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Collection of Humorous Short Sentences in Friends Circle Praising Daughter-in-law's Cooking (40)

Humorous short sentences praising the daughter-in-law's cooking in the circle of friends-1. Good food is praised by her voice. She has been studying hard and practicing cooking for decades.

I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free …

3. Delicious food is the fruit of hard work, delicious food is the crystallization of sweat, and cooking is the hype of the master.

I used to be a thin man, but now my wife has fed me into a middle-aged greasy uncle!

This dish is colorful and makes my mouth water. Look at other dishes, which dazzles me.

6. Noodles are your piano board, noodles are your strings, spoons are used for conducting, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are used for playing music, and pots and pans are used to accompany you, so as to pop up a beautiful day and play a colorful tomorrow, World Chef's Day. May your day be colorful.

7. The salted duck skin is white and tender, fat but not greasy, delicious, fragrant, crisp and tender.

8. There are no plums in the warm mountains, and the unique crabs in Qingjiang are worthy of praise.

9. Make a happy cake and live a happy life; Make delicious food and be happy forever; Make auspicious dishes, good luck; Make healthy food and live longer. World Chef's Day, I wish you show your cooking skills and shine!

10. If you think that eating is the whole of life, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

1 1. Everyone in the world is a senior, but they don't realize that many years are now. I have a simple wanqiu (immortal name) method, which only gives porridge to immortals.

12. Pots and pans, playing beautiful music and chatting about profound friendship; Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar make a delicious life, reflecting friendly cooperation; Bittersweet, write a portrayal of life, and taste all kinds of life; Steam, stir-fry, boil and stir-fry, stir up a feast of life and enjoy the delicious food on earth. On World Chef's Day, I wish you all the delicious food in the world and enjoy a happy life forever.

13. It is not difficult to learn to praise other people's cooking and agree with other people's views, as long as you have a heart that sympathizes with others and understands human nature.

14. Every city has different street views, different foods and different cultural customs, but without you, everything seems to be the same.

15. Make longevity cakes skillfully, which are nutritious and healthy. Medicinal porridge cooked by Gaoyi is a health care soup. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple are better than beautiful flowers. Seasoned with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, it is delicious and delicious for you to eat. May the master be famous for his cooking!

16. Some people are born with a talent for cooking! For example, my wife made a vegetable and egg soup and made it taste like seafood soup!

17. World Chef's Day, which will ignite auspicious flames and light up a better life; Let the happy frying spoon wave and stir up a happy life; Let the exquisite cooking show, and the pot will be happy and delicious. May you enjoy cooking and have a happy life!

18. There are many kinds of food, and customers are full of praise. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

19. People's diet should absorb all kinds of nutrients from whole grains and vegetables, and they should not be partial to food. (China educator) Xu Teli

20. When I see you, I can't help thinking of it. My mouth watered when I saw you. When I am with you, I always swallow saliva secretly. Here I know what a variety of flavors mean. On the occasion of the World Chef's Day, I extend my sincere wishes to you. I wish you a better life, a prosperous career and a happy life.

Humorous short sentences in friends circle praise daughter-in-law for cooking 2 2 1 People should not eat at night, and don't get too drunk at night. Sun Sixian (China ancient doctor)

22. I have hardly tasted the special cuisine of Yunnan. There are reasons for poor appetite at high altitude, reasons for spiritual victory, and so on. I don't remember those smells now. Maybe it is spicy, maybe it is sour. Perhaps, specious.

23. Cleverly pull and create a feast of life. The color, fragrance and taste are all good, and the brewing is bittersweet. Steaming, roasting, frying and boiling are endless, and the flavors of east, west, north and south are modulated. International Chef's Day pays the most sincere tribute to all-round excellent chefs.

24. The red hump is bought from the Jade Roast Chicken Shop, and the fragrant fish is ordered on a crystal tray; Although their unicorn horn food sticks are lazily lifted, exquisite phoenix meat cleavers are rarely used; The eunuch flew away, afraid to raise the dust, and the cook came to the sea, enjoying delicacies.

25. A bowl of sweet and sour smile sweetens your mouth; Stew a plate for more than a year and burst your stomach; Fryer is lucky, cool to your heart. Are the guests satisfied with the food provided by my chef on World Chef's Day?

