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A sad sentence that touches the point of tears: On the day I left, I decided not to shed tears and held on to the wind.

1. They look forward to love and happiness, but they are hurt in love.

2. It’s not that I haven’t seen through your perfunctoryness, I just don’t want to give you a reason to separate.

3. When I was tired, I knelt down and hugged myself, and still said stubbornly: It’s just that.

4. There is a kind of love, which is obviously deep love, but cannot be expressed; there is a kind of love, which obviously wants to let go, but cannot leave.

5. I am waiting for you above Qianxun. When the water comes, I will wait for you in the water. When the fire comes, I will wait for you in the ashes.

6. I don’t want much, but no one has ever given it to me.

7. Eason Chan taught me to sing for ten years, but he didn’t tell me how to go in ten years.

8. The wind brings back the vicissitudes of the past, and the rain whitens the love and hate. No one can erase the hurt hidden deep in my heart. Modern saints have integrated their wounds into poems and articles, ancient sages have written their wounds into popular songs, but ordinary people like us can only shed our wounds into tears.

9. Our only relationship is no relationship,

10. Some people say wait, but gradually give up, and some people say no, but wait all their lives.

11. If you become the sky, I will become a cloud and follow you forever.

12. If no one expresses it even on April 1st, then no one will love you in this life

13. The road to happiness is always so short, can we, Don't leave

14. I won't cry when you say goodbye, because I won't cry like a fool for a madman

15. The day I leave I Decided not to shed tears, held my gaze against the wind, and tried my best not to blink. A sentence that brings you to tears: You are good at lying and I am good at forgiving

1. I have never envied anyone when you were with me

2. Who is it? Everyone has their own skills

3. "You are good at lying and I am good at forgiving"

4. The best way to love someone is to take care of yourself; love with moderation and leave a little of yourself behind , Only then will you have self-esteem, and your efforts will be valued.

5. It is a pity that liking is like multiplication. As long as one side is zero, the result is zero.

6. Giving help in times of need is more important than words of comfort. Charcoal is not expensive, but not many people give it.

7. I am not very good, but I am not a bad person. I just follow my own temper and do what I want to do.

8. The premise for me to be good to you You are also good to me. You are too old and have no time to do unilateral output

9. The difficult days will eventually pass. If you don’t believe me, look back and you will see that you have already gone through a lot without knowing it. Suffering

10. A girl really has to go through eighty-one hardships in her life before she can achieve success.

11. If you can’t stay with me until the end, don’t enter my life halfway. You know I can get used to being alone, but neither of us can accept that when we were accompanied by someone, we were suddenly alone

12. "Why bother to be friends with those who have different paths? On Yangguan Road, on a single-plank bridge, when we meet strangers, being polite is enough." Say it with a sentence that hits the point of laughter

A sentence that hits the point of laughter Let’s talk about it

1. Xiao Ming fell asleep many times in class and was persuaded to go home by the teacher. Xiao Ming: The teacher stopped letting me go to school and told me to drop out. Dad Ming: Why Xiao Ming: Sleeping in class Dad Ming: What’s wrong with sleeping in class? Who hasn’t slept in class? Dad also slept in school! Xiao Ming: Dad, do you also like to sleep naked?

2. A friend invited me to eat crayfish. The newly opened store has two kinds, wild and domestic. I asked for a basin of each. While peeling it off, I asked my friend what was the difference between domesticated and wild? He said: Domestic ones grew up taking antibiotics, while wild ones are polluted by heavy metal precipitation. It depends on your tolerance.

3. A: What I live at home is that I have to put out my hands for food and open my mouth! B: Damn it! So happy! A: Happy ass! When the clothes came, I stretched out my hand to sign for my wife. When the meal was ready, I opened my mouth and asked my wife to eat! B:

4. I was playing games alone in the dormitory. I was so sleepy in the middle of the night that I wanted to climb on the computer table to sleep for a while. As soon as I lay down, I suddenly found someone coming in and looking through my bag. I thought: I’ll pretend to sleep. I'll catch him later, and then I'll sleep until dawn

5. The cheap man goes to the doctor. Man: Doctor, my wife’s skin cracks every winter. What disease is this? Doctor: Is she here? Let me see and find out. Man: She didn't come, but I took some pictures. After the boy finished speaking, he handed the phone to the doctor. The doctor looked at it carefully and then said: This is rubber hardening

6. The owner accidentally dropped his mobile phone at the feet of a girl while taking the bus. The girl was startled and covered her skirt with her hands. I smiled calmly and said, don't Afraid of the girl, I will pick it up after you get off the car. The girl smiled slightly, "Brother, you are such a good person." After the girl left, I picked up the phone and turned off the camera function.

