Someone said I was handsome, and I thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

1. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

Before you come near me, you should think clearly that I have nothing but handsome.

Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

6. I am very cute at this age. I am really a sinner!

7. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

8. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was about to explode.

9. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

10. Someone said I was handsome, but I smiled. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

1 1. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his lungs for a month and a half. He killed me and didn't believe that I was a child of his chromosome inheritance. Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for paternity test. The doctor lifted the quilt and cried at a glance. He wiped his nose and said, "Go home. This is not your son's, nor anyone's. Humans can't have such a handsome child. " A little nurse who was practicing came over, immediately found a box of red inkpad, printed my fingerprints, spread her hair out at once, and murmured to me: Long hair is for you. /kloc-When I was 0/5 years old, I was afraid to go to school. I haven't been to kindergarten for a long time. All the children, teachers and directors in the garden are crazy, and my face is swollen into watermelon by the little girl. The CCTV focus talk show group came to interview me, and the beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times. The little girl in charge of taking notes wrote Chinese in Italian and Spanish. The United Nations allocated funds to build me a hiding place at the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoy the real peace, the blue sky is close to me, and God is at my fingertips. Although clean, but also extremely boring, I stood at the top and shouted: I am not handsome! Suddenly, the voice of God came from the sky: No, you are lying.

12. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

13. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face, startled and calm, it turned out to be a mirror.

14. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it. . .

15. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out. I am not very handsome, but the young lady next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical! There are only two kinds of people in this world, one who thinks I am handsome and the other who has never seen me. I have suffered too much handsomeness at my age, so I am tired.

16. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

17. It's not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. In case it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

18. Being a human being is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

19. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

20. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2 1. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Young man, you must study hard and never eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

23. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

Whose desire makes us choose to deviate from goodness?

1. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

2. Why do I always love someone who doesn't love me?

3. There is a kind of love called online invisibility, and there is a yearning called online invisibility.

4. Alma mater is the place where you scold yourself thousands of times but don't allow others to scold you.

5, time will not increase our love, love has been consumed by time!

6. Whose desire makes us deviate from kindness.

7. If you are good to me, I will be good to you. Two people are very close, love is as simple as that.

8. Once, we thought it was youth that hurt us. Finally, we found out that it was fate, not fate.

9. When it's time to let go, let go and tolerate others. In fact, it is to leave a vast sky for yourself.

10, I have been such a playboy, and I finally got serious once, but you broke my heart without tears.

1 1, don't bet with me, I'm afraid of losing you.

12, be a man, don't pretend too much, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later; Don't be too bad, you will be kicked sooner or later.

13, remember. If you are not sad, you will cry. So, don't be so stingy with your smile.

14, it's interesting to be alive. Sick and sick.

15, there is always a person who finds out that he loves you when you leave.

16, forgive me for being too greedy and always wanting to keep everyone who is kind to me around.

17, you are not the sun. What sunshine?

18, women are tools to make human beings, but men are human beings who use tools.

19, April Fool's Day confession is nothing. Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king, because if he fails, he will say that he is possessed by ghosts.

20. Life is like a never-ending hiking trip. It is important to learn to smile in pain.

What is the personality of a person who loves to laugh?

Laughter-kind-hearted.

People who love to laugh are easily moved.

People who love to laugh-very sensitive, seemingly indifferent and careless, are actually tolerating you, so they will pretend to know nothing.

People who love to laugh-very just, hate hypocrisy, lies and deception.

People who love to laugh like to tell lies in order to make others feel better, but they have absolutely no brains and don't want anything from you. They mean well.

People who love to laugh-eat soft but not hard, know that people who love to laugh have a hard temper and will not allow others to distrust and challenge.

People who love to laugh are very emotional. As long as they are sincere friends, they will treat them sincerely.

People who love to laugh-very romantic, hate cowards and procrastinators, and hate self-righteous people.

People who love to laugh are not used to being friendly with others.

Laughter-If you decide what you want to do, you will stick to it.

Laughter-You can watch the person you like turn away and look at his tearful back, but you are afraid to ask for help.

People who love to laugh are very cheerful. When you are unhappy, you will deliberately hide yourself and always want to pretend that you are more independent and stronger.

People who love to laugh-in fact, there is no such heavy physical cleanliness, but the mental cleanliness is more serious.