26. Make a happy cake and live a happy life; Make delicious food and be happy forever; Make auspicious dishes, good luck; Make healthy food and live longer.

27. Cut out a wonderful life with a kitchen knife and mix a delicious life with spices; Sketch happiness with starch and carve a beautiful world with a meat cleaver; Stir-fry the beauty of life with a frying spoon and make delicious food with vegetables. World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy meal and happiness forever!

28. Grandma's cooking makes us healthy and educated. If grandma runs a restaurant, it will be crowded every day.

29. The bass is fat and crisp, and the spoon looks good. (Qiao Mai) Cooked oil is new, and cakes are fragrant. Since ancient times, people have been light and rich, and each has returned to his hometown.

30. steaming troubles, happiness bubbling in hot soup; Fry sadness, happiness boils in the hot air; Spoons and spoons play a happy tone; Oil and salt sauce vinegar, seasoning the beauty of life; World Chef's Day, I wish dinner specially prepared for you. May you enjoy happiness and taste the taste of a happy life!

3 1. World Chef's Day, I invite you to dinner. The dishes are as follows: a plate of fried tortoise is radiant; Money is a bowl of rice, with deep pockets; A plate of pistachios is happy and auspicious; A can of eight-treasure porridge is full of extravagance; A bucket of instant noodles is convenient anywhere. When Pepsi listens, you will be happy! I wish you a full meal and happiness!

32. For the most capable pilots, the wind and waves are always extremely heavy.

33. Fresh and smooth, with rich and mellow juice.

Everyone has a skill. Although my mother's education is not high, she has made a lot of efforts to feed and clothe our family. Every time before eating, the tempting smell always makes me stop my homework and rush to the table to have a good meal.

35. Bring together famous dishes and delicacies from all over the world, and bring together different flavors from all over the world, which will make you memorable.

36. Happiness should be stir-fried, and the aroma will diffuse the surrounding space; Worry slowly stews, easily and slowly embraces melancholy; Happiness is like soup, the longer it gets, the stronger it gets. World Chef's Day, may you cook a delicious life of your own.

37. When you go to Tang 'an for the first time, you can cook glutinous rice and carve plums. As big as amaranth, as white as jade, slippery, and fragrant all over the room.

38. Stir-fry all kinds of food and enjoy a visual feast; Seasoning brings out the ups and downs and tastes all the flavors of life; Desserts are infinitely sweet, and fine products are sweet; World Chef's Day, I wish all chefs a happy life.

39. Steamed dumplings are not only beautiful, but also delicious. As the saying goes: move gently, lift slowly, open the window first, then drink soup. But I don't care much about being hungry. Looking at the delicious steamed dumplings, my saliva would have flowed down thousands of feet. I didn't care about the image of a lady, so I grabbed jiaozi and stuffed him in my mouth.

40. This is a chef's resort and chef's website. Please put down your work, busy and complicated, and come here as a guest. There are sweet things when you are happy; If you are lovelorn, there will be something sour; If you are happy, come to something spicy; Self-expansion, there will be bitterness. On the International Chef's Day, taste the taste of life and see the elegance of chefs. Come to the Chef's Resort as a guest!

Friends circle basks in their cooking skills, praises their humor and talks about collections.

The circle of friends basked in their cooking and praised their humor. Talk about a 1. Man is undoubtedly the master of the earth. _ is also a slave to the gastrointestinal tract. Goncharov (Russian writer)

2. devote yourself to cooking food all your life. Not afraid of cold and warm, but seeking good food. With Ling, our cooking is unparalleled. I would like to do my part for my life, and delicious food is all over the world. Eat well, you will be healthy and your face will smell better. World Chef's Day, Happy Chef's Day!

Sweating and dancing in the air with a shovel without complaining. There are many kinds of food, and customers are full of praise. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste. World Chef's Day, thank you for your hard work and make our life full of happiness!

Seeing this, I can't wait to try it with chopsticks. Wow! It is delicious. Mom's cooking is really delicious!

