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What does a coffee table-obsessed world look like?

In life, some people are electronic item control, some are car control, some are room control, some are sofa control, some are cup control, and some are Towel control. . . . Among these nerds, some are coffee table nerds. Let’s take a quiet look at what their world is like~~

The inner monologue of the coffee table nerds: This will definitely look good in the bedroom. It’s very tasteful. I can put milk on it. Drinking milk helps me sleep.

Narration: In order to prevent the cup of milk from falling, you need to buy a coffee table. Do you think that if you have a mouse, you need to buy a computer? [Crying with face covering]

The inner monologue of the coffee table controller: When I buy a house in the future, I must buy a coffee table like this and place it in front of the bay window on the balcony. There is water at the right temperature for drinking on the coffee table, and the breeze blows in from the window. My long hair fluttered, and the gauze curtain floated over and caressed my legs. Ah, this is life!

Narrator: Considering your potential, first tell me where your room is? Even if you don't have a house, you still have to live happily. The house is rented, but your life is your own.

The inner monologue of the coffee table controller: This design is very strong, and there are two small slots on the side for easy moving. I like it very much. I will also buy flowers to decorate it like the picture, so that the whole house will be full of color. He will definitely like the floral fragrance, hahaha. . . .

Narrator: Are you sure you can keep the flowers alive? Good luck and amen.

The inner monologue of the coffee table controller: I want to buy this table, make a pot of tea, and sit on the floor with him. The breeze blows his hair and eyelashes, and he looks at each other quietly without speaking. So happy. . .

Narration: How about getting out of singles first? . . I’ve never seen someone feed his own dog food. . . If you don't speak, are you using your thoughts to compete in martial arts? Pfft. . .

The inner monologue of the coffee table controller: Wow, this is the kind I am looking for. I can drag it to it wherever I want to sit. If I am inspired, it will not delay me from writing poetry. . . Ah ha ha ha. . .

Narrator: Still want to write poetry? Why don't you go to heaven? Why don't you stand side by side with the sun? Let’s finish watching the anime with more than 500 episodes first. . .

Inner Monologue of the Coffee Table Controller: Such exquisite favorites, it is just right to be placed next to the sofa at home. The bright colors will definitely make the living room look more cheerful.

Narration: You are good-looking and everything you say is right.

The inner monologue of the coffee table controller: This coffee table is so special. I want to put it in the bedroom, and then put a photo album of ours on it. I put warm milk for him and her every night, and then we hug each other and sleep. ,very nice. . .

Narration: You are so beautiful. Do you know what is beautiful about you? Think beautifully. . . But as long as you are happy.

A coffee table may not just be a storage shelf, but it may carry every bit of your love.