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Will you stop calling me sister-in-law?
By your side
How long has it been?
How can I have time to go back?
Cherish every minute.
A clenched hand
Unwilling to relax
/kloc-the plane at 0/0: 30 is waiting.
Don't let your tears flow.
I have to go.
must remember
Our story is unforgettable.
Too many memories and hopes.
No matter how crazy it is.
I am willing to collect it all my life.
Our story can't be forgotten.
The plot has developed too much.
-"Our Story"
I waved again, and I turned away and entered the gate. The moment I turned around, my tears disappeared. Chen Yi, I don't want to,
I don't want to leave you, I don't want to live in a world without you, then I will have no strength to breathe. But now, besides leaving you,
What else can I do for you? I want to leave you, even if it is enough for me to live. I know how painful my existence is for you, I know.
How many tears have you shed for me? I know my fading is the best ending, and I know you will be happy, because before I appeared, you were
Just happy. Your happiness can only be given by your brother.
"Mom, why are you so rich today?" Mom is busy cooking dinner, and I am busy stealing vegetables. Mom always said, I don't have to count on this virtue anymore.
Married, add a sigh. I told you, I will stay with my mother all my life. Actually, what I'm thinking is, I'm not getting married,
I won't marry a man. But I never said that.
Today, your brother said he would bring a friend back. "Mom smiled sweetly. It's your future sister-in-law You should take good care of others, you know? "After that, once again.
This is a comforting smile.
"Haha, I finally have a nephew."
"You girl."
This is the first time I have brought a girl home. It seems that he is serious about this love. I am 30 years old and have had many women, but I have never brought them back.
Mom, look. It seems that this woman is really likely to be my sister-in-law. What kind of woman is she that can make my wild brother settle down?
Coming? I am full of curiosity about her.
I was lying on the sofa watching an entertainment program when the door suddenly opened. My brother is back, and my future sister-in-law.
"Mom, I'm back."
Mother hurried out of the kitchen and wiped her hands with a rag.
"Mom, this is Chen Yi, my girlfriend." Mom is sweet again, not just smiling. It seems that mother is very satisfied with this daughter-in-law.
"Aunt, hello. This is a small gift. I don't know what to send when we meet for the first time. I hope my aunt likes it. " Chen Yi is very long.
The long black bun is draped over the shoulders, and the clothes are simple black and white, elegant and noble. Pointy face, skin
Very good, it's standard white and pink, and its eyes are not very big, but it has aura, which will make you feel very excited. With a cherry in his mouth
Yes, the nose is small and straight. Charming and pure, mature and lively. I finally know why I have a crush on her. Because even I'm great.
The elephant is infatuated with her. This demon and angel are exactly the same.
"Ha, ha, ha, it is good to come, it is good to come. There is no need to send anything. Aunt doesn't know how happy you are to come. " Mom even smiled from ear to ear.
Stand up and turn your head to me. "Girl, come and say hello."
Good sister-in-law!' I made faces at my brother on purpose.
Chen Yi's face suddenly turned red, like a red apple.
"This is my sister, to hin. This girl is always like this. Let her go, haha. " Actually, I saw my brother laughing happily.
Mom also quickly told her to sit down and eat.
So the four of us ate around a table, chatting about my childhood fun, the ambiguous relationship between our two brothers and sisters, and my mother began.
How hard our family used to be. Our family is not rich. My father got sick and left when we were very young, but I live up to my expectations and rely on myself.
I have finished my college studies and obtained the position of manager today. Speaking of which, I can't help but praise my brother. I also deeply know that this family is lucky.
Thanks to my brother, I can be here today. . My brother is seven years older than me. After my father left, he seemed to take on the responsibility of his father, taking care of my mother and me and never working hard.
Without a word. I wouldn't be here anyway if I hadn't insisted on finishing college and helping me find this good job in a Japanese company.
To be honest, I am full of gratitude and admiration for my brother from the heart.
