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Journey to the west. Sixty-eight times

Back to the sixty-eighth Tang Priest's comment on Sun Walker's past life.

Good is rewarded with good, and it is famous on four continents. Wisdom and light climbed the other shore, whizzed past, and the sky was full of clouds. The Buddhas * * * reward each other and stay in Yaotai forever. Break the butterfly dream on the earth, have a rest, clean the dusty atmosphere and be carefree. It is said that Sanzang and his disciples washed the filthy hutong and embarked on the road of freedom. Time passed quickly, and it was also worth the scorching sun. Exactly: sea willows play brocade, lotus leaves open. Two paths of poplars hide milk swallows, and pedestrians shake summer fans. Entering the front, I suddenly saw a city nearby. Sanzang drew back the reins and called, "Disciples, what do you think that place is?" "Master can't read," Monkey said. . "How did you get instructions from the Tang King to leave North Korea?" Sanzang said:

"I have been a monk since I was a child, and I know everything about classics. How can I say that I can't read? " "If you can read," Monkey asked, "why don't you recognize the apricot yellow flag and the words on the head of the city, but ask where you are going?" Sanzang shouted, "This is Po Hou's nonsense! The flag was blown in a mess by the wind, and even the words could not be understood! " "How can I see it?" Asked the monkey. Friar Sand said, "Master, don't listen to your brother. From a distance, the city still doesn't understand. How can I tell what the font size is? " "But this isn't Zhu Ziguo?" Asked the monkey. "Zhu Ziguo must be the throne of the western countries," Sanzang said, "but the official documents should be changed." "Stop it," Monkey said.

Soon, I got off the horse at the city gate, crossed the bridge and entered the third floor door. What an imperial country!

But see: the gatehouses are towering and row upon row. Living water flows around, and the north and south mountains are opposite. There are many goods in six streets and three markets, and every household has a prosperous business. It is really an imperial metropolis and a wealthy capital. This is the ladder to the kingdom, and the distance is full of jade. The shape is far away, and the palace wall is connected with the Han and Qing dynasties.

The lock and key of the three customs are strict, and everything is equal. Disciples walking in the street saw magnificent figures, neat clothes and clear words, which really did not belong to the world of the Tang Dynasty. Both parties are engaged in business. Suddenly, they saw Pig Bajie's ugly face, Friar Sand's black face and long body, and Monkey Sun's face was covered with hair and forehead. They all came to see him. Sanzang just shouted, "Don't make trouble! Keep your head down! "

Pig obeyed, holding a lotus mouth in his arms. Friar Sand didn't dare to look up. Monkey looked around and followed the Tang Priest. Those who have princes will go back when they see them. Idle people and urchins, laughing, all came forward to throw tiles and bricks and play with Pig. Holding a sweat, the Tang Priest only told him, "Don't make trouble!" Idiot dare not look up.

After a while, I turned my head and suddenly saw a door wall with the words "Huitong Pavilion" written on it. The Tang Priest said, "Disciple, let's go into this yamen." "Why do you want to go in?" Asked the monkey. Tang priest said:

"The meeting hall is the place where the first general in the world meets. We also bother and have a rest in it.

When I saw the driver, I changed the official document and drove out of the city. Hearing this, Bajie started to talk, which startled dozens of people who were watching. He stepped forward and said, "Master said we should hide inside to avoid making any noise." Then they went into the museum, and those people gradually withdrew.

