The most classic love story is a mistake if it looks good.

The most classic love story is a mistake if it looks good.

1, if it is a mistake to look good, then I am all wet; If loveliness is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's hard to be a man! You are fine, you are right, you are innocent. I envy you!

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

I secretly love you, but I have been afraid to tell you. This table is a little small. When I met you, my heart was always pounding, and sometimes I even wanted to hold you.

4. Give me a small part of your heart and take away all of mine!

My family name is me, and I love you! Miss you! I understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! The nickname is chasing you! My friend asked me to take care of you! You can let me kiss you!

6, mala Tang summer is long, the rolling heat wave has nowhere to hide, the heart is black and flustered, and Venus is sweating on his head; Thinking of you in my heart is like eating cold candy, my heart is cold, and it is like an air-conditioned room no matter how hot it is!

7. Love is a dish: put emotions into the pot of fate, sprinkle with happy oil, sprinkle with happy sugar, pour a bottle of sour vinegar, add bitter salt and colored pepper, and make the years miserable. When you have various flavors, this dish can be served.

8. Napoleon said to Josephine: I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, just like on the equator.

9. When you are hungry, I am your meal; When you are thirsty, I am your water; When you are sick, I am your good medicine; I am your punching bag when you are depressed; When you got married, I was your lover! Marry me!

10, you are the cup when I drink water and kiss you; You are my pillow when I sleep. Love you. The stars in the sky are the eyes that shed tears when I miss you, and the waning moon is the heart that splits in two when I miss you!

1 1, dear, for you, I will cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation, and I will overcome any difficulties! If it doesn't rain, I will find you on time on Sunday!

12, honey, do you really want to meet? Then you have to promise: if I turn around and run away, don't pull me. If I faint on the spot, you should give me artificial respiration, remember to breathe hard.

13, Japanese writer Naoko Shimanaka once said to a woman she just met: I think I have a crush on you for a long time. Romain rolland: I fell in love with you before you were born.

14. If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will go out. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No So I still love you.

15, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be an idle bug and chew you!

16. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

17, if the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I'd rather it was you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But the government has no regulations, so forget it!

18, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am by your side, and you don't know that I love you!

2020 funny phrase: If having money is also a mistake, then I would rather make mistakes again and again.

1, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to ensure that sometimes you need to pat your ass and leave.

2, people are unlucky, drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

3, lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting, love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

Chatting with a person who has no sense of humor is nothing more than embarrassment.

The math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions, and as a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

6. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

If Bill Gates can get one yuan every time he restarts his computer, he will be rich.

8. I am convinced that a woman will come into this world because of my suffering.

9. The route used to be simple, but walking reveals the sexy essence.

10, when there is no money, there are a group of friends; There are a group of bodyguards when you have money.

1 1. People can't hide three things: cough, poverty and love. The more you try to hide, the more glass you are.

12. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are.

13, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

14, save the last sip of water for comrades in need, and give me that bottle of orange juice.

15, an old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west and sent a bucket of oil before he left. As my old friend walked, he thought, this boy is really picky.

16, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why not look around?

17, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, I can't have both, and I left.

18, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.

19, started membership, red diamonds, yellow diamonds and green diamonds. A month has passed, and I still have nothing.

20. The most regrettable thing is that I failed to overturn the nine-year compulsory education.

2 1, shout after me: money is coming, money is coming, and as a result, money really falls from the sky. Alas, it turned out to be a dream.

22. If you don't love me, kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

23. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

24. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

25. You walked into my world quietly, but left me coldly after hurting me.

26. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

27.look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

28. If Tencent Weibo is a vegetable vs a zombie, then Sina Weibo is an angry bird.

29. You must have serious procrastination, otherwise, aren't you dead?

30, Lotus Peak Three Dreams, Moon Bridge for a lifetime. There is spring dawn every year, and there is no need to be too disappointed if you have a dream.

3 1, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, I just want to, I just want to sleep and get paid to eat a big meal.

32. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

33. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

34, there is always a virus in the brain, nothing to smoke, just be anti-virus.

The best thing about my sister is that she can be a gangster and a writer without relying on alcohol and tobacco.