As she spoke, her mother was so excited that tears filled her eyes.
"Well, mom, all the hard work is over." I quickly wiped away my tears for my mother.
I've hugged my mom before. "Yes, aren't we all doing well now?" Look, how embarrassed Sister Chen Yi is. "
I think it is more appropriate to call me Sister Chen Yi, but later I learned that Chen Yi is only two years older than me. It's really a loss
"Really, you see I get carried away. Sorry, Chen Yi. "
"It doesn't matter, aunt. I just like to take care of my family with health. I am not afraid of hard work and have a sense of responsibility. It's not easy for aunt to teach such a son. high
Xing Cai shed tears. "
Say that finish, the four of us laughed.
That night, I had a dream that it was not my brother who brought Chen home, but me. I bumped my head when I woke up. After freshening up, I will take the bus.
It took nearly two hours to go back to work by bus. I usually live in the company dormitory and occasionally go home to spend time with my mother on holidays. After graduating from college at the age of 22
I work in this Japanese company introduced by my brother. I majored in Japanese, so I worked as a translator here and recently started studying.
It's been a year since other things were imperceptible. My brother and mother live together, but because of my high position, heavy task and busy, sometimes.
I didn't see him when I got home. But we've always had a good relationship. Probably because my brother is much older than me. He is always meticulous.
Take good care of me. I owe my brother so much.
2
suddenly
The dark sky hangs over the dark earth.
The world can suddenly have nothing.
I think of you.
Think about yourself again.
Why am I always in a very fragile time?
Miss you
I see
I can't give up your love
I'm too familiar with your concern.
Inseparable inseparable
Is it comfort or sadness to miss you?
-"Suddenly"
After that night, more than a week passed, and I still work like an ant every day, occasionally going to a nearby Saturday bar in the evening.
Have a drink or go to the moon shadow coffee.
Shop, have a cup of blue mountain. To tell the truth, I don't appreciate wine or coffee. I just want to drink and enjoy it.
That smell, that feeling. Usually I drink alone. I didn't want anyone around at that time. I just want to be alone.
Gradually, my colleagues said that I fell in love with lonely people. But in fact, everyone who knows me knows that I am an absolutely cheerful person. But I don't know why, we are here.
At that time, I just wanted to be alone.
When I was in college, LinYu and I always appeared in bars and coffee shops. We all like to drink the same wine and coffee. We all like it.
The feeling of two people together, just because I brought an extra friend, she gave me a whole day. I finally found her that night,
She turned away again. I grabbed her hand and pulled her back. Suddenly she fell in my arms. The closer I get, the more I can hear her voice.
The heart is beating faster and faster. Then she stopped struggling and was held in my arms.
"Why are you angry?" I asked deliberately.
"I, I didn't. Too lazy to be angry with you! Hum. "
"You," I paused to decide whether to continue, "are you jealous?"
She didn't answer me and struggled out of my arms.
"Do you like me?" I decided to go on. Anyway, I want an answer tonight. "I like you very much. No, I love you. you like
Me? Love me? "I grabbed her by the shoulder.
"Xuan, me. . . . . . "She hugged me tightly. At that moment, I was full of hope.
She let go of my hand. "I'm sorry, Xuan."
She turned and ran away quickly. I was left alone, standing alone in the night when the cold wind was howling.
A week later, I heard that she had a boyfriend, who was the captain of the school football team. He is tall and handsome. I know that man started chasing him a long time ago.
Begging for rain. Since then, I have often seen the two of them appear on campus, with happy smiles on their faces.
From then on, I stayed alone in bars and coffee shops. It was about that time that I fell in love with loneliness.
As soon as I saw Chen Yi, I thought of LinYu. They have little in common except their long black hair, which I don't understand.
Why does Chen Yi remind me of LinYu? That night, that strange dream.
I looked down and continued to drink that cup of four.