It is said that there are two ambassadors in the museum, one on the right and the other on the right. They are all checking the servants in the hall to pick up the official. Suddenly the Tang Priest arrived, and everyone was startled and asked, "Who is it? who is it? Where to go? " Sanzang crossed his hands and said, "I am a poor monk sent to the West by the Tang Dynasty in the East. I dare not go in private now. I want to check the papers and let them go, so I have the right to take a break with Gao Yanei. " Hearing this, the two librarians retreated left and right, tied their crowns one by one and met in the lower hall. They ordered the guest room to be cleaned and rested, and the Education Department supported them. Thanks, Sanzang. Two police officers took her husband out of the hall. The servants asked the master to rest in the guest room, and Sanzang went. "You lazy guy!" Monkey said bitterly. Why not let me in the hall? "Sanzang said," He doesn't accept the jurisdiction of the Tang Dynasty and has no contact with our country. In addition, his boss comes to see us from time to time, and it is not good to stay here and treat him like this. " The monkey said, "I insist on his treat!" "At this moment, someone was responsible for sending me a plate of white rice, a plate of white flour, two dishes, four pieces of tofu, two pieces of gluten, a plate of dried bamboo shoots and a plate of fungus. Sanzang disciples accepted it and thanked the housekeeper, who said, "There is a clean stove in the west room, so firewood is convenient. Please cook for yourself. "Let me ask you something," Sanzang said. "Is the king in the temple?"

The steward said, "Long live the long-lost grandfather of the imperial court. Today is an auspicious day, and we are discussing the Yellow List with civil and military officials. If you want to change the official documents, take this opportunity to catch up. Tomorrow, I can't win. I don't know how long I have to wait. " "Wukong," Sanzang said, "you arrange to be a vegetarian here. When I come back from a quick inspection of Guan Wen, I will eat and leave." Bajie hurriedly took out his robe. Sanzang tied himself into the DPRK, but told his disciples not to go out and make trouble.

In a short time, I arrived at Wufeng Tower. I can't describe how magnificent the hall is. It wasn't until the end of the door that I was annoyed to convey to heaven that I wanted to check the official documents. Huangmen Guanguo came to the jade steps and said, "Outside the imperial gate, there are monks sent by the Tang Dynasty from the eastern soil. He went to the Buddhist Temple of Leiyin in the Western Heaven to worship the Buddha. He wants to change customs clearance documents and listen to the announcement. " The king listened and said, "I have been ill for a long time and have never ascended the throne." I went to the temple for a doctor today, and a monk came to China! " That is, the decree was issued and Sanzang bowed down. The king also announced that he had won a seat in the Golden Temple and ordered Guanglu Temple to hold a fast. Thanks, Sanzang. Put it in the relevant documents. After reading it, the King of Qi was very happy and said, "Master, how long has your Great Tang Dynasty been? How many generations of ministers and sages? As for the Tang king, why did he come back from his illness and take you thousands of miles to find the scriptures? " When asked, the elder leaned down and put his hands together and said, "Where is the poor monk? Huang San is running all over the world, and the five emperors are divided?" . Yao Shun acceded to the throne, in Tang Anmin. As a result, all the children made their own contributions in a week. Bully the weak and divide the country into kings. Bong Jun 18, divide the dust. After 12, the universe is peaceful.

Because there are no chariots and horses, but they devour each other. Seven people fight for victory, and six countries belong to Qin. Born in Lu Pei, everyone is ruthless. Jiangshan belongs to the Han Dynasty, and the law is respected. Han is Sima, Jin is different. South and North Twelve, Song and Qi Chen Liang. Ancestors followed, and the great Sui Dynasty was Shao Zhen. There is no way to enjoy flowers, there are many people who draw charcoal. My name is Tang Jun, and I come from Li Wang. High-impedance words drive, today's people also. He is honest and generous. Because there is a strange water dragon god in the north of Chang 'an, breaking the rain should hurt your health. Hold a dream at night and tell the king to save the world. Wang Yan must forgive him and call the virtuous minister earlier. Leave the money in the temple and play chess slowly. At noon that day, the sage dreamed of beheading the dragon. Hearing this, the king suddenly groaned and asked, "Master, which country is that saint from?" "This is my former Prime Minister Wei," Sanzang said. . He knows astronomy, geography and yin and yang, and is the right-hand man of Anbang and the country. Because I dreamed of beheading the Dragon King of Jinghe River, the Dragon King sued the Ghost and said that my king promised to save him and kill him, so my king became ill and gradually felt dangerous. Wei Zhi wrote another letter and took it with my king to Mingsi and sent it to Cui Jue, the judge of Yundu. When he was young, the king of Tang died and was reborn on the third day. Thanks to Wei Zhi, Cui Panguan revised the document and added the king's twentieth birthday. Today, there will be a land and water conference, so I sent poor monks to travel far away to consult other countries, worship Buddha, take Mahayana through Sanzang, and go through hardships to ascend to heaven. "The king groaned and sighed:" Sincerely, you are a great country in China, and you are a good minister! " It seems that I have been ill for a long time and no one has saved me. "Hearing this, the elder stole a look and saw the emperor looking haggard. Just as the elder was about to ask questions, an official of Guanglu Temple called Tang Priest to fast. Wang Chuan instructed: "In the incense hall, even my food was put down to share with the mage. "

