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It's funny to save fuel when driving.
1. Since then, it has been an emotionless steering wheel machine.
Isn't it as difficult as expected to get a driver's license?
3. The female driver who went on the road alone for the first time felt that the horn behind her sounded so sore that her ears were sore.
4. Go to the old driver.
The female driver fainted a pig on the first day of the road. There is no need to filter when the weather is good.
6. Being expelled from the driving school for self-study; Novice driver, good at emergency braking!
7. Get up early to buy food, and the female driver is officially on the road! Fortunately, I got my certificate the year before last, otherwise I would have to start all over again this year.
8. Be careful in the future.
9. Weak, helpless and pitiful. Greetings from the steel straight man. Drink hot water!
10. Make way for my sister.
1 1. Who can tell me where the brakes are? Urgent!
12. See you in Akiyama tonight!
13. Get the license and get ready to go!
14. From now on, there is another female driver on the road!
15. Send a stupid photo to lament my tortuous driver's license! No more hard driving school!
16. Female drivers are on the road, which is exciting and cool. Cherish life and stay away from female drivers.
17. It's really hard. After taking the exam for three months, I finally got my driver's license. However, I dare not drive, and I will not drive.
18. I am a novice and good at emergency braking! Close it at any time.
19. Since then, it has been an emotionless steering wheel machine.
20, finally got the license to get on the bus ~
2 1. The first priority for female drivers to drive on the road is to lock the car door. Not afraid of being robbed by bad guys, but afraid of being hit by driving blindly on the road.
22. Lamborghini rounding has begun.
23. The first day of the female driver working alone, Mark. Although a little nervous, but don't worry about being fierce by the coach, haha.
Ufo has just arrived on Earth, please be careful.
25. I wanted to show off, but the female driver went on the road alone and ended up in the company. She searched the library and rubbed people's backs, and now she is anxiously waiting for others to find her.
26. Don't look at the old car, look at the new one.
27. Road killers, passers-by to avoid.
28. Only children need to answer, and adults hold the steering wheel by themselves.
9. Didi Didi, the novice female driver is certified to work.
30. On the first working day, the female driver went on the road and stopped in the deserted parking lot for a long time, still crooked.
3 1. Although I was scolded and tanned, I still have my driver's license and everything is worth it.
32. Successfully promoted old drivers.
33. I am really happy. This female driver is also a real novice. When I was on the road for the first time, I also took a piece of A4 paper and printed it out. The novice is on his way. Ha ha ha ha, laughing me to death.
34. It's really funny. After getting my driver's license, I will be a female driver who is spurned by people around me.
35. My luxury car has been put to good use.
36. I always see the news about these female drivers and dare not drive on the road. If something happens, it will be the female driver again.
37. Starlight does not ask passers-by, time pays off, and you are officially certified!
38. Do you want to go for a ride?
Thanks to the coach, I finally got my driver's license.
40. Driving test is not the point. The most enjoyable thing is to blacken the coach and then uninstall two apps.
4 1. Beware of ex-boyfriends!
42. I promised to take the driver's license test together, but I took it secretly.
43. I remember the first time a female driver drove on the road alone to play with her little sisters. Although she almost ran a red light, she got home safely.
44. I can take the person I love for a ride!
45. Isn't it as difficult as expected to get a driver's license?
46. Excited heart and trembling hands finally got the driver's license!
47. Finally, I will wait for you to give up.
I guess there's no chance to use it.
49. From now on, I am also a native book ~
50. How fierce are female drivers on the road? The steering wheel hit "six parents deny", hoping that the car accident would stay away from her.
5 1. I like my driver's license.
52. Be careful in future.
53. The old driver took me.
54. The driver's license is thirty years, and it only takes three days to drive.
The female driver is on the line. Please avoid her when passing by.
56. There are thousands of roads. Don't take mine.
57. Do you need to borrow points?
58. Novice; Specialty: love to brake.
59. My sister is on Beijing Road. If you see it, you should avoid it in advance.
60. Get on the bus and go back to our happy hometown.
6 1. I have a driver's license, all over the world!
62. The driver's license was taken away. Please stay away from me, coach!
Be careful when going out. I want to drive.
64. It feels good to get a certificate in forty days!
65. When lively Chen Xiao first met a female driver who used the brake as the accelerator for 17 days, she was able to walk again and became a crutch.
66. Novice drivers are on the road, please pay attention.
67. I, a female driver, put out the fire four times on my way to my destination. Let's drive the automatic gear in the future.
