Stupid and funny. Tell me about it.

When I passed you, my clothes were scratched and I didn't see any sparks.

You can only put chopsticks if you can afford them now.

Get a haircut and change your mood; I talked about leisure and gave my heart, but I couldn't get love. In order not to affect my mood, I no longer flatter myself.

Smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is beautiful.

Every time I borrow money from my friend, he always says, I'll borrow it from that one.

No force is arrogant, and the most irritating thing is that you always brag and force yourself to be tough, and you are yelling.

Boyfriends don't smoke, drink or fight.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

It's not good for you now, even if you live in vain.

Thousands of Baidu searched him, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me …

It is better to do bad things with leaders than to do good things with leaders.

Whether friends or sisters, there is no afterlife in this life.

Men's careers are dominated by women, who fight for marriage before marriage and hook up after marriage.

What about failure? God has given me the ultimate useful talent.

Oh, you're welcome, or next time I'll set off firecrackers at the door to welcome you out of the toilet.

Individuals, see through everything with secular eyes.

Does the meat hurt when liposuction is performed? No, it will be at the checkout.

I said don't be so casual. Do whatever you want. It won't happen again. You will commit a crime.

Singles Day is coming, birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes give birth, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs give birth. What are you waiting for?

Pick up a precious bottle of eye drops by the roadside and take it home. Who will pour the glue in?

I'm a joke you can't afford. Be careful to swallow your teeth into your stomach.

There is no such reason. I haven't had enough fun yet, and school will start again.

Colleague A: When will our salary be 5000 yuan a month? Colleague B: Wait for a catty of cabbage in 200 yuan.

The beauty of knowledge lies in chaos; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets; The beauty of men lies in lying during the day.

My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

You are so creative and brave to live.

Your advantages are beautiful, but a little inconspicuous.

Without business and people, what can we say about benevolence and righteousness?

The process of making money is spiritual enjoyment, and the result of making money is for material enjoyment.

Whenever I want to cherish it, you fucking leave first.

Girls are really valuable, and their prices are higher. If there are rich women, you can throw them both away.

Treacherous people are not brothers. Don't defile the word.

The house price should be shared in the log.

Qian Shan Wanshui always gives me more, okay?

Either endure it or be cruel. I won't hit you. You don't know that I am both civil and military.

In another 50 years, I will be an antique. Come and pick me up now.

Watching the time in bed every morning is not getting up, but how long you sleep.

Are you a monkey? What Hong Haier said to Wukong

When we heard the boss say that he would be fined again, we knew that it should be his private money that was spent on the little lover.

Look how sweet you smile, just like Pan Jinlian, the four beauties.

Nobody accepts me when I'm drunk. I'll hold the wall

When I think of sending you charcoal, it won't snow in the sky

Before love, the relationship between men and women was always a bit ambiguous.

I am an actor, and my eyes turn at the sight of beautiful mm. ...

I walked past a thousand people, and I can clearly hear your footsteps, because 999 people stepped on the earth and you stepped on my heart. ........

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