Sanzang thanked him and had dinner with Wang and Zhai.

Monkey was in the hall, watching Friar Sand set tea, rice and vegetarian dishes. Friar Sand said, "Tea and rice are easy to cook, but vegetables are not easy to arrange." "How about that?" Monkey asked. Friar Sand said:

"There is nothing in oil, salt, sauce and vinegar." "I have some money here," Monkey said. "I want Pig to buy it." The idiot evaded laziness and said, "I dare not go. I'm embarrassed. I'm afraid I'll get into trouble. The master blames me. " Monkey said, "Fair trade." . "If you don't melt him or rob him, what's the harm!" Pig said, "You haven't seen Xianzhi? Pull out your mouth in front of this door and scare a dozen people; If you go downtown, I don't know how many people will die! " Walker way:

"You only know that in downtown, have you seen what that market sells?" Pig said, "Master only taught me to keep my head down and not to make a big disaster. I really didn't see it. " "Needless to say, hotels, rice shops, cotton mills and silk grocery stores, but there are also teahouses, noodle shops, big sesame cakes, steamed buns, good soup and rice, good peppers and good dishes in the hotel, as well as all kinds of sugar cakes, steamed cakes, snacks, flower rolls, oil honey, and countless good things. How about I buy you something? " Hearing this, the idiot drooled and spat in his throat. He jumped up and said, "Brother! I'm disturbing you. I'll invite you back next time. " Monkey said with a smile, "Friar Sand is good at cooking. Let's buy some modulation. " Knowing that he was playing dumb, Friar Sand had to say, "Buy more when you are full." The idiot took a bowl and a lamp, and his entourage went out. Two of them asked the official, "Where are you going?" "I bought it and blended it," Monkey said. . The man said, "Go west on this street and turn at the Drum Tower. Jia Zheng's grocery store has all kinds of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, ginger, pepper and tea. See how much you buy."

Holding hands, they walked west along the street. Monkey passed several teahouses and restaurants, but he didn't buy what he bought and didn't eat what he ate. Pig called, "Brother, let's buy some here." The monkey was playing a trick on him, so he refused to buy it. "Dear brother, why don't you be an agent?" He said. Take another walk and pick out the big ones to eat. "Two people talking, many people followed them. When I arrived at the Drum Tower, from time to time, I saw countless people clamoring downstairs, crowding around, crowded the streets and blocked the roads. When Pig saw this, he said, "Brother, I'm not going. People there are clamoring for a monk. What's more, a suspicious person took it. What happened? " "Nonsense!" Qi Tian said. Monks do not break the law. What are you doing to me? Let's go to Zhengjiadian to buy some reconciliation. ""Stop it! " Pig head said. I don't get into trouble. This one squeezed into the crowd and rubbed his ear twice, which scared him to fall and get up, killing several people. I'll pay! "In that case," Monkey said, "stop under this wall, and I'll buy it back and buy you a biscuit. The idiot handed the bowl and lamp to Monkey, leaning his mouth against the wall and not moving. "。 Monkey went to the building, and there were many people. As soon as he heard it, there was a royal list hanging downstairs, and many people were vying to see it. Monkey crowded near and looked away. When he looked closely, the list read: "I, Zhu Ziguo, King of Hezhou, and Xi Niu, have served in all directions since I started business, and the people are safe. Recently, due to ominous events, it is difficult to recover from the long-term flood. Too many hospitals in our country have repeatedly chosen good prescriptions and failed to adjust their treatment plans. This list is published today to recruit all the wise men in the world. Whether you are from north to east, from China or from a foreign country, if you have good medicine, please go to the Treasure Hall to treat me. If you recover a little, you will divide the country equally, and you will never show it in vain. Because of this, it is necessary to go to the list. After reading it, he said with joy: "The ancients said that action is three points rich." I didn't sit around in the museum a long time ago. In other words, you don't have to buy anything to reconcile, you can wait for me to be a doctor with a day's scriptures. "The Great Sage bent down, lost his bowl, picked out a handful of dirt, sprinkled it on it, read a spell, took shape, stepped forward gently, revealed the list, and breathed a sigh of fairy dust on the ground. At the beginning of the whirlwind, he turned to the pig's station, only to find that the idiot was sleeping with his mouth against the wall. Walker was even more surprised by him. He folded the placard, held it in his arms, dragged it around and went to the same hall first.