Season, tell yourself not to think about anything. I don't think I like anything too bitter, so
So I've always chosen this sweeter cocktail. I must add sugar to my coffee. At that time, LinYu often said that I was unhappy without sugar. Tell yourself.
I don't want to think of her again, but everything seems to remind me of her. It's almost three years since her junior year, but I've already
There is no way to forget her. A person who has been deeply rooted in his heart will not forget it easily. If he can forget, it's probably because he doesn't love deeply.
. I think I need a little time to cool my love for LinYu, or I need to fall in love with someone.
I sat alone in the corner of the bar, immersed in reflection on the past and the future, drinking four cups after another.
season
I don't know to wake up. I looked at my watch. It's past 12, and I have to go to work tomorrow, so I immediately stood up and prepared to leave. four
Although the season
It's not hard liquor, but I still get drunk when I drink too much, and I always drink lightly. I feel a little dark as soon as I stand up, so I can't help it.
I fell down, but I felt myself in a warm embrace. Am I really drunk? I looked at it with a warm feeling, but I smelled roses.
It smells so good that I feel like I fell into the flower. He looks very drunk.
"Miss, are you drunk?"
When I looked back, it was a woman, very coquettish, with a nice outline, but wearing sunglasses, I couldn't see my eyes, so I guess it was very similar.
The kind with heavy eye shadow. I woke up for a while before I wanted to stand up.
"well. Sorry. "
"I often see you drinking here alone. Such a beautiful girl must have a boyfriend. Why don't you bring it? "
"Oh. Thank you. I'll go first. " I don't think I need to explain too much to a strange woman.
Fortunately, the dormitory is not far from here. When I came back, I slept until dawn. When I wake up, I can still feel the heat of the sun on my ass. then
I realized an unfortunate fact: I was late.
Brush your teeth quickly, wash your face and run to the company. I wish I didn't smell of alcohol.
"Xiao Xuan, just come to work?" Outside the office, I met the fat manager. What terrible things happen one after another.
"well. Sorry, Manager Wang. I had something to do last night and went to bed very late. So ... . "Before I went on, the fat manager patted me on the shoulder.
Bang said, "Young man, it's good to go out for entertainment at night and save your strength." But not going to work is not good,
Don't let it happen again. "
"It won't happen again. Thank you manager. " The fat manager is a senior at my brother's university, and I got the job through this relationship.
And, of course, my strength. The fat manager is good. He seems to take special care of me, probably because of my brother. It is possible that life
I have a good life. People are a little fat in middle age. Pot-bellied in his thirties.
I fled back to my seat like an escaped chicken. Just sit down, Lu Shi leaned his head, "hey, to be honest, I made it last night.
What's the matter? "
I motioned for her to lean over, blew a sigh in her ear and said softly, "What do you think?"
"rotten egg, you are not good to me." Say, just poke my head with your finger.
"Well, let's get to work. I'm already late. I can't be scolded any more."
"Pretend to be serious with me again." Say that finish or du mouth, sit back to the position. I started another day's work. Less than half an hour,
I was so hungry that I ran so fast just now that I forgot to buy breakfast.
"here." Lu Shi didn't know when he came.
"Lu Shi, you are so considerate!" I smell the fragrant porridge, and when I need it, Lu Shi will always appear. I remember last night.
She suddenly lost power, and when I panicked, she appeared in time.
"Eat, or I don't care whether you are hungry or not."
"I know you won't." I gave her a bad smile. "But why do you have porridge?" Have you eaten? "
"Eat early, just see you haven't come so late, I knew you must be late, breakfast is definitely not to eat, just go down and buy you a copy.
Porridge. "Lu Shi bent down and put his arm around my neck and said in an ambiguous voice," Why, how can I repay you? "
"Promise each other?"
"Jinri Hotel,11/room, waiting for you tonight." Still that kind of ambiguous tone.
"Go to hell, you want to be beautiful."
"At noon, please." She waved and sat back in her seat.
