Talk about the space of being upset and wanting to curse.

1. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Let's take a walk and see who is dissatisfied with biting.

2. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

What is hateful is actually not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

4. A MM called me: "Come to my house? No one at home; I ran away excitedly. I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one at home.

5. Modern women are great. They are lonely in the world and get pregnant before they know it. They have children and no father.

6. I am proud, proud that the earth is still being trampled by me.

7. God has deceived everyone, and only hell is the best. The Buddha knew this truth, so he said: whoever goes to hell, I will not go to hell, and whoever goes to hell.

8. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately … it finally killed all the students.

9. If you don't turn over the books in the exam, you are a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

10. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one. Yeah!

1 1. At the end of class, the students shouted: The teacher has worked hard. The class teacher said: The students will suffer again.

12. Don't always mention others to your brother. Tell others more about my brother when you are free.

13. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

14. Seeing the full face of the moon, I finally understand that the moon represents my heart.

15. I found ten yuan by the roadside and gave it to the cashier in the Internet cafe. The cashier took the money and nodded to me. I am happy to say: Give me a membership.

16 Life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

17 Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

18 since you came to this world, do you have to go back alive?

19 love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, but there are many pigs on the road.

Don't talk to me about my conscience. I didn't. I just donated it the other day.

2 1 Look! My heart is broken like this jiaozi trap.

If Furong and Chris Lee fell into the water and gave you a brick, who would you hit first? * * Answer: Whoever helps me will hit people.

Aunt: lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

I want to kill Baidu because it knows too much.

I finally understand the difficulty of pickpockets. Nobody took his hand, so he put it in someone else's pocket.

Smoking a cigarette shortens life by five seconds, and smiling increases life by ten seconds. So I laugh first when I smoke, and I earn five more seconds for my life.

27. Two tigers and two tigers, falling in love, all men and all men, really abnormal.

28. Women in the new era can't get out of the kitchen when they go to the hall, climb over the fence, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

The hero is sad about Beauty Pass, whose name is Zhao Benshan.

30. There are so many arrogant people in the country.

3 1 The bird thief is the first bird king, and the curse is the first curse.