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The Prose of Big Brother Hall

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Brother-in-law, heavy drinker, vulgar tongue. There are five brothers in this family, this is the third, and there is a bachelor's second on it. These brothers continue the nature of their in-laws, and firecrackers have a bad temper. Because my family is poor, I haven't been to school much, I don't speak well, and I love to importune. When I learned about it, it really drove me crazy and I regretted it for a long time.

When I came to this house, my eldest brother and sister-in-law had separated and lived in the resettlement site below five minutes' walk. I don't like visiting and I'm not familiar with it, so I don't have much time to go. I gradually found that several brothers were rude. No one called me brother, but everyone called me boss. I naturally followed them and stopped calling me brother.

From the moment I entered the door, I didn't have much affection for these guys. They are all five big and three thick, with rough faces, hot and loud voices and vulgar debauchery.

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My mother-in-law will tell me about my eldest brother and sister-in-law in her spare time. Therefore, the male chauvinist eldest brother used his weak eldest sister-in-law as an outlet, and often bullied menstruation with a two-ball temper. We despise such people in our bones. What is a man who takes beating and scolding women as a spice of life?

Sister-in-law is of medium height and thin. She doesn't talk much and has no opinion. In my mind, she is just a gyro that has been running, but the speed is a little slow. The endurance of the old ox, coupled with cowardice and illiteracy, will inevitably be oppressed.

When I came, my nephew was in the fifth grade and my niece had been studying for a year. A pair of children didn't change the boss's character, but his fucking poor days and heavy physical labor made his temper even hotter. Everything in Sister-in-law's family is decided by men. She is like a puppet at the mercy of men. A little rough, scold, are commonplace, she dare not talk back, let men fuck eight generations of ancestors, once a mouth addiction. My mother-in-law is very helpless, and everyone takes it for granted. I am the only one who complains about my sister-in-law's weakness.

The boss not only loves wine, but also is a snob. He likes to curry favor with the rich and get drunk when he drinks too much together. I remember one spring, just after sowing wheat, I went to the table with my drinking friends early in the morning. According to the boss himself, Sister-in-law didn't have enough snacks and drinks, and she felt very humiliated and met some unsatisfactory things. After people left, he went crazy with alcohol. Overturning the table, breaking the dishes, and still not feeling avenged, I picked up the chopping board and the chopping board and threw it at the eldest sister-in-law, smashing the door frame and smashing the glass. Sister-in-law ran around the yard with her smashed arm to avoid crying. Those who came to stop the fight were also blown away by the bad words.

My sister-in-law ran out of the house under the threat of violence. My sister-in-law, who lives diagonally across the street, didn't dare to stop the fight. She just didn't trust her sister and let the man follow her back to her family. For these things, he bears a grudge, stays away from his sister-in-law's house, and spits.

This time, the eldest sister-in-law's three younger brothers didn't comply. How can they bully people like this? A phone call was made to my cousin, who was then the secretary of the township party Committee. My cousin is a man's brother-in-law They are relatives of uncles and aunts, so they have to knock on the door and take it out on their sister. At this time, my mother-in-law passed away, and my brother-in-law was still very prestigious. This is not good. I quickly settled down and promised to solve it. I told you not to come to you, or I'll be in trouble.

Our brother-in-law didn't know about it until he came, which made him feel unreasonable. How come... Later, my boss asked me to call my sister-in-law, and I took the opportunity to scold him. Because the child is too young to go out. What's the matter? Let me help you block the arrow. No After living in her house for more than two months, the eldest sister-in-law can't leave the child at home and let the boss fool her back. Later, when I scolded her, I put up with it myself and never ran to my parents' house again.

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Time hasn't changed, big brother, and temper remains the same. The children are married, and the daughter-in-law is big, beautiful and capable, and her mouth is not forgiving. You come in, you become this home. I still don't like the overbearing way that my father-in-law often scolds my mother-in-law. Coupled with differences of opinion and conflicts, I later moved to the city to rent a house and live alone, leaving my grandson to go to school at home. When he looks calm, the boss is also quite generous, and his speech is quite decent, a little manly, and it also makes the eldest sister-in-law smile. My eldest brother does all the housework. My sister-in-law is the kind of domestic nanny who can't even spend money. She doesn't know how to live without her eldest brother's orders. There is a lot of land, and the work is very hard. Many times, the life of two people is still chaotic.

Every time I go to the market to sell vegetables, I see my boss leaning against the vegetable cart and drinking with a bottle in the morning. He's too drunk to be cheated, right? The boss wholesales vats to buy wine, and then the mineral water bottle drinks more than a kilo a day. The bottle of work does not leave the pocket, saying that it is to relieve fatigue, and the whole drunkard is supporting his life. It was a rainy day in July, so he weighed a kilo a day.

