What are the classic divine reply words?

1, Q: What was the most shocking confession you received? Bosom friend: Will Cheng Candong be my girlfriend? Yes, I can. If not, I will consider it. 2. Q: "It feels like snow outside at dusk. How about a glass of wine inside?" How to reply is domineering? Bosom friend: pass the parcel driver drank wine and his relatives shed tears. 3. Q: What is the nickname of "roll paper"? Bosom friend: anonymous users manage their friends with treasure. 4. Q: Why do people in China like to shoot costume films so much? Companion: The biggest problem that magasa science fiction films face is, do you want party leadership in the future? 5. Q: What is ambiguity? Confidante: Yuan Xiaoshuai ambiguous = the day before I died. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend? Friend: James Svencen China people have a habit of choosing names: in fact, whatever is missing in a name must be supplemented, and the five elements are perfect. 7. Q: A beautiful woman is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I'm not here to strike up a conversation, but want to know where I bought Sugar-Coated Berry? Confidant: Qian "Hello, beauty, you are so beautiful. I saw you from far away, so I wanted to come and say hello to you. ,,,,, I want to ask, where did you buy Sugar-Coated Berry? " 8. Q: What should I pay attention to when opening an inn in the martial arts world? Friend: Uncle Wang posted big characters on the wall: Be ready to come out. 9. Q: What should I do if I suddenly pop up indecent pictures when I show PPT to my customers? Friend: Liu was silent for half a ring, and then asked, "Are you still sleepy? -No, let's go on. . . 10, q: what is the mentality of this behavior of "playing good cards and pretending to be grandchildren"? Confidant: Liu, because that's how his grandson plays. "Sun Tzu said: Soldiers are cunning, and they can show their uniqueness." Sun Tzu's Art of War 1 1. Q: Should I accept AA system when having dinner with an unfamiliar girl who has the will to pursue her? Confidant: It's my treat this time, and it's your treat next time. 12, q: which country can I go to if I want to travel abroad for 2000 RMB? Bosom friend: Anonymous Qin State. Lu Guo. Qi State. Shu State. Korea. Zheng Guo. Guo Wei. Chu State. Zhao Guo. Yan State. Wu. Wait a minute. 13, Q: How to express "I was bought" implicitly? Zhihu: Ghost Icarus, let me be fair ...14. Q: My girlfriend got pregnant after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend. What should I do? Bosom friend: whoever pollutes anonymously will be treated. Who develops and protects. 15, q: My girlfriend allowed me to cheat and introduced me to her best friend. How can I understand her behavior on the premise that she really loves me? Friend: ScottDong, don't be fooled! ! ! Mac tells you that I can install windows, but if you do, I will have a high fever to get back at you! 16, Q: What if I don't have a lover on Valentine's Day? Bosom friend: If there are no dead people in Ruah's family, do you have to work hard to kill one or two before Tomb-Sweeping Day? No, it's just ... 17, Q: Why do people say "women are always right"? Friend: Raymond Wang reflects that many men think many women are unreasonable. 18, q: how to tease your boyfriend? Bosom friend: Anonymous "Husband, I'm sleepy" "Well, you go to sleep first" "You have to kiss me!" "Well, kiss and sleep." "Husband hug!" "Okay, hug, go to sleep." "Husband, you shot me!" "Well, my husband will pat you to sleep." "Husband, tell me a story!" "... fuck you. Come on, come on, come on, don't sleep, get up, come on, get up! I'll tell you the story of the old man's cart! 19, q: why are there more and more criminal cases against young girls since the disappearance of the fast broadcast in July 20 14? Friend: Da Lan Xiao Lan 1978, I was born, and China implemented reform and opening up to celebrate my birth. In 2008, I got married, and China also hosted the Olympic Games to celebrate it. 20. Q: What details did you find out about your girlfriend's infidelity? Bosom friend: When Ma Chao went home from the sea that day, she shook the quilt and said that she would show me a big change. 2 1, Q: Why do girls have "body odor" and men don't? Bosom friend: Green grass cosmetics brewing → _→ What are the classic divine responses? Why does the boat of friendship capsize when it capsizes? God replied: How can you fall in love without turning over? Why are you so dark? God replied: Because I don't want to waste my life. What's it like to be short? God replied: everyone can't lift their heads when they see me. What kind of experience is a big round face? God replied: there is a feeling that the edges and corners have been smoothed by years. I also want to experience the feeling of being chased. God replied: it is ok to buy things without giving money. The world is so big that I want to see it. God replied: the wallet is so small that we can't leave. How to describe a beautiful girl? God replied: In ancient times, a brothel could be built. History teacher: Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper? God replied: I am afraid that I will tamper with history. Why is it so difficult to find a boyfriend? God replied: love at first sight has no capital, and long-term love has no conditions. Why do girls have "body fragrance" and men don't? God replied: cosmetics are marinated. I'm sorry, we may not be suitable. God replied, don't worry, I'm versatile. How to express anger gracefully? God replied: Push your glasses with your middle finger. Say a meaningful poem. God replied: a lazy man has a small shirt. In ancient times, my sister's face value could support the whole brothel. God replied: Do you mean you look like a pillar? This word was written by Xin Qiji? God replied: How do I know when it was written? Maybe it's Sunday Boss, how long can you live? God replied: it can send you away. Describe the person you like in four words. God replied: Don't like me. When do you think I am the most handsome? God replied: cover your face, do you know that things will expand when heated? God replied: then I am only hot, not fat. What is the most depressing thing you have ever heard? God replied: In fact, you are a good person. Don't blame me for being straight. God replied: then don't blame me! What little moves or behaviors can girls resist from boys? God replied: For example, a hook should be irresistible to most girls. What do you think is expensive, but it's really cheap? God replied: I just graduated from college. This dress is so beautiful! God replied: Your wallet doesn't think so! What will make you ugly? God replied: eating lotus roots is ugly.