Tell me some humorous phrases when you go out to play

1. Talking about the mood of hanging out with friends

Original publisher: Li Pengya

Talking about hanging out with friends Part 1: With friends Talk about being together 1. When best friends stay together, they will always be young and energetic; throw away all their worries, happiness is the most important thing; with you by my side, I will never be alone in life. I wish you a happy March 7 Girls' Day and may we be together in the next life. 2. My sister is responsible for making money to support the family, and you are responsible for looking beautiful. Sister is responsible for fighting for the world, and you are responsible for stealing vegetables and picking flowers. Women's Day is here. Dear husband, husband and wife, you have worked hard. I wish you a happy holiday! 3. The eight sides are exquisite and cute. I have good hobbies and love. The eight immortals crossing the sea are not bad, not bad, really not bad. Women's Day is coming soon. I wish you a happy Women's Day! 4. It’s not because I’m in an ivory tower that I say I love the world. After knowing how dark, dirty, and ugly things are outside, you still want to say such things. 5. There is always that moment that brings unforgettable warmth; there is always that drizzle that washes away the troubled clouds and melancholy; there is always that scene that embellishes the beautiful spring; there is always that bright moon that reflects the good dreams; there is always that That period of blessings, happiness and joy! 6. Flowers always bloom, water always flows, and we are destined to be sisters; our hearts are connected, our hands are held together, and we are never separated through hardships and hardships. On Sisters' Day, may our friendship last forever. I wish my dear sisters happiness and eternal happiness. 7. Drink less juice and eat more fruit, eat less snacks and drink more water, sit less and stand more, think less and watch more, talk less and do more, be nostalgic and longing more. 8. I don’t want you to make a mess of yourself. Experiencing life is another thing, and it does not mean depravity and indulgence. Never agree with those who pretend to be cool and alternative. They are excuses for people who have nothing to do and let themselves go. 9. A girl with a fluttering skirt arrived, and her eyes lit up with suspicion of a goddess. The smile is all over her face and her cheeks are rosy, and her black hair hanging down her shoulders is even more enchanting. Her red lips and white teeth are enviable, and her singing voice is pitiful. He is well-educated and knowledgeable, and countless heroes are competing to bow down. Girls' Day is here, may you stay young and beautiful forever 2. Give me some humorous sentences

You have more friends, but you are not less lonely. If you don't have your friends, what will happen if you have the best technology in the world? All human talents are nothing more than a mixture of time and patience

Do you think I have no feelings because I am poor and plain? I swear to you that if God endowed me with wealth and beauty, I would make it impossible for you to leave me, just as I cannot leave you now. Although God did not do this, we are still spiritually equal.

The less heartless you are, the faster you will rise to the top. If you attack others mercilessly, they will be afraid of you. You can only treat men and women as stage horses, ride them until they are exhausted, and then throw them down when they reach the station, so that you can reach the highest peak of desire.

Life is only a few decades long. Don’t leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh when you want to laugh, cry when you want to cry. Love when you should love. There is no need to suppress yourself.

A fish does not want to be put into a beautiful and clean fish tank, but wants to be in the sea. Although there is a possibility of being eaten by sharks, it is a natural ecology. As the saying goes, "People are driven by desire." pieces of meat". Life is a continuation of suffering

The person whose behavior makes people laugh the most is always the first to say bad things about others.

Lend money to an enemy and you will win him; lend money to a friend and you will lose him.

A fool's life is spent in wine; a wise man's life is spent in thinking.

Both glass, ceramics and reputations are easily broken and can never be repaired.

When a person is intoxicated in the memories of his past life, it is like living twice.

The worst people often give the best advice.

Half of the troubles in life are caused by saying "YES" too quickly and saying "NO" too slowly.

When you have to make a choice, not making a choice is itself a choice.

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone can see it.

If your windows are made of glass, don’t throw rocks at your neighbors.

The most painful thing between people is that you suffer annoyance and harm in a place where you think you deserve goodwill and friendship.

Sow good behavior and you will reap good habits.

Sow good habits and you will reap good character. Sow good character and you will reap good destiny.

We experience everything that comes to us unexpectedly in life, unprepared, like actors entering the first rehearsal. What is the value of life if the first rehearsal in life is life itself?

Never separate yourself from your parents at any time. They are your strongest support, your most loyal harbor, and the arms that can give you the strength to stand up no matter what you encounter.

The closer the place is to you, the farther the journey is; the simplest tone requires the hardest practice.

The only thing that can wash away everything except tears is time. Time moves feelings forward. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict becomes, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

If a person does not encounter a major blow in life, but has a huge change, then it is not a change, but just that you have not discovered it before, or that you have discovered it and deliberately ignored it.

Don’t sell your morality to buy wealth, and don’t sell your freedom to buy power; if you harm your conscience, your conscience will take revenge on you.

Pay back what you owe, and you will know what is yours.

The human tongue is soft and boneless, but it can break a person's spine.

Being humble to your superiors is your duty, being humble to your peers is polite, and being humble to your subordinates is noble.

Wealth does not belong to those who own it, but to those who enjoy it.

Being too familiar with one road makes me unfamiliar with many other roads.

It’s not a big deal to make a few more turns on the road of life. Aren’t there still green leaves, flowers, birds and grassy fields on the crossroads?

