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Dynamic discussion on WeChat personality signature [essence]

A dynamic talk about the first article of WeChat personality signature 1. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the most profound thing is the most true feelings.

2. Fat, how can you bully your stomach and have no ability to flush your chest?

We always try to comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Many times, it is ourselves who can't get through.

4. Some happy times will be embedded in the annual rings and grow into the imprint of life.

If you can't better protect yourself from harm, you should at least remember one thing: don't trust.

6. Some things will become ridiculous once the roles are changed. Like love.

7. The biggest failure in life is knowing too much and doing too little!

Every sentence "I don't want to hurt you" has caused irreparable harm.

I don't want to be with you, but I know it is impossible.

10. The upgraded version of a friend is a lover, and the upgraded version of a lover is a stranger.

1 1. Self-confidence is not arrogant, and self-persistence does not require others to be like you. If we are together, let's go forward together. If not, good luck and go your own way.

12. I still hold the string that belongs to my dream tightly in my hand.

13. We are still too young, so our emotions are too fragile, and the slightest touch is earth-shattering.

14. If love is really that simple, why panic?

15. Many people are looking for him. If you are not ill, take two steps.

16. Distance pulls our love so far that there is no end in sight.

17. People who love moonlight don't take it for themselves. It's enough to look at it from a distance.

18. Stop and have a good meal. It is lonely to fall in love again.

19. Life is not easy. It's all about acting. Play the protagonist as yourself and play yourself as amnesia.

20. Let go. That's about it. Even if we are not together, I will be fine. Thank you for your amazing memory, and thank you for working harder to get better at this moment.

Wechat signature dynamic talk about the second article 2 1. Unfortunately, feelings are never obedient, but they are complicated from liking.

22. A person I desperately like was taken away so easily.

People who show off their wealth often deceive themselves with empty pockets.

24. Bad feelings are like bad things, which can only be thrown away and cannot be left behind.

25. If you have a drink, your heart will be empty; Sleep and have a dream. When I woke up, all my troubles were forgotten.

26. Every photo we touch will bring back memories that we can't forget.

27. Feelings that don't belong to you are like sand in your hand. No matter how tight you hold it, it will fade away.

28. Just respond with the same attitude as others treat you. This is the first time for anyone to be born as a human being.

29. If you love me, please show your sincerity. Get out of my world if you don't love me.

The only tacit understanding between us is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

3 1. Japan will grow longer than white hair.

32. Suppose the piano loses its white sword, will it always only play sadness and parting?

33. Bow your head with courage and raise your head with strength.

34. For the last time, if you leave, you will never look back.

How dare I fall? There is no one behind me.

36. Wind energy can't stop and let me slow down?

People will never know how good you are, just as they will never know how bad you are.

38. Sometimes, I find that people around me don't understand myself, and I suddenly feel speechless when dealing with people around me.

39. If you don't love, you have to love, which is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

40. You don't need to care about other people's opinions about right and wrong. They have mouths but no brains.

Talk about the third article 4 1 on WeChat signature dynamics. It is intentional, and naive love is lost in the depths.

42. I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

43. Waiting for the hug of the person you love most is the happiest thing in my life.

44. When we know happiness, we know how to cherish it.

I'm sorry for all your sadness, although it's not for me.

46. Brother Sao has a heady face.

47. Once upon a time, a child said that I wouldn't sleep if I was killed. Then he was killed.

48. True love is to take this life with you and never give up.

49. I didn't know until the end that I was just a joke to you.

50. whoever you like in the future will do, just don't look for me again.

5 1. Actually, not everyone has such a good temper. If you happen to meet someone who is willing to accommodate you, don't polish his feelings.

52. A person has an idea. Don't influence my behavior with your thoughts.

53. Happiness lies not in having more, but in caring less.

54. If you can't even persist, what will happen later?

55. If I can meet you in the future, will we get along well?

56. Stick to your heart, even if nothing is possible.

57. Youth is like a heavy rain. Even if I have a cold, I still hope to take another bath in the future.

58. I hope you can have a good time, not a happy one. I hope you have no weakness and don't need armor.

59. If you want to dispute with me, I will never be generous. If you are extremely generous, I will never be more open than you. Your heart is true to mine.

60. A true good friend won't disappear from you, leave in the middle of danger, or quit in your life.

Inspirational WeChat Personality Signature Daquan WeChat Personality Signature Inspirational Introduction

1, only those who have real talent and practical learning, not only know their own strength, but also are good at using their own strength properly and cautiously can succeed in secular affairs.

Nothing in the world can lighten the burden for others.

Happiness exists in one's real work.

Life is a process of spending time all the time. When time runs out, life will come to an end.

The curtain of life stage may be opened at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to escape.

I would rather be poor and enjoy life than be rich and worried.

7. God gives everyone the same starting point. Sometimes if you seize the opportunity earlier than others, you may get more surprises and success. So we should seize every opportunity around us.

8, see clearly that you are not, leading to all the beautiful doors. Seeing people is not the root of all evil.