People who love to laugh-strong on the surface and hard on the mouth, but easy to get hurt inside.

People who love to laugh are always willful and childish, even if they are wrong, they will be stubborn next time.

People who love to laugh-angry little things will soon be forgotten and will not hold grudges.

People who love to laugh-others will keep their kindness in mind and repay them if they are kind.

People who love to laugh are not good at expressing their feelings, so they often use silence instead of expression.

A person who loves to laugh is the last person to accept the distrust, betrayal, betrayal and deception of his friends.

People who love to laugh-even if life is confused and there is no exit, they are firm about the future.

In the years of tears, who is responsible for whom-a sad sentence

Just forget it, let those promises fly away completely and let those tears no longer flow in my heart.

When you lose consciousness, but in fact you have lost it for a long time.

As long as I don't open my eyes, the world will not wake up.

People are iron, but they are also just, and they don't pretend to panic for a day.

In fact, no matter how strong a person is, sadness is always too frequent.

Life is a journey of gathering and parting, empty and prosperous.

I'm not greedy. I don't need others to know me. I just want to know my heart.

I won't cry for you anymore, I won't be drunk for you alone, and I won't be sad for you after breaking up.

We used to hold hands and feel your tenderness, but now we are so uncomfortable with each other.

I wandered in the old days and walked alone.

Paying without asking for anything in return is endless pain.

It's just passing by, so why do you remember it so clearly?

Love each other for unnecessary reasons.

To forget someone is not to stop thinking, but to think occasionally, but there are no more waves in my heart.

Is the end of a new relationship a tragedy or an end?

Don't park in an unwelcome place.

Immersed in the world of music; Forget joy and sadness.

When I stop crying easily, I know that the pain of growing up is sharper than I thought.

As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.

Don't wait until everything becomes a memory, and then hope that time can go back.

You are really special in my eyes, but you are not in my dream.

The indelible memory made me lose myself.

The past, no matter how beautiful, will always be the past.

Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.

You are fragrant camphor in summer, rooted in my warm heart.

How to describe our feelings, pain or happiness?

I beg you not to leave me, and now you beg me to come back to you.

The brush can't outline my abstract smile.

People who often turn around naturally can't go far.

How can a broken cup be subsidized if it is full of water?

Gorgeous turn, just to put the tears that are about to fall.

Keep all the expressions in your heart, and don't dare to touch or lose control.

Whose youth is flashing ambiguous neon lights?

I've been dumped. I really want to try to dump someone else.

When you are unable to grasp one thing, you should learn to give up and know how to choose.

Life is like a journey, but I am a slave, tears streaming down my face, and you touched me for half a minute.

Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

What women should do in the new century: rob money, rob vegetables and rob men.

Quite picky, but I can never know what you are thinking through your eyes.

If you know nothing about me, then I'll let go.

Years touch youth, and you never know the pain in my heart.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

I am your eye, leading you to the abyss of love.

I looked for the map you gave me over and over again, but I couldn't find my home.

Only people who love each other will think that their meeting is not accidental.

If you miss this life, but want to meet in the next life, may you forget me in the next life and rest in peace!

I find the reality so cruel, because the human heart is harder than iron.

Learning to let go is beautiful, and learning to give up is rewarding.

Memories are something we can never catch up with.

When I don't like chasing and fighting, but I really want to be alive and kicking as before.

People want faces, trees want skins, and telephone poles want cement.

Don't fool me with your hypocritical feelings, because I will take it seriously.

If you see me automatically reply and send me a message, you should know that I am thinking of you.

People who don't cherish feelings don't deserve love at all.

There are too many uncertainties in life and too many unexplained misunderstandings in love.

I always thought I had a perfect and sweet love, but she left.

I never understood that when I miss you, there are always tears falling down.

If I had known that love would be so hurtful and you were so hard to fight for, I wouldn't be so serious.

Familiar melodies always evoke bitter memories.

The sun is shining, but the heart is dim; The rose of love always has thorns.

Our love will eventually become a blank.

Stroke by stroke, recording our past.

Memories are so beautiful, even if they were unforgettable.

We must learn to grow and love ourselves.

You and he smiled so sweetly in front of me that you didn't see me when I walked by.

In the years of tears, who lost who.