We've been arguing all the time, and no one will care.
three
Flower of life's buds have not yet bloomed,
Withered in a stuffy room,
Youth flies silently,
The only marks left are sadness and tears.
From the moment I came into this world,
Until the glory of youth,
The happiness and joy of that beautiful youth
Never soothed my melancholy heart.
I stood on the threshold of life,
Looking at the distance in a bad mood and anxious.
Fantasy: "There, there is joy!" "
But that's just the yearning for the phantom.
Spread your golden wings,
The love of youth shines,
Like a charming fairy,
Flying in front of my eyes.
I hurried after her ... she flew far away,
I can't catch up with her anyway! . . . . . . Ah, that short happy time,
When can I visit with laughter?
Ah, the dark torch of youth,
When will it shine,
When will there be a date with her bright smile,
Light up the dark road under my feet.
-"Joy" Pushkin
During a rare holiday, I wandered aimlessly in the street. At the corner of the street, I found a very chic coffee shop.
A very unique name-Garden Pavilion. This name brings me closer, and there is a poem engraved on the wall.
Ah, young passers-by,
Please remain pious,
Come to this lonely place.
Climb the garden pavilion to show your love.
I used to be happy here—
Pour out my passion sweetly,
Time stopped its hurried steps,
Blessing is here, pause here.
I thought about it. That's Pushkin's inscription on the garden pavilion.
I seem to be attracted by some kind of magic, so I walked into this coffee shop and ordered a cup of blue mountain. To tell the truth, I don't love the blue mountains alone, but I don't.
I have tasted other coffee, and I am not confident that it will suit me better than Blue Mountain.
There is classical music in the coffee shop. As for the masterpiece of a great composer in which century, I have no leisure to study it, let alone interest in music.
I don't know anything, but I like listening to unknown classical music and tasting fragrant coffee in this antique coffee shop.
Looking at the hot air of coffee, it seems that you are in another world. Without noise and trouble, everything is so harmonious and beautiful.
All right. Drinking alone in a bar is reminiscent of loneliness. Drinking coffee alone in a coffee shop is reminiscent of loneliness. lonely
And aloof, you ask me which one to choose, and I say look at the mood.
While I was immersed in the medieval world, an equally elegant female voice, as if from the Middle Ages, pulled me back to 2 1 century.
"To hin, is that you? What a coincidence. " I looked up at the familiar woman in front of me.
"Morning elder sister? Yes, what a coincidence. " I didn't expect to meet her in this place, but I was inexplicably happy.
"Waiter, this way." She ordered coffee and the waiter was bringing it to her. She sat down opposite me. "Would you mind joining us?"
"Of course not. Do you also drink blue mountains? " I smell her coffee. Although I don't know coffee, I drank too much. I can still taste the blue mountains faintly.
Easy to identify.
Hmm. Blue mountain is the best in coffee, with rich and mellow taste, which perfectly matches the ups and downs of coffee. In this European candlestick, it is dirty.
Out of the deep and shallow halo, in the space surrounded by Merlot, waiting for a cup of mellow blue mountain coffee, the soul is like being washed. Used to express unhappiness or annoyance.
Great hospitality. "She paused, looking away from the cup of Blue Mountain Coffee and looking at me." Look at me, I get carried away when I talk about coffee.
, hehe. "
"It doesn't matter. Sister Chen Yi is very good at coffee. "
I think this woman is very tasty, just like a glass of blue mountain.
Later, we talked from coffee to Europe, from Europe to Asia, and talked about how she and my brother met. It turns out that Chen Yi is nearby.
Working in a foreign trade company, she and her brother met because of their work. My brother has been very busy. Chen Yi often comes here alone in his spare time.
Come to a coffee shop
I don't know why I call her sister Chen Yi very crowded. In the later conversation, I knew that she was only two years older than me, and then I called her sister directly.
In addition to this word, call her Chen Yi, just like her brother.