9. Struggle is the way. There is no road in the world. If there are many people walking, it will become a road. Life needs to struggle to open up a new route that belongs to you!

10, don't be angry and disappointing, don't see through it, don't appreciate it, don't delay it, don't be tempted and don't act.

1 1. No matter what kind of sky is overhead, I am ready to withstand any storm.

12, the easiest thing in the world is persistence, and the most difficult thing is persistence.

13. Life is like rock climbing. Only by taking every step well can we break through the thorns and overcome all difficulties. Looking up is the other side of success.

14, everyone says that the ideal is full and the reality is very skinny. So do you think there are any faster and more effective ways to enrich your reality besides hard work?

15, we can be sad, but we must be strong!

16, since you yearn for the light, you must learn to embrace the night at the same time.

17, think twice about everything, but think twice is more important than think twice.

18, without the language of love, all words are boring.

19, I don't know what will happen to me in the future, I don't know what will happen to me in the future, but now I still have space and capital enough for me to break through!

Never giving up is the only secret to realize your dream.

2 1, failure is one thing and should never be a person.

22. If you don't have wings to fly, you refuse to be held high, and injury is inevitable. If you don't show your height by stepping on others' shoulders, you won't become a real dwarf.

Only when people work for the perfection of their contemporaries and their happiness can they achieve their own perfection.

24. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line.

26. Every minute of anger loses two seconds of happiness.

27. Everything is open, and life is naturally embarrassing.

28. I don't study for exams, but I am inspirational and people who feel the same way stand up.

29. Vast spirit, active imagination and diligent mind are geniuses.

30. What the ideal can't tolerate most is not the non-ideal, but the extreme, evil and powerful of the non-ideal.

3 1, young man, it is more important to see tomorrow, seize today and forge ahead in peace. Maybe you will create another miracle before sunrise tomorrow!

32. This is often the case in the world. It was painful at that time, and a few years later it was just a memory.

33. I am more afraid of failure if I work hard, but I still don't want to be timid. If I work hard, I will still gain something, hmm.

Life is like a parabola, no matter how high the highest point is, it will eventually return to the original point. This is the biggest regret in life and the biggest fairness.

35. No matter how hard or tired you are, don't give up, let alone cry.

36. There is always a certain road, and only one person can walk; There are always a lot of things you need to carry alone.

37. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

38. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, but indifference is a kind of grace. If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

39. One must face the future and think about what to do. But this is not easy to do. A person's past is an increasingly heavy burden.

What makes us happy is not the environment, but the attitude.

4 1, the value of life should be based on what he has contributed, not what he has achieved.

42. Young people should bravely go their own way. Many revolutionary predecessors were trained from numerous setbacks.

If you want to achieve something, don't give up halfway! Struggle may be full of thorns, but please believe in yourself, your efforts will be rewarded!

44. People who have never failed will probably never succeed.

45. Don't always think about how to change others, you should always think about transforming yourself.

46. No matter when it ends, it is important not to regret it after it ends.

47. It takes a lifetime to do scientific work, but the eight-hour work system will not work.

48. A great cause is rooted in perseverance, continuous efforts, full of energy and no avoidance of hardships.

49. Only by working hard can you be qualified to say that you are unlucky. If you believe it, go all out to make yourself better and better.

50. What you try to get is more lovely than what you don't try to get. The obvious truth is easy to understand. I feel happy for a while, but I soon forget it.

5 1. If you can't do what you want, you should hope to do what you can. If you want to be loved when you are old, you should be polite when you are young.

52. Losing a friend is like losing a limb; Time can ease the pain of trauma, but lost friends can never be made up.

53. Those who refuse to delve into knowledge will not ask questions; People who lack breakthroughs in their careers will not innovate.

54. President Roosevelt: Be the master of time, the master of fate and the helmsman of the soul.

With the support of a lofty goal, persistent efforts, even if slow, will certainly succeed.

56, right here, be sure to succeed!

57. Reality is this shore, and ideal is the other shore. There is a swift river in the middle, and action is a bridge over it.

58. The differences between people are very small. The difference lies in the way of thinking. A small difference determines a person's success or failure.

59. People who master persistence are successful and never give up.

60. It is not because of success that you are satisfied, but because you are satisfied that you succeed.

On the signature of WeChat personality

1 is nothing more than a snow in late winter and a rain in summer. In the end, my four seasons that you have passed are just a moment.

I feel unsafe, so I give you your freedom back.

3, unrequited love, is a complete loneliness, heart, happiness, but, more importantly, a person's sadness.

When a person doesn't love you, you are just coquetry, you are jealous and narrow-minded, you miss and disturb, you care and panic. In short, you have started to have all kinds of questions that he touched when they met.

This is just a snow at the end of winter and a rain from summer to Sunday. In the end, my four seasons are just a moment.

I understand that I can't be with her in my life, but I'm still worried that she won't have a good life.