5. Carve a happy life with an artistic knife, stir-fry a wonderful life with a spatula, season prosperous days with spices, and fill dishes with happy meals. World Chef's Day, I wish you happy cooking and continue to cook happily!

My neighbor's mother put a rib in my mouth. I just think sparerib soup is fresh but not greasy. My neighbor's mother told me that her son even finished the sparerib soup and ate half a bowl of rice.

7. I miss your noodles. Miss the jiaozi you cooked, crystal clear. You use spring and autumn techniques to make tiger skin green peppers, carving techniques to make cold dishes, and literary techniques to make braised pork. You choose a chef, and the world loses a poet. World Chef's Day, food depends on chefs. Wish: Happy holidays!

8. Sweet, sour, bitter and salty, bringing out all kinds of life; Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar cook everything in the world; Stir-fry and cook, and make thousands of delicious dishes. Chef, let's enjoy the visual feast and taste the delicious food on earth. World Chef's Day, I wish the hard-working chefs happiness!

9. A pair of skillful hands interpret colorful colors, a spoonful of stir-fry ups and downs, a face of enthusiasm and regret to show off your youth, and a top hat is people's evaluation of you. World Chef's Day is coming. I wish all chefs in the world: enjoy a delicious life and have a colorful future!

10. The kitchen knife waved and sang happily, and the frying spoon danced and laughed happily. Babao's birthday cake was filled with vegetables, and the spoon and shovel in his hand jumped up happily. If you want to ask the master what he is interested in, the customers will be crowded with people to promote my name. World Chef's Day, may the chef show off his cooking skills!

1 1. This dish is colorful and makes my mouth water. Look at other dishes, which dazzles me.

12. Pots and pans fight in your hands, fire and water form friendship in your hands, oil and salt turn into fresh fragrance in your hands, and food blooms in your hands. World Chef's Day, thank you for your exquisite cooking, and the rich fragrance deeply attracts us.

13. The Yangtze River everywhere knows the beauty of fish, and the bamboo is good and the mountain is fragrant.

14. When walking around the wheat field, begging for weeds and cooking mountain soup for the monk's house.

15. The green color in steamed dumplings reveals dough as thin as steamed paper, just like jade. With a gentle bite, the skin is broken, and the dishes made of shrimp, leeks and eggs are refreshing and moist. After eating it, my mouth is still full of shrimp smell, which is really delicious.

16. A bowl of sweet and sour smile sweetens your mouth; Stew a plate for more than a year and burst your stomach; Fryer is lucky, cool to your heart. Are the guests satisfied with the food provided by my chef on World Chef's Day?

17. Clever you describe flowers, birds, insects and fish, lifelike; Powerful you stir-fry in the kitchen, sweet and sour, sweating; Hard-working, you use a rational mind to interpret the thickness of science. The World Chef's Day is coming. I wish the chefs and friends to play the wonderful songs of pots and pans and the strongest sound of life!

18. Hold a kitchen knife and carve a happy life with your heart; Stir-fry with a spatula to cook the delicious life; Stew slowly and savor the happy time slowly. World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy life!

19. People who eat all day can't enjoy a meal. (British dictionary editor) Fowler

20. People's diet should absorb all kinds of nutrients from whole grains and vegetables, and they should not be partial to food. (China educator) Xu Teli

You are a chef in a white suit, and the hat on your head shows your superb cooking. Your thick neck and big belly are the unremitting results of your love of work. On World Chef's Day, I wish all chefs and friends in the world a happy life. I want to say to you: I love you forever.

22. Honey, let's all quit our jobs and start a restaurant. I will help you, so don't worry about business!

23. Some people are born with a talent for cooking! For example, my wife made a vegetable and egg soup and made it taste like seafood soup!

Speaking of my grandmother, she is a veritable "chef". Grandma's cooking is delicious. Don't believe it? Let me show you around.

25. The kitchen knife waved and sang happily, and the gourd ladle danced and laughed happily. Babao's birthday cake was filled with vegetables, and the spoon and shovel in his hand jumped up happily.

26. Fresh and smooth, with rich and mellow juice.

27. Cut out a wonderful life with a kitchen knife and mix a delicious life with spices; Sketch happiness with starch and carve a beautiful world with a meat cleaver; Stir-fry the beauty of life with a frying spoon and make delicious food with vegetables. World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy meal and happiness forever!