I joked, "aren't you too hot?" How many tons have you drunk these years? I'm afraid you don't understand? "

He said vaguely, "I have given up smoking, and this is the only hobby left." You can't live without drinking! Isn't it only a few dollars a day? "

Once, the boss quarreled with his fourth daughter-in-law. The boss took a bottle in one hand and rested on her hips in the other, took a sip of wine, stretched his neck forward, scolded a bunch of swearing words, and then took another sip, stretched it hard, and a bunch of swearing words, much like a rooster crowing. It's a shame to make people all over the street. They are not ashamed, and they curse happily.

Fortunately, the boss has been in a bad temper for decades and has never sent it to me. He whispered to someone privately: "The Third Daughter-in-law is the most reasonable in our family, and we can't curse." Because he cultivates the most land, and both of them work very slowly, he has really helped him for many years. After all, we are brothers and it is right to support each other. Always keep a long distance from him.

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It was not until he left that I began to change the name of boss and call him big brother with a gratitude to my brothers.

I fell off my bike and broke my kneecap because I drank too much. Because he loves drinking, high blood pressure found him. I didn't take medicine in time, and I had a sudden cerebral infarction two years ago. Fortunately, I got timely treatment and left no sequelae.

Since being requisitioned, eldest brother has received more than 500,000 compensation for young crops and greenhouses because he has more land and relatively more seedlings. As a result, the boss, who had lived a tight life for half his life, finally stood tall and straightened up. After paying off all foreign debts, my nephew bought a high-end car. Brother's drinking level has also climbed.

After land acquisition, the government will pay a one-time pension to villagers over 18 years old from the compensation. Big brother and his wife have reached the age of collecting. This time, when the boss spoke, he did a good job! Riding a motorcycle and dancing in the square dance every day, just like the old lady in the city, she entered the hotel to participate in free health disease treatment, listened to lectures, and became fascinated with buying health care products to protect her body, spending a lot of money and getting out of control.

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Never dreamed. Later, because I was involved in the building, my eldest brother and I had a red face. From then on, I met our family and became a stranger.

In July last year, resettlement houses entered the distribution stage. The bachelor and the second child in the family are one person and one household, which makes many people suffer from pink eye, including the captain. Families with the same problem in other teams are all allocated according to normal households. But our team was born with architecture.

One day, for that building, my boss and brother Wu called me.

After letting them into the house, the eldest brother said directly, "Do you have anything to do with the second child?"

I asked, "What is the way to participate?"

"Want to participate, just write something as a basis. The second bachelor, this building will be the direct property of our family in the future, and now we have to take care of these things. When the second child is gone, you will distribute it equally. " I see. It turns out that money is used to buy out family ties.

To tell you the truth, I'm not interested in these at all. Being together for many years, being familiar with the temperament of these people is like being familiar with the lines on your fingers. I don't want to get involved in these disputes and suffer indignities. So there is no saying.

Big brother said he wanted a drink. When I know his hobbies, I usually pretend I don't understand. I asked for it, but I couldn't get rid of it. I brought him a bottle of wine and started chatting. I joked, "Maybe we're all dead and our second child is still alive. Do you believe it? " Because he has never been ill because he wears less and eats badly. This is a long way to go! "He hey hey answer.

He asked me to write, but I couldn't get rid of it. This has to go to the notary office to have legal effect. I was so dizzy that I forgot that he had been drinking for a long time and casually said, "I really don't want to participate in these things in your family." The latter questions should be left to young people. I don't want to care. " He jumped up from the sofa and pointed at my nose with hatred: "You are the head of the family. Why did you push the soft boat at this time? " Still saying this shit? "A look is not good, to avoid. He pressed hard, and the bus palm tried to fan it. When my grandson saw it, he ran to protect me, punched my grandfather in the leg with his little fist and began to cry. I'm so angry that I won't fight. What a dick ball. As soon as he saw something bad, he dragged it home.

This incident became the fuse, making the attachment of family become fragile and untouchable. Still unconvinced, telling my daughter-in-law to leave my family alone in the future is a gesture of breaking up. The daughter-in-law knows the virtue of the old man and stinks at him: "Why didn't you talk like this when you were poor? It's the same with you in your own house. Look at your relatives and friends. Who are you surrounded by? What did Third Aunt do to you? Is it necessary to hold a grudge like this? "

God, just a few dollars, decades of affection will be ignored, leaving a sad place in the air that I can't wake up in my thinking. I really don't know who to blame. Confused by this boss with an inflated nature.