7. Thinking about you later is like wearing glasses for a long time. One day, after wearing contact lenses, you will still push your nose from time to time.

8. What did the last relatives become? Chatting after dinner, tossing and turning in bed late at night, the substitution of the protagonist in the movie, winter clothes, early autumn shirts, bloody horses, and the last scars.

9, broke up in discord, how good, sincere and practical.

10, one day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.

1 1, if you talk too much, you will get bored. If you talk too little, you will be afraid that you won't understand, and you will be in a dilemma.

12, forgive me for pestering you like a cat, forgive me for looking for you all day, forgive me for being rude to you, forgive me for the trouble my appearance has brought you, I'm sorry, I don't want to nag myself anymore, I don't want to send ten more sentences to get a sentence, maybe you'll never understand my mood now, but I won't bother you again.

13. If you don't reply to the message, don't send it again. If you don't respond, just let go. If I don't want to talk to you, don't bother.

14, others can see the happiness on your face, but who can feel the pain hidden in your heart?

15, melting snow is always colder than snow, just as the end is always more painful than the beginning.

Wechat personalized signature is funny

1, it will be a bolt from the blue if you are well.

Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

3. Being a man is still quite comfortable!

Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

5. Close my eyes and I see my future.

6. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

7. menstruation is a bloody ghost, and sanitary napkins are vampires.

I blame myself for being too young. I don't know if it's a man or a dog.

9. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

10, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

1 1. You are a pig, I am a dog, and we are friends of pigs and dogs.

12, thinking about losing weight, but eating hard in my mouth.

13, on the road, driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

14, I'll ask the old lady to give you a red mouth and give you some color to see see.

15, reality raped the past, leaving the seeds of evil called memory.

16, what is the world? The sage replied: waste.

17, old people fall in love, just like the old house is on fire, there is no redemption.

18, Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

19, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

20, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

2 1, you said we would grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

22. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!

23. Even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of thinking shit!

24. Sometimes, like suffering from depression, you will suddenly feel bad.

25. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

26. The highest state of shameless people is that they are completely unaware of their shamelessness.

27. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

28. Those with an iphone say they have no pockets, and those with tattoos say they are hot.

29. Half the country is laughing at the other half. Actually, the whole world is a fool.

30. Only a liar is sincere in the world, because he really cheated you.

3 1, maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

32. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne.

33. I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

34. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

35. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, sleep in the afternoon. Laozi said: Confucius is right.

Take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her run out in class.

37. System prompt: Your love transmission to me has been suspended, and the other party has refused to receive it.

38. Looking at beautiful women in the street, the high is appreciation, and the low is hooliganism.

39. I am not a born king, but I have indomitable blood in my bones.

40. Freshmen are familiar with each other; The younger brother of the second grade fell in love; It's time for the senior high school entrance examination.

4 1, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleepy, summer sleepy and autumn sleepy.

42. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

43. Now people are following the trend. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig.

45. I am convinced that a boy will come into this world because he was tortured by me.

46. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

47. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

48. Everyone says what they say. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

49. There is no distinction between high and low in life. Never underestimate yourself at any time.

50. The palaces are locked together, with beads for palace locks and jade for palace locks. The palace can really be locked, can't it?

5 1, the road ahead is so far that it often puts me in the middle of nowhere!

52, now I, you love to ignore. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

53. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

54. The next time a man scolds you for having thick legs, you should answer him back, but your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

56. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

57. There are always endless scenery, endless roads, invisible people and invisible dreams.

58. Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: No border, where did you come from?

59. People say things and fart. Language is like farting, just a breath.

60. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

6 1, why give up your responsibility as cow dung to nourish the whole forest for a flower?

62, beheading is nothing, but a bowl of scars, 18 years later, Lao Tzu is a zombie.

63. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

64. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

65. Do your parents know that you are so awesome at school? They told us how to be great!

66. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

67.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

68. What is the last thing you want to do when sleeping in a warm bed at night? Wet the bed!

69. Now it is discovered that it is not Kotaro who never leaves the wolf, but the wolf has a villa.

70. Teacher, just follow the old lady! It's been a long time, teacher, please spare the old woman!

7 1, I want to lose weight, I want roast chicken, you can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose roast suckling pig instead of both.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

73. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money when you run around. You spend money like running water and lose the shadow of money.

74. Xinjiang and Tibet are no longer noisy, and the United States no longer sings the opposite. Japan was bombed for a day, and Taiwan Province Province returned to my arms!

75. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

76, climbing over the eaves, thousands of feet, which otaku doesn't waste paper. Oh, how can I bow and scrape to those high-ranking people? Who are you going to sleep with tonight?

How do computers say you are stupid in Chinese? The computer doesn't even know who is stupid.

78. Give me a woman and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

79, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

80. I forgot wearing a short skirt, and Nima still wears leggings! Will I still peek at you? Trust between people is gone.

8 1, man, when he doesn't belong to you, let you sigh what is perfect, and when he belongs to you, let you sigh what is true.

82, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.