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Self-portrait in friends circle in 2020; Humorous talk about the photos I took in Daquan is very attractive.

1, girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find grey donkeys everywhere in the world.

2, youth will soon pass, without music, movies, lovers are not preservatives.

I am a man of principle. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

I can't afford the aa system now. I invented an aaB system, that is, you aa and I avoid it.

At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones.

6. A bad-tempered person like me can only get used to it.

7. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

Don't mess with me, or I will let you die rhythmically.

9. You think you have seen through what life is, but in fact you just can't play.

10, those who love me will get rich, and those who don't love me will move bricks.

1 1, life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape from changing channels.

12, the secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

13, how did you live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

14, you should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

15, doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

16, I like you so much that you will die.

17, there is no doubt that I am the lover of your dreams.

18, don't fall in love with me, hypocritical, capable we can get married.

19, if being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make a mistake again and again.

20. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

2 1. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one selfie out of 3,000.

22. Where did you fall? Just lie down.

23. The rest of your life is long. May you embrace yourself and strive to grow, with sunshine in your eyes and magnanimity in your smile.

24. My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories; Eat too much, sleep too much, think too much and spend too much.

25. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

26. If you don't work hard now, you will move bricks on other people's walls in the future.

27. There are some things that don't need to be argued. They obey on the surface and resist secretly.

28. Looks are not important, but ugliness is important.

29. Since I deleted you, the internet speed has been much faster.

Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

3 1, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance, giving you a low IQ, and not letting you appear uncoordinated.

32. I don't even want a basin for spilled water.

I devoted my most perfect years to compulsory education.

34, you really don't look down on fat people, thin down to death.

I'm not pretending, I'm just cheeky.

36. After Liu Hai has been around for a long time, suddenly meeting the street will be particularly insecure, and I always feel that others are watching me.