7. When the subway arrives, a seat for the elderly, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant is empty. A young couple pushes each other, you sit, you sit. Later the man sat down. Woman: Oh, you are disabled. Man: I'm just a little older. Woman: Yes, you are a brainless...talent

8. My best friend went on a blind date and brought her 5-year-old niece with her. After the meal, the man went to pay the bill, and the little niece burst into tears, demanding the AA system, saying that men and women were equal, which made the two adults dumbfounded.

9. Come here, son, I bought you a gift online, the latest model, white, ultra-thin, handwritten. Son: Yes, yes, what is it? You guessed it right, the third set of simulation questions

10. I ran into a female junior high school classmate in the restaurant, but she didn’t remember me, so I reminded her: Do you still remember junior high school, because I was with you? Did Xiao Shulin kiss the boy who was punished? She blushed and said excitedly: "Are you the one at that time?" I smiled ashamedly: "Yes, I was the one who snitched at that time!"

11. A sad embarrassment. After the fruit cart rolled over, the aunts tried desperately to grab the fruit. As a result, two of the children among a large group of women were unknowingly taken away by traffickers.

12. My son likes dinosaurs very much. He always sits there and draws dinosaurs. I was afraid that he would be tired, so I said: Let’s play a game together. I’ve decided that you can’t move! You can only move if you ask for explanation! The son said: OK, but I will start first. I just stood there motionless. Then the son said: Now I can draw with peace of mind. Me

13. When I was buying watermelon, I saw the lady next to me professionally picking up half a watermelon and putting it next to her ear, patting and listening to the sound. The hawker brother looked at her blankly for a while: Sister, my watermelon has been cut open, why are you taking pictures of it?

14. I was stopped by a woman when I was shopping on the street. She said she had lost her wallet and wanted to ask me how much money I needed to take the bus. I said I didn’t bring any cash, but she said WeChat and Alipay were fine. Damn it. , today’s scammers have all kept pace with the times!

15. Teacher: Please make a sentence using enemy. Student A: I drank 100 tons of dichlorvos yesterday. It tasted so good. Teacher: Get out of here! 100 bottles for you to drink!

16. A friend who is an urban management officer invited seven or eight people to have a late-night snack. While eating, they talked about work matters. The urban management friend said: Urban management has been criticized by others, and it is not very good now. Do. As soon as I started using my chopsticks, I didn’t know that the brother said something: The urban management itself is very bad! I can't find anyone to check out now.

17. My classmate's mother went shopping online and communicated with the store owner. I wanted to ask you if I could pay by cash on delivery? , the result is Can You Live Until Payment? . . . . . After a long time, the shop owner replied weakly: Dear! I fight for it. . .

18. Remember to ask a friend who has been working for three years, what is the most impressive thing in high school? Answer: The trembling hands of the cafeteria aunt. Can you understand?

19. All the departments worked overtime until late at night. A colleague, a girl, was called to the manager's office for some unknown reason. After a while, she came out angrily. It seemed that she had been criticized.

I saw the girl walking away with a red face and said angrily: "Working overtime is like being raped. The key is that I raped you, and I think you are not tight enough!"

20. When I was just smoking, I turned on the TV and saw that smoking can cause lung cancer and nasopharyngeal cancer. It was so scary. I was frightened and frightened, so I made up my mind. I made up my mind to never watch TV again. Damn, it’s too scary

21. I had an argument with my mother at night, and suddenly she ran over and turned off the light. I said: Mom, what are you doing? , she said: I have blocked you!

22. I suddenly remembered that when I was in college, my teacher wrote a couplet: The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous. The class committee's second line: The sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, the heaven and earth are magnificent! Later I was kicked out of the classroom because the second line I corrected was: you are MD, he is MD, you are MD!

