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What are the moments when you were crying by your own stupidity?
2. In the tree-lined path of the library at night, several couples embraced each other passionately, and I was the only one.
3. Showing off Bai Piao's rare skin with his classmates, he sent me a picture and told me that it was a scarf knitted by his partner himself.
4. When I went to the canteen, my classmate forgot his card, so I lent him mine.
When I went to ask him for money, he asked me in surprise: Do you want to pay back all this money? You are too picky.
5. When I was a freshman, I met something very happy and ran back to the dormitory in a hurry. When I opened the door, I remembered that behind the door, it was no longer the high school bastards.
6. After a long hesitation, I finally got up the courage to run for class cadre.
I finally finished my speech. When I stepped down, I heard two girls pointing at me and whispering to each other: he was dressed in vulgar clothes and his accent was funny.
7. Now I know that double-clicking the screen is the fastest way to praise.
8. My roommate asked me to go to the movies and told me that imax is the only thing that is interesting. Looking at the ticket price, one ticket actually costs more than 6 yuan, enough to eat for three days. In the end, I can only lie to him that I have something to do and make an appointment next time.
9. My roommate shouted, Look at the crowd. I just sent a video, which is so funny. Everyone else laughed after reading it, and I opened the only dormitory group, which was blank.
1. I went to dinner with my classmates. I ate slowly in order to wait for him. As a result, after he finished eating, he stood up and left.
11. I thought I had made a wandering friend, but I heard secrets from another person that I had never told anyone.
12. Make an appointment with my classmates to take the CET-4 together and meet at the entrance of the dormitory. The next morning, after waiting for a long time, I didn't see him. I met his roommate and told me that he had left early.
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