The glass of love wine is always particularly intoxicating before parting.

When thinking about loved ones, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

We had a small disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt! 3. Funny and humorous remarks

You can write jokes and humorous sentences. I will give you some and see if they are useful: 1. The one with a good family background and good looks is tough. I want to be a monk with my heart;

2. Not to mention the shortcomings of the one with great ability and high status, he has a bad temper;

3. The one with good temper and the ability to please others has good looks. Ugly and a bit philandering;

4. The one who is honest and in good health has no skills. He can only carry bags for the boss...

I am such a good girl,

She can be straight or bent, she can bend and stretch, she can be cute,

She can play well, she can act like a girl,

She can play the role of a queen, she can show off her lower limit,

My cheeks turned red, I had a little fun,

I could swallow the heavy taste,

I repelled the ignorant young man who was shameless,

Hide After getting past the unfaithful chatting uncle,

If you tell a joke, I can slap the table and laugh.

If you want to be artistic, I will look up at the stars.

What a blessing it is to you, but a blessing in disguise.

Why did I become a leftover girl without knowing it?

Dear husband, I will love you well and be gentle and considerate to you.

When you are tired, I will give you a massage, when you are hungry, I will cook for you, when you are cold, I will keep you warm,

When you play games, I will cheer you on... God, give me a boyfriend.

Twins go to school in the same class, and the teacher assigns a composition - my father.

As a result, the teacher found that the fathers written by the two people were completely different.

Not only were their personalities and habits different, but they even had different birth dates.

The teacher asked them: "Aren't you twins? Don't you have the same father?"

The twins said: "They are twins. They write the same thing. We are not afraid that you will say that our composition is copied." of.

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I went away. Due to the disorder of discipline in class today,

The handsome teacher said directly, "If you make trouble again, I will deal with you one by one later! "

Haha, the key point is that the only boy among the 40 people in our class,

also replied, "Teacher, don't worry, I took a shower last night! "

This made the teacher very embarrassed.

I was playing checkers with my 5-year-old daughter when my cell phone rang. It was my friend Lao Hou, so I said hello: "Brother Hou, you are good! "At this time, my daughter stared at me with admiration and said nothing. After I finished talking, I put down the phone. My daughter asked in a low voice: "Dad, how did you and Sun Wukong know each other? "

2. Xiao Ming said to his deskmate: "Yesterday, I only wrote one wrong word in my composition, and my dad beat me to death! "My deskmate asked in surprise: "Which word? "Xiao Ming said: "Isn't it just to write the ancestors and clans as bad ancestors and bad clans? ”

Teacher: Xiao Ming, have you written the essay assigned yesterday?

Xiao Ming: Yes, the title is "The Soil of Hometown".

Teacher: Title Yes, I’ll remind you all.

Xiao Ming: Yesterday, I returned to my hometown and found that the people in my hometown...

That’s what they call dirt~, they eat dirt and wear dirt. What a waste of fun...

Teacher: Get out!

My new girlfriend said that her first boyfriend was a wonton seller and she stopped eating wontons after they broke up;

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The second boyfriend owned an Internet cafe, and she stopped surfing the Internet after the breakup.

I replied: "Then you will never be able to live without me. ”

My girlfriend asked why?

I sell fucking clothes, you don’t know!

One classmate couldn’t find a job for a long time, so he asked another Classmate:

"I have a very stubborn temper. I can't listen to what others say. No one can ask me to do things. I always do whatever I want. What do you think I can do?" Work? "

Another student replied: "Suitable for being a hairdresser! "...

When I was writing essays in elementary school, the protagonist was always Xiao Hong Xiao Ming. Then one day I felt that it was boring to use Xiao Hong Xiao Ming, so I changed to the names of some characters on TV. As a result, the teacher said that my writing was unreal. ! I don’t understand. Can’t Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque sweep the floor together after school?

I think I can write 800 words in one breath for the college entrance examination essay topic:

Come on by! Don't miss it! All products in this store are 2 yuan each, 2 yuan for each piece.

Don't miss this opportunity. Come again, all items are on sale at a loss!

Everything you buy is only 2 yuan! The original price is 10 yuan and 8 yuan, but now it is 2 yuan. p> You can't buy something for 2 yuan and suffer a loss, and you can't buy it for 2 yuan and get fooled...

1. When I just bought something, I paid 7 yuan. I felt my pocket and there was a 10 yuan card and a 5 yuan card.

I gave the boss 10 yuan, asked me for 3 yuan, looked at the 8 yuan in my hand,

I was confused for a moment: "Boss, I just have 7 yuan in change here!" "

I guess that guy was also wandering in his mind. He silently took the 7 yuan I handed over.

Then he returned the 10 yuan note to me. On the way back, I thought more and more about it. The more I feel wrong...

Did I lose, or did the boss lose?

2. The difference between booking after 70s, 80s and 90s,

Post-70s: look at the brand; post-80s: look at the reviews; post-90s: look at the mood.

Post-70s: for rest; post-80s: for the mood; 90s: for taking pictures. Post-70s: The rent payment will be reimbursed by the employer; Post-80s: We have an AA system for rent payment; Post-90s: The rent payment is paid on my dad’s card

I hope I can help you