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3. Time and time

Lost time is gone forever. This is what I learned very clearly last semester. I spent so much time doing nothing that my grades began to decline. I finally realized that I had to do something. It's time to change.

Now I have a new plan to use my time wisely. I set the alarm clock forward for half an hour. This will give me a good start to the day. I also decided to record what I did and when. Reviewing what I have done will give me some ideas on how to rearrange my time.

Time is gone forever, which is a clear lesson I learned last semester. I wasted too much time wandering around and my grades began to decline. At last I realized that I had to do something; It's time to change my ways.

Now I have a new way to use my time wisely. I have set my alarm clock half an hour earlier, which will make my day's work and rest start earlier. I also decided to record everything I did and the time when I did it. Looking back on what I have done will enlighten me on how to rearrange my time.

4. Work and play Work and play

Work and pleasure are not contradictory; In fact, the two complement each other. As the saying goes, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." A life overwhelmed by work will make you accomplish nothing, because you will get tired of the daily routine. On the other hand, proper entertainment will relieve the tension and discomfort in our monotonous life, because it provides you with various ways to release depressed emotions.

What I usually do to relax after school is jogging and watching movies. Usually I don't take time out to exercise, but I attach great importance to physical education class at school. Jogging for a few laps on the playground can certainly relieve the stress of the day. On weekends, I will go to the morning movies and enjoy the visual enjoyment. I feel refreshed and energetic for next week's work.

Work and play do not conflict with each other. In fact, the relationship between them is complementary. There is an old saying: "All work and no play makes a dull boy.". A life overwhelmed by the burden of work will make you accomplish nothing, because you will get tired of routine. On the other hand, moderate recreational activities can provide various channels for you to vent your depressed emotions and reduce the tension and unhappiness in monotonous life.

After school, my most common leisure activities are jogging and watching movies. Usually I don't set aside time for sports, but I attach great importance to physical education class at school. Jogging for a few laps on the playground can undoubtedly relieve the stress of the day. Go to the morning movies on weekends and enjoy a visual feast. In this way, I will be as energetic as regeneration to face the workload next week.

My first job, my first job.

My first job was in a cram school. That was three years ago, I just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. I had nothing to do that summer, so I decided to find a job and enjoy the happiness of independence.

I am responsible for answering the phone and recording information. I work eight hours a day and six days a week. This work is neither difficult nor heavy for me. I think I have done well. Perhaps the happiest thing is that I can spend all the money I earn.

My first job was in a cram school. That was three years ago, I just graduated from junior high school and took the entrance exam. Since I have been idle all summer, I might as well get a job and taste the joy of making money independently.

I am responsible for answering the phone and recording information. I work eight hours a day and six days a week. That job is neither difficult nor heavy for me, so I think I am quite competent. And the happiest thing is probably to spend all the money you earned!

6. My favorite sport, my favorite sport

Exercise helps everyone keep healthy, happy and efficient. So I pay special attention to sports, especially table tennis. Table tennis is my favorite sport. I play almost every day.

Table tennis is an ideal sport for us because it can mobilize the whole body's strength. It strengthens our muscles, dilates our lungs, promotes blood circulation and makes our skin healthy. Besides, it's very interesting and it doesn't cost us much money. Table tennis is moderate; It's not as intense as football. This is an indoor game that can be played even in rainy days. Therefore, this is my favorite sport.

Exercise can help everyone keep healthy, happy and efficient. So I pay special attention to sports, especially table tennis, which is my favorite sport. I play almost every day.

Table tennis is an ideal sport for us, because it can make our whole body exercise, it can strengthen our muscles, expand our lungs, promote blood circulation, and make our skin have a healthy effect. Besides, it's interesting and inexpensive. Table tennis is quite moderate, not as rough as football. This is an indoor sport and can be played even in rainy days. Therefore, table tennis is my favorite sport.

7. Fox and Rooster Fox and Rooster

One morning, a fox saw a rooster. He thought, "This is my breakfast. ''

He walked up to the rooster and said, "I know you sing very well." Can you sing a song for me? The rooster is very happy. He closed his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw it, grabbed it in his mouth and took it away.

