Funny copywriting that people like at first sight.

1. Nowadays, girls are too realistic. I am so ugly, but their impression of me is still poor!

2. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky. To tell the truth, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh.

3. Don't be depressed. Although you haven't traveled, at least you have a body that says you are fat.

4. Is there a beautiful woman who wants to pad her chin? Please contact me. I have a pair of chins and I'm going to sell one.

5. Who said, "Never forget, there will be repercussions"? The person you like never talks to me and wants to get rich overnight, which has never come true.

6. My girlfriend asked me, do you think you are handsome? When I said I was not handsome, she hit me and told you to lie!

7. If it is successful, farting is meaningful. If it fails, farting makes sense.

8. A man asked, "One sentence means that you have money." One person replied, "The old people in the street help each other." "Local tyrants, let's be friends!"

9. I suggest you go to bed and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

10. In the past few days, there have been storms, lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men swearing on Valentine's Day online, so it's normal to thunder all the time.

1 1. Also sick, other people's friends are caring and attentive, giving medicine to make money; Your friend: Stop bb and hurry up.

12. I find that you are half similar to Shakespeare. Where is it? Sabie.

13. What are the advantages of having a girlfriend? When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

14. You passed through my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood.

15. I figured out why the hammer phone is surprisingly hot after running for more than ten minutes, because the hammer is used to strike iron.

16. I love math so much that you only give me the right to write my name!

17. Don't doubt the girlfriend you admire. You are the only one who can idolize. Just have fun.

18. You tried your best, you might as well be as casual as others. So, give up and stop embarrassing yourself.

19. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife.

20. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. Spending money on it is a waste of my time!

2 1. If God doesn't give you what you want, you don't deserve better, but you don't. Don't think that today is the bottom of your life, but it can be regarded as the peak in your future days.

22. One day in physics class, the teacher asked, "How can I decompress?" I stood up happily and replied, "Listen to music or read comic books." The teacher said, "Get out!"

23. In the past, doctors would happily say to pregnant women, "Congratulations on your pregnancy." Now the doctor will say, "You are pregnant, do you want children or not?" This is the change of the times!

24. Today, when I was rushing to work by bus, I only heard an uncle say, "We are in no hurry. Let the young people go first. They are in a hurry to go to work." At that time, I thought my uncle was so handsome, and then he said, "Anyway, no matter how many nights I drive, there are seats."