People downstairs covered their heads and closed their eyes when they saw the wind blowing. I don't think the wind is out of date. Without the imperial list, everyone was completely scared. There are twelve eunuchs and twelve captains on the list. I took it out early in the morning, but I couldn't hang up for three hours. They were blown away by the wind, and they were looking for it. Suddenly, they saw a paper edge in the pig's arms. They came forward and asked, "Have you uncovered the list?" Idiot suddenly looked up and pouted, scaring the captains to the ground.

But he turned to go and was stopped by several brave people. "You announced the list of doctors, but you haven't been to North Korea for a long time to treat me, but what are your plans?" The idiot said in a panic, "Your son leaked the imperial list! Your grandson will recover! " A captain asked, "What's in your arms?" When the idiot looked down, there was a piece of paper. He opened it, gritted his teeth and scolded, "That monkey killed me!" " "I hate it, I will tear it up. I was stopped by everyone and said, "You are dead! This is the list of kings today. Who dares to break it? Since you are in your arms, you must have the hand to heal the country. Come with me! "You don't know," Pig said. "I didn't disclose this list, but my brother the Monkey King did. He secretly held it in his arms and left me. If this matter is understood, I will go with you to find him. ""What are you talking about? "They asked." Why doesn't the clock ring the cast's bell now? Since you posted, who can we find? No matter you! Pull to the Lord! "The gang regardless of innocence, pushed and pulled the idiot. Idiot stood firm, as if he had taken root, and a dozen people kept him still. Eight quit to say:

"You don't know how high and low! Don't blame me if I say I'll lose my temper soon! "

After a while, people in the street were stirred up and surrounded him. There are two old eunuchs inside:

"You look strange and your voice is wrong. Where are you from? The village is so strong?" Eight quit to say:

"We were sent to the west to study Buddhist scriptures. My master was a master of imperial brothers in the Tang Dynasty, and only when he entered the DPRK did he change his official documents. My brother and I have come to make peace with the comprador. I dare not go because there are many people downstairs. My brother taught me to wait here. When he saw the placard, he opened it like a whirlwind and put it in my arms first. " The eunuch said, "I saw a fat monk with a white face running towards the door in front of my head. I think it's your master? " "Exactly, exactly," Pig said. . The eunuch asked, "Where did your brother go?" "There are four of us," Pig said. . "Master will change the official document, and the three of us will have a rest under one roof with luggage and horses. My brother caught me and went back to the museum first. " The eunuch said, "Captain, don't pull him. You will know the ending when you arrive at the museum. " Pig said, "Your second mistress is a vassal." The commander said, "This monk doesn't know the goods! How can I urge my father-in-law to call my grandmother? " Pig said with a smile, "Don't be ashamed! You are against Yin and Yang! His two old mothers don't call him grandma, they call him grandfather! " They said, "Don't talk! Go and find your brother. " The people in that street were noisy, more than three or five hundred, and they were carried to the door of the museum. "When you settle down," Pig said, "my brother is not better than me, but he is a fierce and serious man. Seeing that he needed to give him a big gift, he called him Master Sun, and he agreed. Otherwise, he will change his face, but he will not do so. " All eunuchs and captains said, "If your brother can cure the king, he should have half the country.". We should bow. "