28. Just take a look at my grandmother's cooking, and I promise you will drool thousands of miles away. Look, the red ones are peppers, the green ones are vegetables, and the yellow ones are egg skins. The table is full of colorful dishes, which makes people appetite.

29. Delicious food is nothing more than cooking in front of you. ...

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes it.

3 1. You sang the chef's song, sometimes melodious, sometimes passionate, let us be intoxicated first. When playing chess, the next step is salt, and the next step is monosodium glutamate. We are surprised at your good chess. You paint on delicious food, which is colorful here and abstract there, presenting wonderful achievements to our eyes. (complete sentence). World Chef's Day, thank you, Chef, and wish you happiness!

I dare to put this sentence here. You come to my house for dinner, and my daughter-in-law won't let you eat repeated dishes for ten days and a half. That's great.

Grandma's cooking is not only delicious, but also nutritious. Grandma often says to me, "There are many dishes on the market now, so you can buy whatever you want. Grandma can cook for you in different ways every day.

34. There is a clank of cleaning. Without water, firewood can't be pumped. Don't rush him when he is ripe, he will be beautiful when the heat is enough. Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dirt. The rich refuse to eat, and the poor don't know how to cook. Get up in the morning and play two bowls, which are full, so don't worry at all.

35. Zongzi is made of pure white glutinous rice and red dates wrapped in green reed leaves. Peel off the reed leaves after cooking, and it seems that there are still a few bright red agates embedded in the rice ball, which is very beautiful.

36. Bake happiness, let the breath of happiness overflow, stir-fry the dishes you like, let the beautiful fragrance drift, and fill the dining table of life with happy meals. The world chefs adjust their delicious lives and enjoy a happy life every day!

37. There are no plums in warm mountains, and crabs are unique to Qingjiang.

38. Cucumber is green when tender. The whole body is covered with tender thorns, just like a mace, which is covered with a thin layer of white gauze, also known as "frost", which can be used to distinguish whether it is fresh or not. After a period of time, the "wrinkles" with yellow in the green climbed on its forehead, and finally the whole body turned yellow, indicating that the cucumber was "old" and had the feeling of "getting old", so some people called it "cucumber".

39. Make longevity cakes skillfully, which are nutritious and healthy. Medicinal porridge cooked by Gaoyi is a health care soup. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple are better than beautiful flowers. Seasoned with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, it is delicious and delicious for you to eat. May my cooking be famous!

40. Don't get tired of the hard work every day, dare to break into the kitchen, how noble the white hat is and create a delicious life. Pots, spoons, buckets and pots ring, smoking and roasting are not afraid of dirt, killing fish, washing vegetables, scraping large intestine and cutting chicken and duck sticks. You are the busiest on holidays, working overtime and sweating. On World Chef's Day, I wish chefs a rising salary and happiness!

Talk about your cooking and boast of your good humor (40 articles)

Humorous talk about basking in one's cooking and praising one's good cooking: 1 Bless the four happy encounters, health and longevity; Make a happy sweet potato, just be happy; Make a plate of auspicious braised fish with infinite luck. World Chef's Day, I wish you a happy cooking and a happy mood!

There are thousands of streets in the world, among which the bravest chefs are the most. He is not afraid of knives, mountains and seas, tastes sweet and sour, sweats profusely, and wants to give delicious food to his wife.

The chicken soup made by my mother is white, fragrant, salty and delicious. Every time my mother cooks chicken soup, I take a small spoon to drink, take a sip, taste it, swallow it, take another sip, taste it, swallow it, take another sip, taste it, swallow it, take another sip, taste it and swallow it.

I have hardly tasted the special cuisine of Yunnan. There are reasons for poor appetite at high altitude, reasons for spiritual victory, and so on. I don't remember those smells now. Maybe it is spicy, maybe it is sour. Perhaps, specious.

Honey, let's all quit our jobs and open a restaurant. I'll help you. Don't worry about business!