I was secretly glad of that meeting. Since then, I often go to the "Garden Pavilion" to drink coffee, and the drinking time is getting longer and longer. I know
Deep down, I am secretly expecting something, such as an elegant female voice.
Later, we met more often, and agreed to go shopping together and drink coffee is no longer a chance encounter. From then on, I was no longer alone in the coffee shop.
Figure.
It is rare to wait for a leisurely Sunday. I plan to sleep in at home to recover. Just when I was so sleepy, my cell phone rang.
Xuan, what are you doing? It's Chen Yi. She doesn't know when she started calling me Xuan. All I know is that I like it very much and feel close.
Secret.
"What is it?"
"Come out and go shopping with me."
"No, I want to sleep." How could I say such a thing? If she gives up like this, I will regret it.
"Quick. See you at the usual place in half an hour. Don't let your brother kill you. " With that, she hung up the phone. It turns out that no matter how elegant a woman looks.
There will be barbaric times. However, my heart is secretly happy.
I washed my face in a hurry and changed my clothes. I arrived at the Garden Pavilion. I saw Chen Yi standing at the door in the distance. Unconsciously "garden pavilion"
"Has become our old place.
"How dare you keep a beautiful woman waiting?"
"I am urgent in eight hundred. I don't want to think about how far it is from my dormitory to here. How dare you let a beautiful woman run like a splash?
Woman. "
"Yes, yes, then let's go, our big beauty." She took my arm and walked to the pedestrian street.
Chen Yi walked into a store decorated with European white-collar favorites, handbags, scarves and high heels. . . . .
"Yi Chen, look, how about this silk scarf? I will call you very much. " Say, I'll tie her up
"This is the design of a famous Italian teacher. Lavender is very suitable for this very elegant lady. " Sales are explained on the side.
"Then I'll buy it, Yi Xuan, and pay for it."
"Ah?"
"Is it wrong to buy something for my sister-in-law?" It seems that women hold grudges. She remembers the last time I called her sister-in-law, which embarrassed her.
I still paid the money obediently. Out of the shop, she took my arm and held the newly installed silk scarf in front of me. "This is my sister-in-law to buy sister-in-law.
Yes Ha ha. "
"Really?" I suddenly felt a little lost and said to myself, "No, Ariel Lin Ann bought this for you. I have nothing to do with anyone."
Very important! "
After returning to the "Garden Pavilion", we ordered two cups of blue mountains. She didn't notice the change of my mood.
"Yi Xuan, can you tie it for me?" She brought me that silk scarf just now.
"well. All right. " I stood up and tied it on her, and my finger slipped over her neck on purpose.
Are you taking my money?
"It is. It's not enough to send a silk scarf and rub some oil? " I'm smiling.
"Well, how about you give me a diamond ring and I promise myself?"
"You-"
"How am I?"
"Are you worth it?" I moved back, knowing that she would hit me on the head. Last time she said someone was watching her, I said she was bragging, and she was.
Hit me on the head like this. "Ah." I let out a scream, but I didn't expect to step on my foot this time. The sound undoubtedly attracted the attention of others, all of us.
Pretend as if nothing happened, as if the scream didn't come from us.
"You really know how to pretend." I laughed at her on purpose.
"Also say, it's all your fault, scream."
"Me, screaming?" I looked at her. "Well, I screamed. Sorry. "
"Well ~ that's right. Respect your sister-in-law, you know? " She pretended to be serious and exaggerated on purpose, but I couldn't laugh.
"Brother has been with you so little?"
"He is busy with work. It doesn't matter. " She looked at me again and smiled. "Just stay with me for your brother."
I'm willing to be with you as long as you want. I thought so in my heart, but I said, "I have a military dress."
The next minister is waiting to date me. How can you waste your time like this? "
"Then Ann's beauty will pity me, a poor wretch without company."
"I am still very caring ~"
"smelly beauty ~"
"Hehe." "Hehe."
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