Twenty-three, the ugly girl goes on a blind date. The boy couldn't help but drool. Sorry, I couldn't help it! The ugly girl was very happy: You are the first man who drooled when he saw me. I am so pretty and delicious. The boy said: There is no way. When I saw your big face, I thought of mooncakes, or five-nut mooncakes-- Acne is red beans, acne is sesame, warts are peanuts, wrinkles are walnuts, black teeth are melon seeds... The ugly girl cried and slammed the door. . .

24. Son: I only scored 25 points in the English test, but the scores in the whole class were very low. Mom: I don’t care what other people’s scores are, you can’t do it if you get such a low score! The next day, son: I scored 90 points in the math test. Mom: What about others?

25. Our generation is growing old accompanied by mobile phone cameras with increasingly higher pixels. I asked a girl: When do you think you are the most talented? She answered: When taking a selfie, one person is responsible for lighting, photography, action director, pre-arrangement, post-production, makeup artist, makeup artist, and viewfinder. When it's released, there will be guest writers, directors, and a publicity team! Me!

26. When I was in primary school, I thought kissing would lead to pregnancy. Fruit, what makes me even more speechless is that last year I thought black fungus was for eating and chrysanthemums were for making tea

Twenty-seven. An uncle hugged a cute girl on the bus. It was obvious It feels like an old cow eating young grass. The cute girl said: When you hug me like this, have you considered your wife's feelings? Uncle: I’ll go home and ask your mother.

28. Tenderness should be present, but not compromise. Life cannot be without pursuit. Without pursuit, the driving force of life will be lost. But don't force it. If you force it, you will make it difficult for yourself and make you feel unsatisfied everywhere. If you pursue things without being demanding or demanding, people will become free, happy, and happy.

Twenty-nine. Man: Are you still angry? Woman: Maybe you won’t be angry if you give me a box of ice cream. Man: Are you still breaking up? Woman: If you don’t give me an apple, we might break up. Man: Can you not quarrel next time? Woman: Then you have to give me another pack of spicy strips!

Thirty. Wukong: Master, I saw a blind man walking with a lantern on the road. What is the use of a blind man holding a lantern? Master: If he is afraid that others cannot see the road clearly, this is Confucianism; if he is afraid that others will bump into him, this is Mohism; if he thinks that when going out at night, he must light a lantern, this is Legalism; if he thinks that he wants to hit him, he must light a lantern. Why bother asking, it's Taoism; if he asks you to guess, it's Buddhism; if he's pretending to be blind, he's a politician.

31. My beautiful female colleagues take special care of me. I couldn't help it, but I had no choice but to stay away because the whole department knew that she had a special relationship with the boss! Until the boss calls me to the office and gives you two choices! Either leave the company immediately, or become boyfriend and girlfriend with xx! Finished! Take out a bank card and put it in front of me! Being single, I felt that happiness came too suddenly, but when I thought of her slightly bulging belly, I fell into deep thought!

Thirty-two, Sister Feng: Dear magician, please make me more beautiful! Magician: Why don't you go see a doctor? Sister Feng: There is nothing the doctors can do. Now I can only place my hope on magic. magician.

Thirty-three. I had a fight with my girlfriend some time ago and even beat her. I found that she started watching Detective Conan during this period. She has watched more than 500 episodes, and the way she looked at me Something doesn't feel right, and I don't know if it's too late to apologize now.

Thirty-four. A couple was reading a book together in a coffee shop. The man listened to the slow music and began to hum along. Woman: Hey, has anyone ever said that you sing well? Man: No. Woman: If not, don’t sing!

Thirty-five. Lao Zhang is dark and short, but he married a beautiful wife, but she stole him behind his back. After Lao Zhang found out, he lamented to his friends: I was born at the wrong time. If I had been born in the Song Dynasty and looked like this, and my wife had an affair, I might be Song Jiang! The friend said: Song Jiang still has to kill his wife. You are so piss-poor, at best you are just a Wu Dalang!

Thirty-six, I mustered up the courage to break up with my girlfriend of two years. She looked confused and said she had never dated me. Me: But we obviously often eat, go shopping, watch movies, and have sex together. She said confusedly: Isn't this the case between good friends?