Everyone else is making noise outside the door. Pig led a group of eunuchs and a captain into the museum, only to hear Monkey and Friar Sand talking and laughing in the guest room. Pig stepped forward and grabbed chaos and shouted, "You can be a man! Coaxed me into buying plain biscuit steamed bread, but the results were all empty! Another whirlwind, revealing the list of emperors, secretly put it in my arms to pretend to be fat! This can be a brother! " Monkey said with a smile, "You idiot, you must have gone the wrong way and gone somewhere else. I went to the drum tower, bought a settlement, and came back for you. I came first, where is the list of emperors? " Pig said, "This is the official who is watching the list now." I couldn't say anything. The eunuchs, a captain, bowed down and said, Master Sun, today my king is destined, and God sent him down. He will show his economic skills, bend his arm a little, and let my king recover from his illness and the country share it equally. Monkey changed his voice when he heard this. He took Bajie's notice and said to everyone, "Do you think you are the officials who read the notice?" Eunuch kowtow way:

"The handmaiden is the minister in Li Si Prison, and these are the captains of the Royal Guards." Monkey said, "I revealed the list of doctors, so I sent my younger brother to introduce me. Since your grandfather is ill, as the saying goes, if you don't sell medicine, you won't see a doctor. You teach the king to invite me personally. I have the ability to get rid of the disease. " The eunuch was shocked when he heard this. A captain said, "If you talk big, you must be measured. I am waiting for half of you to be stupid here and half to go to North Korea to play. " Divided four eunuchs and six captains, he entered the court and said, "Your Majesty is so happy!" After dinner, the king had a heart-to-heart talk with Sanzang. Hearing this situation, he asked, "Where did you get this pleasure?" The eunuch said, "The handmaiden and others have taken out the imperial list for recruiting doctors and hung it under the Drum Tower. An elder monk Sun, who traveled to the Tang Dynasty, came here to learn from the scriptures and enlighten us. Now he wants the king to invite him himself. He has the ability to get rid of the disease at hand, so he came to play. " Hearing this, the king was filled with joy and asked the Tang Priest, "How many outstanding disciples does Master have?" Sanzang crossed his hands and said, "I have three stubborn monks." The king asked, "Which scholar is good at medicine?" "With all due respect," Sanzang said, "my stubborn followers are all Shan Ye mediocrities. They can only pack their bags, carry horses, look for waves around the stream, lead poor monks to climb mountains, or go to dangerous places to catch monsters, tigers and dragons. None of them can know the essence of medicine. " The King of Qi said, "Why should your master be too modest? Today, when I went to the temple, I was lucky to meet the mage coming to Korea, and I was sincere about the lucky chance. Since Gao Tu doesn't know medical treatment, how can he leak my bulletin and teach me to kiss him? Absolutely capable of curing the country. " Call: "Minister of Civil and Military Affairs, I am too weak to ride in a chariot; You can go out for me and ask Elder Sun to see my illness. When you see him, you must not treat him lightly, calling him Elder Sun, and they all meet with the courtesy of the monarch and the minister. " The ministers listened to the order, read the list with the eunuch and a captain, went to the same hall, and took turns to pay their respects. Friar Sand was so scared that he hid in the wing and under the wall. Seeing Pig sitting motionless in the middle, the Great Sage secretly complained, "This monkey is broken, and it's killed alive! How many officials don't reciprocate or stand up when they worship! " After a while, after the worship, the class began and said, "Tell Elder Sun that we are all ministers of the king. On the orders of the king, we respectfully invite the eminent monk to visit the DPRK. " Monkey stood up and said to the others, "Why didn't your Majesty come?" The ministers said, "My king is too weak to ride in a chariot. I specially ordered the ministers to pay tribute to him and invite the holy monk. " "In that case," Monkey said, "you go first and I'll go later." All ministers obey their orders and walk as a team. Monkey got dressed and Pig said, "Brother, don't climb out of us." "I won't climb you," Monkey said. . "I just want you two to go with me to collect medicine." Friar Sand asked, "What medicine do you want?" Monkey said, "Whoever brings me the medicine, take it according to the number and wait for me to get it." The two won the promise.