68. Novice drivers are on the road, please pay attention.
69. Excited heart, trembling hands, driver's license has been obtained.
70. Whether you have a reversing image or a 360 camera, I just can't get in. Haha, the female driver is on her way.
7 1. I have to suspect that I got my driver's license at that time. Driving 40 yards is terrible. This is cowardice!
72. I finally got my driver's license. Let me show you.
73. This quadrennial event commemorates the first time that two female drivers drove alone on the road.
74. The old driver took me.
75, like to mention love cards, legally on the road!
76. License plate number xxx, please avoid it in time.
7. I'm a little happy to get it smoothly! Didi ~ the female driver is going to hit the road!
78. I am extremely happy to get my driver's license.
79. The road killer just came out. Please ask your friends to avoid after seeing the car.
80. Maybe it's because of the winter vacation. I can't make an appointment with Joke Four. It's uncomfortable, and it also delays the time for female drivers to get on the road.
8 1. I got my driver's license yesterday! The driver is on the road, please pay attention to passers-by!
82. I have gone through the process, experienced difficulties, tested my mentality, gained a small notebook and exercised myself.
83. I finally finished my miserable driving test course, graduated smoothly, and the female driver is on the road!
84. Full marks are passed!
85. The female driver who has held a driver's license for six years said that she is not interested in driving, and driving is not fun, fearing that she can't park where she wants to go! I'm afraid of that. I just don't want to open it anyway!
86. A little white female driver who has been driving for several years and hasn't driven a few times has set up a flag this month. It is good to be normal on the road.
87. When the driver's license expired, under the guidance of Master Guo, she drove all day and the female driver took to the road.
88. The female driver turned at the intersection, and my father didn't bring his mobile phone and couldn't find the car keys. I occupied two lanes, shivering.
89. I took the exam three times for the second time and got a new coach. I got my driver's license last month, and today I found that the driving school closed down.
After 90, show certificates!
9 1. The female driver is on the road for the first time today, and it is quite smooth.
92. Ten years after getting the driver's license, the novice female driver finally drove on the road alone (the pressure line was wrong but I tried my best).
93. Go to the old driver.
94. Alto: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi.
95. Only children need to answer, and adults hold the steering wheel by themselves.
96. Does anyone want to go for a ride?
97. The female driver who didn't drive for a long time was forced to eat fishbone and got stuck in her throat, while the old mother waited anxiously outside.
98. rush hour! The female driver is on her way! Did you arrive safely and not be late? Proud! ! Proud!
99. After two months, I finally got a notebook.
100. The license is in hand and the coach has been hacked!
0 1. The female driver didn't sit next to the old driver on the road for the first time. She's so empty.
02. A day when a female driver is on the road. Wonderful life. Let's take a walk with friends in our spare time.
03. Qiu Mingshan's car god is online.
04. Thousands of roads, safety first.
05. This female driver is on the line. Please avoid her when passing by.
06. The driver's license is in place, only one car is needed.
07. The female driver screamed and refused to brake. The female driver screamed on the ground and refused to brake.
108. Heizi Road Pass.
09. The female driver is terrible. Driving is just step by step. How else can I drive on the road?
10. A new generation of car gods has been listed!
1 1, more than three months, finally got it! I am also a person with a certificate!
12. I got my driver's license. Actually, it has nothing to do with being smart or not. It depends on my personal interest in practice.
13. Although I was scolded and tanned, my driver's license is in hand, and everything is worth it.
14. The female driver is also on the road. Keep your distance, and you'll treat me like a red light.
15. I got my driver's license. Actually, it has nothing to do with being smart or not. It depends on my personal interest in practice.
16. Today, everyone had a drink. As a result, I drove back and almost ran a red light. The female driver had to take it easy on the road.
17. It's really depressing to drive on the road recently. The road killer is really a female driver like me.
18. I suspect that I drove the car, and I have proof.
19. The female driver is on the road. If you see a white car driving on Zhongshan Road like a tractor, don't hesitate to stay away from me. Mainly, I'm afraid this car is not mine.
10. A novice female driver with five years' driving experience was really drunk on the first day of driving. Dad bear was pulling in the direction with one hand, and it couldn't stop me from drifting too much.
The above is to send a circle of friends with words while driving. Driving for the first time is naturally exciting, but everyone must also pay attention to driving safety. I suggest you find a spacious road to practice your driving skills first, and then officially hit the road. After all, the roads are full of strange old drivers. Carelessness may lead to traffic accidents.
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