Thirty-seven. I was out shopping, and there was a woman walking in front of me. She was quite normal at first, but suddenly she seemed to be possessed by a ghost. She was scratching everywhere, stomping her feet desperately, and talking nonsense. It was too scary to scream that I was in pain so late at night, so I called my friends and walked away quickly. I had an ominous premonition that I seemed to have flicked my cigarette butt on someone else

Thirty-eight, a pair of twin brothers , Zhao Zhao and Chao Chao! Zhao Zhao made an appointment with a beautiful woman to check into a room. After that, he said he would go out for a smoke. A few minutes later, Chao Chao came in, and so on! Chaochao came to me to complain: You said he was born to the same father! Crawled out of the same belly at the same time! The temperament and personality are the same! Why is that thing different! What did you say? He cried even harder: When it was my turn, the woman said that after smoking a cigarette, my penis lost a lot of weight!

39. Reporter: What is savings? Restaurant Procurement: Saving means recycling and reusing vegetables that no one else wants in the market. Restaurant chef: Saving means serving the leftover dishes to guests. Hotel Manager: Economy means passing on the dishes that the previous guest couldn’t finish to the next guest. Restaurant waiter: Saving means picking up the dropped vegetables...

Forty. A: Tell me, it's summer, why are you still buying sunnies in the supermarket? B: It should be an off-season promotion. C: Don't listen to his nonsense. This guy goes out without wearing glasses. What he sells is an electric fan.

41. When walking on the journey of life, what we touch is the multi-faceted life. There is no need to lament the difficulties or lament the frustrations; what we look at is the elegant soul, and there is no need to be emotional for nothingness or sinking. Lose your voice. Seeing does not mean seeing; seeing does not mean seeing clearly; seeing clearly does not mean understanding; understanding does not mean seeing through; seeing through does not mean seeing through. We truly grow when we know that face is the least important thing.

42. I have a crush on a beautiful girl at my desk in junior high school. I like to watch her smile, watch her read, and watch her answer questions. I pay attention to her all the time. She likes to wear skirts. Once she stood up To answer the question, I saw that her skirt was stuck in her butt, so I pulled it out for her, but she said, don’t touch my skirt, thinking, I will be disgusted, so I stuffed it back into her.

43. The weather is nice, so I’m going to buy a new pair of pants to wear! After shopping around for a long time, I finally found something I liked, so I went to the fitting room to change my pants. Because I was standing on one leg and couldn't control my balance well, I broke out of the door and fell all over. I will never forget the people around me looking at me. The look in your eyes when one leg is wearing pants and half of your butt is exposed

44. When a man loves you, even if someone tells him that you sleep at home every day, he will refute others. , I just want to raise my daughter-in-law to be fat and white, what? When he doesn't love you, even if you tidy up the house and keep the windows clean, he will step on you and say you didn't even mop the floor.

Forty-five, run 1,000 meters in the sports meeting. Snickers is eaten, Pulse is drunk, Red Bull is drunk, Gatorade is drunk, and Nike is worn. . . As a result, I sprained my foot while warming up. . A short sentence about a classic quotation that made me cry.

A short sentence about a classic quotation that made me cry:

1. Everyone has a story when they are young. A restless heart. Most of the sorrows in youth are illusions. Because I have never fallen to the point of breaking my head and bleeding, and I have never experienced the hardships of life, I don’t really know what pain feels like. Life is the best teacher. When you go through many vicissitudes of life, you will naturally learn to be quiet; when you are really desperate, you will naturally learn to rise up and fight your way out.

Only by cherishing the present can you not be afraid of the future.

2. A calm and unhurried demeanor is more heartwarming than an aggressive attitude.

3. The things that people can finally truly understand and appreciate are only things that are essentially the same as themselves.

4. These days, it is not uncommon to encounter love, sex, sweet words, sweet words, temptation, and heartbeat. The Internet is so developed and emotions are so cheap. There are many people who love someone with open mouth. It's rare to meet someone who is willing to understand themselves. Even if they don't understand something, they are willing to spend energy and patience to understand themselves.

5. The most disappointing feeling is: you can’t be someone else, and you can’t be yourself.

6. You have read some books, watched some movies, and lived some lives. You know clearly in your heart what is right and wrong, what kind of life is the safest, and what kind of person you will definitely not get hurt with. But one day a person appears, and you know in your heart that falling in love with him is wrong, and you can control your feelings and maintain calm on the surface. But one day, he takes the initiative to wave to you, and you will still walk over as if you have lost your soul, as if it was fate.