6. The salted duck skin is white and tender, fat but not greasy, delicious, fragrant, crisp and tender.

7. When we are sitting at the dining table enjoying delicious food, the hard-working chef is busy in front of the stove; When we were talking and laughing in the air-conditioned room, the hard-working chef sweated under the high temperature; While we were commenting on the delicious food, the hard-working chef was cheering for the new menu. On World Chef's Day, let's say sincerely: Chefs, you have worked hard!

8. There are many kinds of delicious food, which are praised by family members. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

9. Knife work is exquisite, cutting out colorful life; Exquisite materials and beautiful artistic conception; The seasoning is delicious, mixed with ups and downs; Stir-fry and fry the amazing taste; Carefully designed and cooked a happy meal. World Chef's Day, may you enjoy cooking and be happy!

10. World Chef's Day, I invite you to dinner. The dishes are as follows: a plate of fried tortoise is radiant; Money is a bowl of rice, with deep pockets; A plate of pistachios is happy and auspicious; A can of eight-treasure porridge is full of extravagance; A bucket of instant noodles is convenient anywhere. When Pepsi listens, you will be happy! I wish you a full meal and happiness!

1 1. You sang the chef's song, sometimes melodious and sometimes passionate, which made us intoxicated first. When playing chess, the next step is salt, and the next step is monosodium glutamate. We are surprised at your good chess. You paint on delicious food, which is colorful here and abstract there, presenting wonderful achievements to our eyes. (complete sentence). World Chef's Day, thank you, Chef, and wish you happiness!

12. Homesickness is the lack of taste. No matter how many years a person has been wandering outside, even if his accent has changed, he still has unlimited ideas about the food in his hometown.

13. The fat and crisp spoon of perch is delicious, and the newly boiled oil (Qiao Mai) smells like cake. Since ancient times, people have been light and rich, and each has returned to his hometown.

14. The kitchen knife waved and sang happily, and the frying spoon danced and laughed happily. Babao's birthday cake was filled with vegetables, and the spoon and shovel in his hand jumped up happily.

15. The kitchen is my wife's holiday resort. As the saying goes, "Go to the hall and go to the kitchen", and my wife is the most vivid example!

16. A meat cleaver carves a bright future; Light a bonfire and bake delicious food; Order a spoonful and stir-fry for good luck; On World Chef's Day, I want to say to you: I love you.

17. There are 300 lychees every day, so I don't hesitate to be a Lingnan person.

18. Taste the food, not the menu. Cooking a pot of good food is by no means burning money.

19. This dish is colorful and makes my mouth water. Look at other dishes, which dazzles me.

20. I didn't know that my mother's sparerib soup was so delicious. Since then, my mother has become a free female chef in my family.

In the kitchen world, you write down stories about cooking, you write down your favorite food, you make a series of peerless dishes, and you leave a string of fragrance. On the International Chef's Day, I send you a blessing from the kitchen table, wishing you good cooking all your life.

22. The cleaning is clanking, without water, firewood can't be pumped. Don't rush him when he is ripe, he will be beautiful when the heat is enough. Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dirt. The rich refuse to eat, and the poor don't know how to cook. Get up in the morning and play two bowls, which are full, so don't worry at all.

23. A simple fried rice with eggs can make me live forever. I'm afraid only my wife has this ability!

24. Happiness is the taste of dessert; Every dessert has a story; Life is like a dessert. How do you know which one suits you better unless you taste it?

25. Steamed dumplings are not only beautiful, but also delicious. As the saying goes: move gently, lift slowly, open the window first, then drink soup. But I don't care much about being hungry. Looking at the delicious steamed dumplings, my saliva would have flowed down thousands of feet. I didn't care about the image of a lady, so I grabbed jiaozi and stuffed him in my mouth.

26. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

27. Cooking food is like being a human being. Be authentic and choose the best. Careful cooking will become a delicious dish.

28. Carefully select ingredients, carve with care, cook food with deep affection, and carefully set the plate. Lovely chef, you not only let us taste delicious food, but also let us enjoy different styles. World Chef's Day, I wish you health and happiness!

29. When you cut it with a knife, you can see the bright red melon meat. There is not a seed in it. Before eating, you can smell a faint fragrance. When you take a bite, your lips and tongue are stained with bright red juice at the same time. It is sweet and delicious, and people like it more and more. Frozen watermelon is sweeter than the one you just bought. It's really a good fruit to relieve summer heat.