36. In fact, the daily shift is short, and the computer passes as soon as it is turned on and off.

37. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.

38. When others look back, that person is already at the grating. I looked back to see where the man was.

Wolves are not as strong as lions and tigers, but they will not be fooled in the circus.

40. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

4 1. If one day men all over the world have their period, I will sell hygiene classics.

42, this weather, what do you want to eat, take it out to dry.

43. My ideal is to pick a load of shit and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

44, computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with homework.

45. My sister has been imitating others, but when I look back, I find that I have surpassed everyone.

46. Familiarity with mobile phones has really reached an inseparable level.

47. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

48. At the end of the year, if you don't pay the year-end bonus or raise your salary, you are playing hooligans.

49. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

50. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

Boy joke encyclopedia: if it is a mistake to be handsome, then I am willing to make a mistake again.

1. If I don't marry in ten years, and you don't marry, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

2. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make mistakes again.

After the English listening test, I realized that some words are only for people who understand.

Don't praise me handsome behind my back, which is known all over the world.

I have been favored by the sun since summer. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

6. Don't be silly. In this hot summer, only mosquitoes never leave you.

7. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

8. As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why kill each other!

9. Why does the holiday feel so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday.

10. When sorting out the mobile phone, I found that there were many people's black history in the photo album of the mobile phone. I hope they can buy it back when they have money.

1 1. I heard that the mobile phone would radiate under the pillow, which scared me to throw the pillow away immediately.

12. Don't tell me that you changed my liking for you. I like you, you don't like me, but you've changed!

13. It will scare you to death. I have majored in selling cute since kindergarten.

14. I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. It's okay. You may be dead.

15. Opening a pack of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square, and bringing a pack of tissues in school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

16. Honey, I can help you keep out the wind. Don't block my electric fan.

17. The aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

18. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. I didn't study well when I was a child because I was afraid to look at the blackboard.

19. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this illusion does not exist every day.

20. Brother, stop touching it. Touch the top and find out. Everything you touch is running water and your hair is falling out. How to sell it in the future? This peach is fresh. Forget it if you don't buy it.

2 1. Don't say enough waves, come to me again and say you want to have a home. This is not a garbage collection station.

22. I have three brothers, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What's my name?

23. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

24. Girls, a boy slaps you gently to make you coquetry, not to make you fight back ten times harder.

25. When I'm not around, go home quickly after going out, don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

26. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

27. It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.

28. A man like me who can attack and endure, be cute and fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy, unrestrained and proud, you deserve it.

29. I want to see if you are uglier when you are asleep than when you are awake.

30. I have been favored by mosquitoes since long summer. I told the mosquito to contact the rain and dew, but he wouldn't listen, so he bit me, so he bit me.

Related boys are funny, tell me about Daquan.

The boy said humorously: I have passed my grades, but it can't change the fact that I am handsome anyway.

Said you were handsome and funny. It's not that I like you because you look good, but that you give me a feeling that no one can give.

1, when misunderstood, it is useless to say anything, which is the most helpless me.

I want to take your family name with my name. Never regret.

3. When China is developed. Ask foreigners to translate classical Chinese.

4. It's only one day that can pass forever. Can't flow away, but it will always be sincere feelings, caring and eternal touch.

I just hope you don't hate me so much. (yiyi original)

6. In fact, the most important significance of Where is Dad Going is that these babies still have such wonderful memories when they grow up to see these videos.

7. Being alive is the last word.

8. Others may see your scars, but they won't feel your pain after all.

9. Every time I cry, I fantasize that someone will hug me tightly.

10, people can take out their nose bubbles to play if they are bored.

1 1, there is a personal exercise book, and no footprints have been left.

12, I like you not because you are good-looking, but because you give me a feeling that no one can give.

Thank you for treating me like a plague.

14, you sang a green love song, as if the happy time never left.

15, may the person I loved when I was seventeen become my partner when I was seventy.

16, did you have a nightmare? Well, what dream is not your dream?

17, I usually like to laugh and make fun of others, but I just don't want to be alone.

18, I know nothing about love, because I am still a child! ! !