thinking about how to cheat?

Liu Xing: Why do you always think of me like that? !

Liu Mei: Let me see the bright side. You must give me a chance!

23. Liu Xing said, "Dad, Xiaoxue's nickname in the class is Big Sister."

Dad: "What's the matter? It is normal for you to have a nickname. "

……

Liu Xing: "The problem is that there is another boy nicknamed' Big Brother' in her class."

Dad: "So according to you, everyone in your class calls you an orangutan. Is there another girl named baboon? "

24. Xiaoyu: If they don't get along, I'll eat a hundred ice creams and kill myself!

Liu Xing: If they don't get along, I'll play computer for a month. I'm exhausted!

Author: I am not Torankusu. I replied to this speech on August 28, 200819: 47.

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2 Liu Xing's classic lines

25. Grandma: You have to suffer to be a master.

Yu Xia: If you suffer, can you ride on others' heads?

Yu Xia: This is because the earth has no gravity.

27. Mom: Xiaoxue's father is amazing! Xiaoxue's brother Xiaoyu's face was swollen by him!

Kyle: …

28. Liu Xing: Our history teacher said that Chairman Mao famously said that if you want to know the taste of braised prawns, you must taste them yourself.

Xia Xue: Chairman Mao is talking about pears.

29. Dad didn't come home on time at night on business. Mom asked Xiaoyu to call his cell phone. After the phone call, ..

Mom: Who answered the phone?

Xiaoyu: Female. (Everyone is nervous) "Sorry, the number you dialed can't be connected for the time being ..."

30. Caller: Who are you?

Liu Xing's mother: Who am I? My mother gave birth to me! Who do you think I am? Damn it! .....

3 1. (After Liu Xing watched the horror film)

Rinrin ~ ~ Liu Mei: Liu Xing, pick up the phone!

Liu Xing (holding the phone forward): Mom, that's a deadly bell!

32. Because Yu Xia sings badly and dreams at night, others say he is a duck:

Yu Xia: Ah! I am not a duck! I am not a duck! I am not a duck! I am not a duck! I am not a duck! I am not a duck!

Liu Mei: Yes ~ You are not a duck, but Liu Xing is a duck.

Liu Xing: Mom ~ ~! ~ ~ & gt_ & lt~~

Liu Mei: What's wrong with sacrificing for my brother?

33. White-toothed Xiaoyu said: Stars.

Xiao Yu said; I didn't. It's Liu Xing.

White teeth said: I said, this child has not seen me shrink for five years!

34. Xia Donghai: Then please tell the story of Dou E's injustice.

Liu Xing: Who is Dou E? I don't know her.

Xia Donghai: Don't you always call you more wronged than Dou E?

Liu Xing: Oh, Dou E is the most wronged woman in history.

Xia Donghai, Xia Xue, Yu Xia and Liu Mei are all dizzy.

Liu Xing: Right?

35. Xiaoyu: Mom, blossoming doesn't play with me. I am lovelorn.

36. Xiaoyu: Are there other sources of income for our lucky money?

Liu Xing: Yes!

Snow/Rain: What's this?

Liu Xing: I sold you!

37. Grandpa: Hey, hey, this is Donghai Jia, not Donghai Restaurant, and I'm not interested in ordering.

Xiaoxue: I want to say why not buy yellow croaker. After hearing what Grandpa said, I don't want to say anything.

Grandpa: You said the sea didn't want to say anything. ...

38. Xia: When you bring Xiaoxue here, you two will get along with each other day and night. Are you ready?

May: I'm not ready yet. I'm ready to fight! !

Rain: Why don't I bite Liu Xing when bitten by mosquitoes? Isn't this my home?

May: Because your blood is fragrant and Liu Xing's blood is smelly. ...

40. mom; No matter what you do, first of all, you have to love this industry.

Liu Xing; If I want to be a soldier, I must love fighting?

4 1. Xia Xue: I am a woman, and women are preferred.

Yu Xia: I am very young. Being small is the most important thing.

Liu Xing: I am thin, and thinness is the first choice.

42. Liu Xing; This book is very good-so thick!

43. Look at him, look at you and look at Lao Li next door.

44. Liu Xing: Five people in three shifts? Can you share it? How do you learn math? Did the PE teacher teach you that?

46. daffodils don't bloom, you play dumb!

47. Eat fried noodles instead of defecation.

48. Liu Mei: If there is nothing worth pursuing, it is either rape or theft. Come on, what's the point?

Liu Xing: I ... I ... I ... I ... I ... I didn't do anything?

49. Liu Mei: Liu Xing, Xiaoyu and Xiao Xue have dinner!

Xia Donghai: Mei Mei. ......

Liu Xing: Mom! Not me!

Xiaoyu: Is there anything delicious?

50. Xia Xue: Hum, shallow!

Liu Xing: Hum, vulgar!

Yu Xia: Hum, childish!

5 1. Dad: I have an explosive announcement!

Xiaoyu (eating all the time): I want to be fat so as not to be blown up!

52. Liu Xing: On the darkest night in a month. ...

Xia Donghai: Sorry, Liu Xing, the mice were killed during the day.

Liu Xing: Oh, oh, daytime, daytime. On a dark day of the month. The mouse was shut up at home alone, thinking, I wish I could go out to play. Even playing video games for half an hour will do.

Xia Xue: I think you are talking about yourself.

Liu Xing: What do you know? This is called empathy.

Liu Xing: So, it took out the key it secretly matched ... Suddenly, it held out a black hand!

Yu Xia: No, it's a black cat's white paw.

Liu Xing: White claws, white claws. Suddenly, a black cat's white paws stretched out, ending its young life. So, the murderer is ... (Liu Xing points to the black cat) The murderer is it-the black cat with white claws.

Xia Donghai: Liu Xing, take out the secret key.

Liu Xing was surprised and said angrily, Dad ~ ~ ~

Xia Donghai: Good boy, bring it here.

Liu Xing reluctantly gave the key to Xia Donghai.

53. Rat King: "As soon as I saw this contact, Mr. Liu Xing, I knew that I had no idea about this matter, no hair on my mouth and no job."

Liu Xing: "Hey, Grandma, she hit me!" " "

Grandma: "Who told you to do things effortlessly?"

May: "Come on, what should you learn from them? What don't you learn from them? "

Star: "They are sexy and their clothes are naked."

Liu Mei: "OK, OK, OK."

Star: "We have said what we should learn, so what should we not learn?"

55. Liu Mei: What's your problem recently?

Liu Xing: What kind?

Liu Mei: Economically.

Liu Xing: Is it a planned economy or a market economy?

56. Liu Mei: "Liu Xing, open the door. Why don't you get up in the middle of the night and lock the door? "

Liu Xing: "Change underwear!"

Liu Mei: "Are you changing underwear or drawing underwear?"

Liu Xing: "Oh, I'm drawing underwear. Tell me, how difficult it is to draw these underpants! " "

57. Tell all mothers that the transfer plan has been cancelled.

58. It is not a crime for a man to cry and suffer. It is not a crime for a man to wash dishes. He doesn't feel tired.

59. Star: Don't go, devil, eat my fireball knife.