30. Remit the sweetness of love with sugar; Cook with salt and do career struggle; Burn out occasional grievances with vinegar; Make the pride of success with spicy choking; Brew a failed collapse with pain. World Chef's Day, cooking life food with your heart!

3 1. What is the concept of eating out after you know your wife? Just eat at home and out every day!

Grandma's cooking is not only delicious, but also nutritious. Grandma often says to me, "There are many dishes on the market now, so you can buy whatever you want. Grandma can cook for you in different ways every day.

Speaking of my grandmother, she is a veritable "cook". Grandma's cooking is delicious. Don't believe it? Let me show you around.

34. Bake happiness, let the breath of happiness overflow, stir-fry the dishes you like, let the beautiful fragrance drift, and fill the dining table of life with happy meals. The world chefs adjust their delicious lives and enjoy a happy life every day!

35. Are you a chef?

36. Carve a happy life with a utility knife, stir-fry a wonderful life with a spatula, season the prosperous days with spices, and fill the dishes with happy meals. World Chef's Day, I wish you happy cooking and continue to cook happily!

What can I say? My wife cooks. I may have just finished this meal and started looking forward to the next one!

38. Every dish uses a wonderful color scheme; Every bowl of noodles can make you feel exhausted; Every meatball is carefully prepared by you; Only you can make my taste open, but you can make me happy. May you be equally happy on World Chef's Day.

39. Those candied haws are red and shining in the sun. I don't know how many children yearn for them.

40. My neighbor's mother put a rib in my mouth. I just think sparerib soup is fresh but not greasy. My neighbor's mother told me that her son even finished the sparerib soup and ate half a bowl of rice.

A collection of humorous friends' copywriting (40 articles)

A humorous circle of friends copied the article 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

2. Now I am finally relieved. Every time I read your composition, I have an impulse to commit suicide!

This is a mirror, it always reflects light ... it is gold, and it will always run out!

Young people should not always think that pies will fall in the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

I thought it was a flower on the cliff, but later I learned that it was just slag in the sea of people!

6. Every summer when I get a tan, I always think, "Nothing, I'll make it up in winter.

7. Full of wisdom, he propped up his face abruptly.

8. You are like love in the palm of your hand. If you close your hands, you won't suffocate …

9. My sorrow is nothing more than lying flat-chested with my stomach still there.

10. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the perfection of the world; If you are open-minded, you can live freely between heaven and earth.

1 1. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold!

12. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

13. Life is not just the present, but also the invitation of old love.

14. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

15. When I was a child, I always turned off the lights and rushed to bed at high speed!

16. I didn't raise my hand in the monthly exam. I really thought I slept in class for nothing.

17. In English class, the teacher asked us to read the word apple, and the whole class tacitly shouted "iphone".

18. Dressing is trendy, trendy and non-mainstream. Dressing sexy is sitting on the stage.

19. Brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

20. I like you so much that you will die.

A humorous circle of friends article 2 2 1. People who stumble over the same stone will not scold themselves, nor will they scold the stone in return.

22. Don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

23. My soul is singing and dancing, but my body is on the bed.

24. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you.

25. Mosquitoes are not hateful. Hatefully, Tang Bohu forgot to give us some mosquito-repellent incense.

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You got angry, and then my family couldn't surf the Internet.

27. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

28. What people want to see is not you at the starting line, but you at the finish line.

29. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up a pen that fell to the ground in the first grade.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

3 1. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

If I were a genius, I would draw a well, put you in it, and then draw a lid.

33. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

34. Practice has proved that if you can't mix well, you will swear not to go back.

Although I can't cook, I ordered a good takeaway.

36. I don't want to do anything today, just want to be handsome in peace.

37. Smoke rose from Luxiang in Rizhao. When Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant, his mouth was watering outside thousands of feet and he had no money in his pocket.

I am so lonely that even my desire is broken.

39. Tell yourself a good night story, which is full of ups and downs and exciting. At this moment, I am too deeply involved in the play to pursue the murderer.

40. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.