7. There are two realms in life, one is to be in pain without speaking, and the other is to laugh without speaking. Being in pain but not speaking is a kind of wisdom, smiling but not speaking is a kind of open-mindedness.

8. Being kind to yourself means not losing yourself and loving yourself. A person who doesn't even love himself, who can he expect to love him?

9. You are unhappy because you do not love yourself well and often consume yourself because of others.

10. It is better to miss each other than to meet each other; it is better to let it happen than to be entangled. The fastest way to get love is to give love. The fastest way to lose love is to hold onto it too tightly. The best way to keep love is to give it wings and let it fly. Happiness cannot withstand fussing, love is about two people living a good life together. There is only love or not, no compatibility or compatibility! For true love, just persevere. Without the purgatory-like running-in, how can there be a life-long romance that is in tune with each other!

11. Life is a process of cultivation, why use this one? Looking at people and things with an unfair heart has failed oneself and failed the years.

12. No matter where you go, no matter what greets you in the future, please set off with a sunny mood.

13. I have passed the age of showing off and being noisy. When I encounter something I like, I will work hard and do it. I no longer expect responses and encouragement from people around me, and I no longer care about the praise, criticism and words of others. . No more shouting around because of excitement, no more asking for understanding and comfort from others because of depression. Both the good and the bad have learned not to exaggerate or shout about it. I learned how to live a serious life in a humorous way.

14. Don’t forget those who have helped you, don’t hate those who have loved you, and don’t lie to those who trust you.

15. If you don’t read the world, how can you understand the four words of vicissitudes of life? If you don’t watch hundreds of beautiful flowers blooming, how can you know the prosperity and glitz. Only through experience can we understand.

The second short sentence of a classic quotation that made you cry:

1. When no one is warming you, you must learn to warm your right hand with your left hand.

2. From one city to another, you can only rely on your own efforts. Learn to grow up, learn to endure, and learn to hug your parents with a smile after crying.

3. Forgiving others’ mistakes is not necessarily a virtue. Ignoring one's own mistakes is the most irresponsible release.

4. I am very happy that someone finally saw through my true colors. I was tired of pretending.

5. I like to be alone, so I am close to everyone but alienated from everyone. I like silence, so I always come and go alone. I like to be indifferent, so I always sit in the dark.

6. God did not give us a chance to meet each other at the right time in this life.

7. There are some things that you can only say to yourself, and there are some things that can only be relieved if you understand them.

8. I want to be a selfish woman and selfishly have everything that belongs to me.

9. Is there such a person? No matter how much I miss him, I never see him again.

10. You have lived for another person for too long, now you have to be yourself.

11. Suddenly you miss someone very much, but find that you only have the right to miss them.

12. Many times, people often take the right path because they have no choice.

13. Since the heart cannot be the same as before, let it be completely broken.

14. You don’t have to tolerate it again and again in front of some people, and you can’t let others trample on your bottom line.

15. Love is when a person turns from a one-way street to a two-way street with a hazy mood.

16. If you don’t try to do things beyond your capabilities, you will never grow.

17. Loving someone means growing up with them over a long period of time and dying together in the last years of life.

18. There must be at least two impulses in a person's life, a desperate love, and a spontaneous trip.

19. When you can’t hold on, remember to tell yourself, hold on a little longer.

20. When I want to love you well, you are no longer around.

21. Why do I still feel heartache every time I see you? Is it because you planted something in my heart?

22. Always so cowardly, always looking at your back after you leave.

23. When we first met, I didn’t expect you to be so important to me.

24. Sometimes, the person you want the most is actually the person you should leave the most.

25. The biggest benefit of maturity is: what you couldn’t get before, you don’t want now.

26. It is because you have missed it that others will meet you; it is because others have missed it that you have the opportunity to have it.

27. The sunshine is gentle and the years are quiet. If you don’t come, how can I dare to grow old.

28. I feel like an insect gelled in amber.

29. I will never be able to find the original manuscript and then erase you with one stroke.

30. I looked away as I said it, but always lost to reality when I was smiling and intoxicated, just because I thought of the pain.