After a while, the monkey came with many officials. The ministers left first and told the story of the king. The king rolled the bead curtain high and his eyes shone. Everyone opened their mouths and asked, "Who is Elder Sun?"

Monkey stepped forward and snapped, "It's me." Hearing the fierce voice and sharp appearance, the king fell down on the dragon bed with fear. The female officer panicked and hurried into the palace and said, "You scared me!" All the officials hated Monkey and said, "Why is this monk so rude and careless? How dare you expose the list! " Monkey laughed and said, "You are wrong about me. You are so slow, the king's illness can't be cured for a thousand years. "

Ministers said, "How many years can you live? Not even a thousand years? " Walker way:

"He is a sick king now, a sick ghost when he dies, and a patient when he is reincarnated, but it's not good for a thousand years?" The ministers were very angry and said, "You monk, you have no manners at all! How dare you wait for such a mouthful of firewood! " Monkey said with a smile, "It's not Hu Chai." . "You listen to me. When you try to understand medicine, the change of thinking is very important. There are four things to see, smell and ask. Without one, you will not be prepared: first, look at him with air, be moist, fat and thin, and sleep; The second is to hear the voice clearly, listen to the voice dully, and listen to his truth and madness; Three questions: how to eat, how to have stool after a few days; Four can dredge the meridians, what are the ups and downs. I don't want to smell it. I don't want to be stable in this life. "

Among the civil and military officials, one is an official of the Imperial Hospital. Hearing this, he praised the crowd and said, "This monk is right, too. Even if the gods see a doctor, they should look forward to listening and asking questions, which is in line with the sacred work. " According to this, the official said to the attendants: "The elderly should use the truth of seeing, listening and asking to identify the disease and take medicine." The king slept on the dragon bed and shouted, "Tell him to go! I can't meet a stranger! " The attendants went out of the palace and said, "That monk, my king ordered you to go. Can't see strangers. " "If you can't see a stranger, just feel the pulse," Monkey said. The officials secretly rejoiced, "I've heard of hanging silk and feeling the pulse, but I've never seen it." Play it again. " The page entered the palace again and said, "Sir, Elder Sun has not seen your master's face. He will feel his pulse. " The king thought, "I've been ill for three years and I haven't tried this yet." Let him in. " The waiter immediately said, "Your master has given him permission to hang up the thread and feel his pulse. Please ask Elder Sun to go to the palace to see him." When Monkey arrived in the hall, the Tang Priest greeted him with a scolding: "You Po Hou, you hurt me!" Monkey laughed and said, "Good master, I am with you. Did you say I hurt you? " Sanzang cried, "You have been with me for many years. "Who have you cured? You don't even know the medicinal properties, and you haven't read any medical books. How dare you hit this disaster! " Walker smiled.

"Teacher, you don't know. I have a few grass heads. I can cure a serious illness. I can treat him well. Even if you die, you can only hire a quack to kill people, and you deserve to die. What are you afraid of? It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, just sit down and see how my pulse is. " The old man added, "You have read Su Wen, Difficult Classics, Materia Medica and Pulse Tactics. What kind of chapters and sentences are there? How can you take notes? This is nonsense, I can't feel the pulse! " Walker smiled.

"I have a gold thread on me, you didn't see it." It was he who leaned down, pulled out three hairs on his tail, twisted it and shouted, "Change!" " That is, it has become three silk threads, each of which is 24 feet long. At twenty-four percent, he held it in his hand and said, "Isn't this my golden thread?" The eunuch who served said, "Don't talk, Elder. Please come to the palace to discuss. " Monkey resigned from the Tang Priest, took a few attendants and went to the palace to ask for a doctor. That is: the human heart has a secret recipe for governing the country, and the secret recipe is hidden in it to note longevity. After all, I don't know what disease it is and what medicine to use. For the ending, listen to the next chapter.