How do newcomers fish in the workplace?

Hi, hello, I'm a workplace stepless. Let me talk about how to fish gracefully and make the boss think that you are working hard.

1, form a good habit of drinking more water; Connect water frequently. If you drink too much water, you will naturally go to the toilet more.

2, insist on paid shit; Take a paid shit for six minutes every day, and there will be about 3.5 paid holidays in the last year.

3. Change the name of the chat group in your mobile phone to "XXX Project".

4. Prepare a good earphone and wear it even if you don't listen to anything, so that you can show yourself and "the customer is on the phone".

5. "Fishing" in front of the desk frowned from time to time and occasionally made some "waves" sounds.

6. Don't throw away all the discarded documents. If you put them on the table, it will keep you busy.

Of course, in addition to the above fishing tips, there are many ways to "fish" by external forces. The following table is a list of common fishing artifacts:

In addition to these, learning the shortcut keys commonly used in this computer can make you feel comfortable at work.