What are the copywriting sentences about noodles?

Bring a bowl of beef noodles. Pale yellow noodles float in the reddish soup in the bowl, dotted with several large pieces of reddish-brown beef and green leaves. Red is green, and the visual effect is shocking.

Today is your birthday. I made you a bowl of longevity noodles. Every noodle has a kind of happiness. Finally, I poured a happy soup and put a happy fried egg. May you eat in your mouth and be beautiful in your heart. Happy birthday!

When I saw the way you pouted when you lost your temper, I tried to bump tofu, hang myself with noodles, jump into a teacup and drown, but all failed. Now I am waiting for you to deal with me. Forgive me!

When I walked into the rental house in Pan Zi, I saw a bowl of rotten and moldy noodles on the table. Chopsticks aside, a pile of moldy tofu in the bowl has completely turned black and dried.

I always thought happiness was like shoes. Do you know whether it is comfortable or not? No matter how big the brand is, it doesn't suit you, but it hurts just as much. The noodles made by your mother are just more delicious than more than 100 pieces of noodles in the restaurant.

I want to hang myself with a whole noodle, but I can't even afford instant noodles. I'd better make do with it

Before and after Grain Rain, clusters of buds appeared on the Toona sinensis trees, which were the favorite "fresh goods" of Beijingers. Toona sinensis fried fish, Tofu Tofu, Toona sinensis beans, Toona sinensis scrambled eggs and Toona sinensis noodles are all mouth watering. I just picked all the buds, and in a few days they came out again, red and tender, so bright and lovely. Pick Toona sinensis! Dad took off the hook with a long pole, and the buds fell like raindrops. I put it in a plastic basin, and soon I filled a basin full and gave it to my neighbors and friends to taste in advance. Everyone praised it as tender and fragrant.

Every time I don't hear from you, I feel miserable! I tried to hang myself with noodles, start with tofu, commit suicide with vitamins and jump off a building with a parachute, but I just couldn't die! I feel sick and want to eat KFC. You invited me!

Today is your birthday. I made you a bowl of longevity noodles. Every kind of noodles has a pleasant side. Finally, I poured a happy soup and put a happy fried egg. May you eat in your mouth and be beautiful in your heart. Happy birthday!

Like a noodle, I jumped into the noodle soup bowl of life.