People in the field saw foxes. They shouted, "Look, look! The fox took the rooster. ''

The cock said to the fox, "Mr. Fox, do you understand?" People say you took their dicks. Tell them this is yours. Not theirs. ''

The fox opened his mouth and said, "The rooster is mine, not yours. Just then, the rooster ran away from the fox and flew to the tree.

One morning, a fox saw a rooster. This is my breakfast, he thought.

He walked up to the rooster and said to him, "I know, you sing very well." Can you sing a song for me? " The rooster is very happy. He closed his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw it, grabbed it, put it in his mouth and left.

People in the field saw the fox. Shouting: "Look, look! The fox caught the cock and ran away. " The rooster said to the fox, "Mr. Fox, can you understand?" People think you took the rooster. Tell them it's yours, not theirs. "

The fox opened his mouth and said, "The rooster is mine, not yours." Just then, the rooster ran out of the fox's mouth and ran under the tree.

8. city mice and country mice

Once upon a time there were two mice. They are friends. A mouse lives in the country; Another mouse lives in the city. Many years later, the country mouse saw the city mouse; He said, "Be sure to visit me at my house in the country." So the city mouse went. The city mouse said, "This food is not good, and neither is your house. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in this city. You will live in a beautiful stone house. You will have delicious food. You must come and see me at my home in the city. "

The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. This is a very nice house. Delicious food is ready for them. But just as they began to eat, they heard a loud noise. The city mouse cried, "Run! Run! Here comes the cat! " They ran away quickly and hid.

After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. It is better to be happy because of poverty than to be afraid because of wealth. "

Once upon a time, there were two mice. They are good friends. One mouse lives in the country and the other in the city. Many years later, the country mouse met the city mouse and said, "You must come to my country home." So the city mouse went. The country mouse took him to his home in the field. It finds all the best food for city mice. The city mouse said, "this dish is not delicious, and your home is not good either." Why do you live in a hole in the field? " You should move to the city. You can live in a beautiful house made of stone and eat delicious food. You should visit my home in the city. "

The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. The house is beautiful and delicious food is prepared for them. But just as they were about to start eating, they heard a loud noise. The mouse in the city shouted, "Run! Run! Here comes the cat! " They ran away and hid as fast as possible.

After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. " Because being poor but happy is better than being rich but living a life of fear. "

9. But the teacher cried, but the teacher cried.

Six-year-old John is spoiled. His father knows this, but his grandmother dotes on him. He hardly ever left her side. When he wants something, he either cries or loses his temper. Then on his first day at school, he left his grandmother's loving arms for the first time.

When he came home from school, his grandmother greeted him at the door.

"How's school?" She asked, "How are you? Did you cry? "

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, the teacher cried!"

Six-year-old John is spoiled. His father knows this, but his grandparents still spoil him. The child hardly leaves his grandmother. What he wants is either crying or making noise. On the first day of school, he left his grandmother's arms.

John was out of school, and his grandmother met him at the door and asked, "How was school? How are you doing? Did you cry? "

"Cry?" John asked, "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did."

10. Mixed doubles

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

Nick: Yes, sir. One tenth. I saw it last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said, "Wash your dirty linen in public."

PE teacher: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, children?

Nick: Yes, sir, often. I just saw it last night!

PE teacher: Then tell us something about the situation at that time.

Nick: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. My father always said, "Wash your dirty linen in public."

Joke:

Two bills.

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

fishing net

"Can you tell me what fishing nets are made of, Ann?"

"Many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

fishnet

"Ann, can you tell me what the fishing net is made of?" The teacher asked.

"Fishing nets are made of many small holes tied together with ropes," the little girl replied.

New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

"George, what do you think of your new teacher?" His mother asked.

"Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

Physics examination

In a physics exam, Nick finished the first question quickly, while his classmates were still thinking hard.

The question is: when it thunders, why do we see lightning first and then hear thunder?

Nick's answer is: because our eyes are in front of our ears.

Physics examination

In a physics exam, while the students were still thinking hard, Nick quickly answered the first question.

The question is: Why do we always see the lightning first and then hear the thunder when it thunders?

Nick's answer is: because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind.