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Funny circle of friends suitable for single dog on Tanabata.
1, I need a boyfriend to help me with my lessons on Tanabata.
I don't remember you seeing this man last year.
3. Is it bad to be a dog? Why are you in love?
4. Tanabata is coming, I miss you and live alone.
5. Hello, everyone. I am a life-long honorary member of single dog Anti-Xiulian Love Alliance.
6. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.
7. The so-called hero doesn't ask for a way out, and the bachelor doesn't look at his age.
8. Beautiful people spend Tanabata alone quietly, while ugly people are desperate to show their love.
9. Recruit ten girlfriends online, and be the captain in private first.
10, happy girls are beautiful alone, so don't arrange it.
1 1, Tanabata is just a reminder for me in the middle of summer vacation.
12, I waited for Qixi, but I didn't wait for you I love.
13, just on Qixi. It's no big deal. It's just someone kissing me. .
14, this year, you celebrate Tanabata, and I drink my 7-up!
15, I am a socialist successor, how can I talk about being immersed in love?
16, wait for the wind, wait for the rain, wait for your arm to turn to me. 17, do you accept idle children? I'm free anyway.
18, I will play for a day on Tanabata, and one pair will be eliminated.
19, tanabata, if I can't think of an accident, it's none of my business.
20. Love can be late, but not take-away.
2 1, please don't call me-single dog, what is my code name? A lone wolf? .
22. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.
23. Tanabata, the day of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, has nothing to do with each other.
24. When single brothers walk together, whoever holds hands first is the dog.
25. Someone just confessed. Congratulations.
26、? Is Tanabata still alone? ? Half a person. I'm afraid to scare you. ?
27. I am still young. I only celebrate June 1 day, but Tanabata. Thank you.
28. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.
29. It's very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.
30. This year's Tanabata doesn't accept gifts, only boyfriends. 3 1, decided to play Lianliankan all day today, and a pair is a pair.
32. To ask the world what Qixi is is to kill single dog.
33. Perilla, don't you want to taste the fairy?
34. How much dust along the way.
35. Boyfriends are not stingy, unassuming, lazy and nonexistent.
I hope my friends like the funny circle of friends sent by single dog on Tanabata. Every sentence is funny. I like it and remember it!
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